Eddie. Eddie.
Come here. I want you to meet the wedding planner.
The two most important people in my
life set eyes on one another.
Eddie, this is Mary, the wedding planner.
Mary, this is my fiancé, Eddie.
Hi.
Uh, Mary. Are you okay?
Mm hm.
Yep.
Good.
Oop.
See who that is.
Ah. Hello?
Hi, dad. Oh, no.
Wait wait, wait. I can't hear you. Hang on.
There. Okay, I got you, I got you.
Oh, no.
Okay, I'm losing you again. I'm sorry.
Shoot. Okay. Wait wait wait wait. Hello?
Hello, hello.
Do you hear me?
Quickly people. Get your tootsies out here pronto.
Welcome to the Basil Saint Mosley School of Dance.
I am Basil Saint Mosley.
Hang on. I can't hear you. [applause]
Oh, wait. Oh, wait a second. I can't hear
you. You're breaking up. Hang on.
There you go. There you go. Oh.
Now, here's what I'd like. All my lovely
couples, dancing partners paired up in twos,
ready to dance.
Okay. You know. Dance with Eddie.
I can't
No. It's important.
Quickly. Is there a problem in the room?
Pronto, people, I'd like us to still be
young when this class is over.
I have to take this call.
Darling, I understand you're busy.
I'm busy too. You're holding up the class.
Oh, she's with him.
All right then.
And, Mary, watch out for his thumb.
He hurt it saving some old lady.
I can't do this.
And I've got a prior engagement.
That's an interesting choice of words.
Wallflowers. It's time to blossom and bloom.
Obviously, what we have here, people, is a
fear of dancing.
And it's my firm belief we must conquer
one's fears.
Now, I have to gauge what I am dealing with.
So I will play music,
you will dance and I will observe.
Okay. Renee?
Yes. Thank you.
Uh
Mary?
Would you like to dance?
Have no fear. Dance, dance,
dance!
Yeah.
[groin]
Old lady. Huh?
Listen. This is...
You told me your name was Steve?
It is Steve. My last name is Edison.
Fran calls me Eddie. It's a nickname.
I have a better nickname for you.
How about common,
cheating, sleazy, Hey.
son... Hey, If you're thinking that
What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers.
[sigh]
Okay.
Well, now that you had the accident.
That was a special day.
It was. I was running late.
How convenient.
I was on my way to meet Fran and our wedding planner. Bye!
Would you turn out to be one of the odds?
Dance, dance!
Don't dance around the issue. I'm not.
You didn't show that day because you don't
want to get married.
I see it all the time.
You see what?
Why'd you tell your fiancée you saved an old lady?
Exactly.
You think you want to get married, but you don't.
You're just pitiful and confused
looking to get some hot pepper wherever you can.
Oh now Mary, you have no idea what you are talking about.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Then why did you go to the movies with me?
Why did Steve go to the movies with you?
Let's see. First of all, Steve likes the movies.
Steve had the night off.
Steve said, "Hey, you know what?
A movie sounds good."
Plus, you got an invitation.
Why is Steve referring to himself in the third person?
What are you talking about?
You think you can double talk your way out of this?
Throw me off your scent? But I smell you.
And I smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches.
What?
You said me the street before you passed out.
I did not.
You did too. If anybody was looking to get some, it's M-A-R-Y.
You're hideous.
Okay, then why did you ask me to dance?
I didn't.
You did too
I did not!
You said, "Steve, would you like to dance?"
And even if I did, I'm not the one who's
engaged.
It was a dance.
Whoop de do. It didn't mean anything.
Then why'd you almost kiss me?
This pair, this lovely couple.
They have it. They know what it takes.
Yes.
We need to powwow.