- Hey, we're the cast of Never Have I Ever.
- And today, we're gonna be debating
the greatest love triangles of all time.
- Like the three of us!
- (Bella) I dream about being with you forever.
♪ (soft orchestral music) ♪
- Have you seen Twilight?
- Yeah, I will say... - Okay, he's our context guy.
We have not seen Twilight.
- I think the connection is just undeniable between Edward and Bella.
- Okay, okay.
- But, Jacob is the guy she can go to Hawaii with,
and like go on vacation with.
- Can Jacob, Jacob's the werewolf, so...
- Jacob's the werewolf. - (Jaren) He's the werewolf.
- So can Jacob turn her into a werewolf?
Is that how that works?
- He doesn't need to! He can go wherever she goes.
Edward always has to stay in the cloudy Seattle weather.
- True right. - You know, he can't go to the beach.
- Oh.
- But Robert Pattinson's really hot.
- Yeah!
- (React) Oh, he is? Is that...
- He is, and I'm a Cedric Diggory gal, so...
- (Darren) Mm-hmm.
- I'm Team Edward, because I'm a Cedric Diggory gal.
(laughs) - (React) Okay?
- I haven't seen it, and what Darren said,
I like to be in the sun. - Would you rather be with a vampire?
Okay, so werewolf.
- So I think I would rather be Team Jacob.
- I'll go Team Edward. - Nice!
- (Nancy) Yeah, mine's bigger.
- (Jonathan) (laughs) Congratulations.
- (Nancy) Steve... - (Steve) It's okay, Nance.
- Oh! - Oh, okay.
- Alright, we've seen this one.
- (React) Team Jonathan or Team Steve? Let's go!
- Lead us. - Oh man!
- Lead us with your thoughts.
- Alright, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm a Team Steve person,
'cause I love Steve. I think Steve is sick.
Steve is super cool, I think that he's so protective.
- Do you love Steve for the person that he is as an individual,
or do you like Steve for Nancy?
- And I think he'd make a great partner.
- Do you love him for her? - Yeah, I think I'm biased for both.
- Really? - Yeah.
- (React) Wow, this is getting deep. This is getting really deep.
- I think I just love Steve so much as a person
that I think he would be a great partner.
- (Maitreyi) Okay, valid.
- But I don't know if he's the best partner for her, but I'm biased.
- I like Steve too, that's why I'm analyzing my bias.
- I can't, I'm having trouble separating that.
- I'm gonna go Jonathan, he defended Nancy's honor
when Steve was spray painting vulgar things about her around town, so...
- Really?
- He was spray painting like Nancy is a slut or something.
- What!? - With his friends.
- What season was that? - What?
- Was that at the beginning?
- She thought they were cheating. I'm pretty sure that was season one.
- Really? - And then they get into a fight.
- Did that happen? - Season one.
- And Jonathan punches him.
- Oh, no way? - You don't remember this?
Rewatch it, be a real fan!
- Oh, I don't remember that at all!
♪ (soft music) ♪
(siren blares)
- (JJ) Hey, guys, I'm sorry to ruin the party,
but we gotta go right now, come on!
- So I haven't fully seen it. Don't shoot me.
- I haven't seen it either. - Don't shoot.
Guys, I watch anime all the time, around the clock.
- (React) Well, Pope is a sweetheart, and he's always had a crush on Kiara.
- Mm-hmm.
- (React) And JJ is the adventurous, crazy guy who, you know,
takes Kiara on adventures all the time.
- That seems like that's gonna fizzle out, you know?
That's only cool for so long.
- I know, I'm gonna go with the fan choice,
I think like there's more, from what I know from the interwebs,
that a lot of fans really like JJ and Kiara.
- I'm gonna go with that, 'cause I don't know anything.
- Yeah, I'm saying JJ-Kiara. - I like adventures!
- I wanna support,
I see a lot of fans really, really ride for that,
and out of caution, I'm just,
I'm hiding behind the meat shield of the many fans.
- (React) So JJ and Kiara, and they are currently still together.
- Hey, alright! - (React) It is JJ and Kiara.
This has now became a game of can you guess who's together now?
- (laughs) That's what it is. - We're doing okay!
- (React) That's the new game.
- (Peach) I will not let him hurt you.
- (Bowser) I'll be sacrificing them in your honor.
- No, I have complex opinions about this.
- What? - Oh man.
- We are looking at video game history here people.
- I just think cuddling Bowser is painful.
- How is this gonna change your opinion?
- No, because I don't think, like, I don't think,
we're jumping so quick to Mario,
but there are times when, like, Mario is kinda just a schmuck.
Like really, in actual...
- Doesn't Bowser trap Peach in a castle?
- Oh, all the time, but like, he's not that great either.
But what I'm saying is...
- Kidnapping is better than being a schmuck?
- No! (laughs) He wrote a song in the movie for her!
Where's Mario's thing?
- It's a great song, I understand that, but...
- Mario's the knight in shining armor though.
- Yeah, okay, but like, Mario really is also just a plumber.
I'm honestly riding hard for Bowser. - (React) Okay, what are we thinking?
- Because Mario comes into Bowser's kingdom,
stomps on all those Goombas, stomps on all those Koopa Troopas.
- Because she got kidnapped!
- Mario is a fascist.
- Are you kidding me right now? - Yeah!
- (React) Love it, love it, okay, so we're on Team Bowser.
- I'm being controversial,
I'm just being controversial for the fun.
- No, Mario, that's absurd. - Mario, Mario.
- (Adam) I don't want us to have space.
- (Eric) I love you too.
- Yes.
- (React) And so we've got Eric. - Mm-hmm.
- (React) In question, and he's with Adam.
Adam was someone who bullied him.
- Ooh. - (React) For being gay.
But then, he was doing that as a defense mechanism,
because he was gay himself.
- Right, right, I've seen this. I've seen clips of this.
- Ooh. - Yes.
- (React) Okay, Rahim, the poet, who sings to him,
who do we want?
- I don't like a bully, even if the reasoning.
- Well, what's Rahim's thing?
- He said he's a poet who sings to him.
- No, no, no, but what's his thing?
- (React) His thing is that he offended Eric's religious beliefs.
- But like, he was...
- There's disrespect in both situations though.
- It was out of internalized homophobia, because...
- Yeah.
- He wasn't out yet,
and he was still having an internal battle,
not that that excuses then projecting onto somebody else,
but I understand. - (React) Yeah.
- That's messy, and that's really hard.
- I'm gonna go with Rahim.
- I feel like Rahim, there's something else about him
that I just don't know, 'cause I haven't seen the show.
Yeah. - (React) Rahim, you all picked...
- Surface level, bullying does take me out.
- (React) You all picked Rahim. - I don't like that.
- (React) Rahim? - Yeah.
- (React) Okay, cool, before I move to the next one,
I'm just gonna tell you he ends up with Adam.
Great, okay, let's move on.
(group laughs)
- Hey, I mean, alright.
- What if I was gonna watch the show, man!
♪ (tense music) ♪ - (Katniss) Peeta, Peeta.
- (Gale) Hey Katnip. - (Katniss) Hey.
- (Gale) Thought you'd be gone by now.
- (Katniss) I'm not going anywhere.
- (React) Hunger Games! Team Peeta or Team Gale?
- Oh yeah. - Peeta!
- It's Peeta, it's Peeta! - Peeta!
No way, don't... - I haven't seen the Hunger Games.
- No, really? - Really?
- (React) Okay, Jaren, Jaren,
if you were to explain the Hunger Games
in one line to Darren, what would...
- (laughs) One. - It's a dystopia where
every year, the governing body forces people to volunteer
for like a deathmatch that's televised of kids.
- Oh, I know what it's about, I know the premise.
- (Jaren) Okay. - Yeah, yeah, I know the premise.
- I would pick Peeta.
- I'm gonna give a miss...
I like doing synopses for movies in one sentence
that make no sense but it does make sense.
So I would say children run around a park and stab each other
for food in an intense game of Manhunt.
- I'll pick Peeta, because that looks like a tender cuddle in that photo.
- He's, but they're both tender. - He's so good for her!
- But they just kinda fit a little bit better, I think.
- (Kitty) I'll make the coffee. - (Dae) I'll grab the mugs.
- (friend) It's too early to be this cheery.
- ♪ Left me with your smoking gun ♪ ♪ You cloud up my vision ♪
- Love Anna, Anna's the homie, Canadian homie.
Okay, so from what I know, what I've seen,
'cause I haven't had the chance to sit down yet,
'cause we've been doing press. - Yeah.
- From what I've been spoiled!
Doesn't Dae have, like, a boo thang?
She arrives to Korea, and he has a boo thang.
Like, he has someone.
- They like hook up while he actively has a girlfriend?
- Like, they've been pen pals, and it was like romantic,
but he actually had a girlfriend the entire time.
- Then I'm team Yuri. - I'm team Yuri.
- Team Yuri, but shout out to my boy, Sang-Heon,
who plays Min Ho. - Yeah.
♪ (soft piano music) ♪
- (Betty) But that's all the more reason for us
to be there for each other.
- (Archie) Okay, then.
- Have you read the comics? - Nope.
- I haven't seen any recent episodes of Riverdale,
because I'm confusion,
I'm gonna be honest, I'm very confusion about the show.
I know a lot of people really like Barchie,
that's Betty and Archie, right? - I like that name.
- I don't know, I'm indifferent, but I will say,
when I was growing up, I loved reading those comics,
and I always loved Jughead and Betty,
based off of the comics.
- Jughead, that looks like some angsty teenage love,
who doesn't love that?
- I don't know what's going on in the show anymore at this point.
They all have like superpowers, and they can get shot and not die.
I'm not joking, I'm not joking! - (React) Yeah, for sure.
- But from the comics, I really liked Bug,
you know, Bughead.
(crowd cheers)
- (Alfie) Your feelings for me?
- (Emily) They've always been there.
- (React) On the left is the super sexy French chef.
- Ooh, chef?
- (React) Who's a struggling French chef.
Or do you want the super successful, rich, English banker.
- Chef.
- Who's nicer to her?
- (React) They're both nice to her.
- Oh, trouble. Champagne Problems!
- Ah. - Paris problems!
- Is the chef successful?
If he's got a lot of money, then, if they both treat her really well.
- Yeah, but like, are you, really, when it comes to love,
you wanna more focus about a structured life?
- No, no, but I'm just saying.
- Is he good at what he does?
- Alright, I'll pick the chef. I like food, I'll pick the chef.
- Yeah, that's what, I can't cook, so I pick the chef.
- Is that Gabriel? Is Gabriel the chef?
- Gabriel. - (React) Gabriel's the chef.
- I'll pick the chef. - Gabriel.
- (Jay) Oh yeah, I'm 40.
- (Jessi) What, you're 13.
- (Jay) We're in this together, Pam. I [censored] love you.
- (Pam) I love you too, Javid Blane! (laughs)
- I don't wanna be out of pocket here,
but isn't that like a really horny pillow?
- Yes. - Like, intensely.
- Extremely.
- (laughs) That makes me very scared.
- That's weird, I'm gonna go with the human.
Jessi.
- Yeah, I'm gonna pick Jessi too.
The pillow's a little creepy.
- Yeah, the pillow's just like a little ugh!
- A little problematic, to be honest, the pillow is.
- (React) And Maitreyi, who are you picking?
- Jessi, please, the pillow's like intense.
- (React) Team Jessi? - I'm okay.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (Ben) Yep. - (Devi) Well, you had sex.
Okay!
- ♪ Doesn't anyone dance ♪ ♪ In this town no more ♪
- (Paxton) 'Sup Devi? - (Devi) Hey, Paxton.
Wait, what, Paxton?
- (React) And of course, without giving anything away this season,
are we Team Ben or are we Team Paxton?
- Paxton. - Ben.
- Well then, without giving anything away, I'm Team Devi.
- Pfft. - (React) Woah.
This is the final season, so what do you remember as like being,
or what will you miss as well from the show?
Anything to share?
- I think anticipating which ways the love triangle tips
between these two on the top of the love triangle.
- It's hard to say that we'll miss things.
I mean, the creation aspect of Never Have I Ever
is something we'll always miss,
but like, the friendships that we made will last forever, so...
- Yeah.
- It's like, our memories will be changing
from the things that we're doing, and obviously, we loved creating
Never Have I Ever, almost more than anything that we can think of,
but there are so many things that we do
in our personal lives together
that are really special in different ways.
- Never Have I Ever.
Girl in wheelchair gets up after seeing hot guy,
but is still sad, happily continues to mess up
and try to keep talking to her dad.
Thanks for watching this episode!
- Be sure to check out Never Have I Ever,
now streaming on Netflix.
- Goodbye! - (both) Bye!