(computer beeping)
(metal shutters sliding up)
- We were sent to eradicate the zombie infection.
And take out the alpha zombie.
- Who is it?
- One of us.
We won't know who they are
until they infect their first human.
- You have 30 seconds till the alpha can infect.
Choose your Nerf load out. (nerf gun barrel moving)
- Look, the Shockwave, and the Modulus, and the Thunderhawk.
Oh my gosh there's just too many to choose!
- You can't choose them all, Judah.
- Yes I can. (laughing)
(energy surging noise)
- We must stop the flood.
- Can't take out the infected until the alpha is gone.
Take out the alpha and the infected are less vulnerable.
(nerf gun barrel moving) (sword slicing)
- If we fail, they will infect us all.
(door buzzer)
- Survive!
- Spread out to avoid the alpha!
- You put any attachments on your Blasters?
- Yeah, I put a scope on my Mace.
- That's ridiculous.
- I put a bunch of Nerfnades on mine.
(both laughing)
- Who do you think the alpha is?
- It could be any one of them.
- I'm so scared right now.
- Ah! (nerf bullet launching)
- What was that?
- I thought you were the alpha.
- Wow. Good thing you purposely just missed.
- Mm hmm. Yeah, that's definitely what I did.
- You just missed.
- I was aiming right for your head.
- Huh.
- Guys, guys. (shoes screeching on floor)
I think I know who the alpha is.
- Who is it?
- Shh!
- Who is it?
- Me. (sword slicing)
(morphing sound)
- Brains.
- No, not that kind of zombie.
- Oh really? I thought it was nice.
- Yeah. - No, no, no.
Go get her. She knows who I am.
- Wait, are these like slow Walking Dead zombies
or like ninja less World War Z zombies?
- Oh wait, yeah that changes things.
- Yeah. 'Cause if these are World War Z zombies,
I'm outta here.
- Me too.
(upbeat music)
(nerf bullet launching)
(falling on trampoline)
- I realize now that a bazooka was a poor choice.
(axe slicing) (morphing sound)
(grunting)
- infected!
- Apparently we had different plans.
(nerf bullets launching)
(hammering on wood)
- Robin, what are you doing?
- I'm putting up some wood to buy us time.
- Wow. It's actually kind of brilliant.
- Thanks man.
- Is this mahogany? This is such a good job.
- Thank you. I put a lot of work into it.
- Ah!
(axe hitting)
(nerf bullet launching)
- I thought it was a good idea too.
- Ah!
- (blergh)
- You know if you're actually dead,
you'd be a zombie, right?
- Dang it.
- Ah! (morphing sound)
- The infected are popping up like zombie daisies.
- Who are the original ones that you saw infected?
- Josiah, Justin and Zoe.
- Okay. Track down who's normal now?
Because that means they can't be the alpha.
We have to find the alpha.
- Ah! Wait for me.
(upbeat music)
(nerf dropping into hands)
- It's raining Blasters.
- Whoops. That was mine.
- Mary! What are you doing up there?
- I jumped on top of the invisible wall
to get to a part of the map,
I'm not supposed to be able to get to.
That way the infected can't get me.
- Invisible walls aren't real.
- Then how'd I get up here?
- How did you get up there?
(nerf bullets launching)
- We can't get to her.
(upbeat music)
(axe swinging)
- Now,
let's put down the axes.
(axes swinging) (morphing sound)
- (laughing) (nerf bullets launching)
- Okay, here's the plan.
We jump there. - Mm hmm.
- Flip, flip, flip.
Fire in one hand. Land on the roof.
- Whoa. My body cannot do that.
- Great. We're on the same page.
- No, no, no. We're not on the same page.
- Okay, cool. That's the plan.
- No, no. That is not the plan. That is not possible. Ah!
- (nerf bullet launching) Oh, is that a tennis ball?
- Yeah, but it says Nerf.
- (nerf bullet launching) Ah!
Ah! (face hitting the ground)
- Britney and Cole are infected.
- Mary and Ivy are safe.
- Okay. That means the alpha's either
Zoe, Michelle, Justin, Josiah or Robin.
- I saw Justin and Robin revive.
- I saw Josiah and Britney revive.
- Which means the alpha is either Michelle or Zoe.
Crazy plan.
Judah, do you still have the super cool rejuvenator 3000?
- Patent pending.
- Patent pending?
- Oh,
yeah.
(nerf bullets launching) (laughing)
(upbeat music)
(weapons loading sound)
- Hello.
- We're not gonna fall for that.
- Falling for what?
- Keeping you talking in hopes you give away
who's the boss around here?
(guns clicking)
- Yeah. That.
(guns clicking)
- Tense much?
- No, I just really have to poop.
- Understandable. I do too.
(tense music playing)
(nerf bullets launching)
(axe hitting micah)
- Ah! They got Micah!
- Run!
(morphing sound)
- Fetch me their souls.
- Whoa!
- What? Was that too much?
- Yeah.
- Go get them!
- I can go do that.
- (nerf bullets launching) Ah!
Ah!
- (nerf bullet launching) Yes.
- Ah choo! Excuse me.
- I got this one.
- Nope! - Mine!
(axes hitting wall)
- Oh! I have one of those too!
(nerf bomb clicking)
(nerf bomb dropped on hands)
- Hey, I caught it.
(all shouting Ah!) (nerf bomb explosion)
(nerf bullet launching)
- What are you doing?
- Marking the number of zombies I got.
(axe swinging)
(zombies shouting Ah!)
(door closing)
- I will pay you $20 to open that door.
- No!
You're terrible with money. You don't have $20.
- When I get $20, I will pay it to you to open that door.
(nerf bullets launching)
- Reloading!
- Cover up!
(nerf bullets launching)
- The zombies! They're getting stronger.
(nerf bullets launching)
- Michelle is the alpha. Focus all fire on her.
We have to take her down.
(all shouting)
- She's mine. (axe swinging)
(morphing sound)
- My legs. Those are my legs.
- Those are my legs.
- Oh, these are my legs.
(upbeat music)
- They're guarding somebody.
It could be the alpha, but how do we pull them all away?
- I think I might have to do that anyway.
As soon as I lift my foot from this rubber chicken,
the sound will call the zombies here.
- We can stay and fight them off.
- There's too many of them.
I'll attract the zombies long enough
for you guys to see past the hoard.
(dramatic music)
- But.
- There's no time for emotions now.
We have to defeat the alpha.
(dramatic music)
Almost heaven.
(rubber chicken screaming)
- West virginia Ah! (morphing sound)
(nerf bullet launching)
(dramatic music)
- They're hiding the alpha behind layers of infected.
How do we get a clear shot?
- Where's Ivy?
(zombies shouting)
- I regret nothing!
Ah! (morphing sound)
- We'll deal with that later.
- What's the plan?
(upbeat music)
(stereo turning on) (pop music playing)
(grunting)
(nerf bullets launching)
(dramatic music)
(grunting)
(nerf bullet launching)
- Arggh!
- Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep!
- Arrggh! (nerf bullets launching)
- It's a trap!
- No! No! (nerf gun clicking)
(nerf bullets launching)
- Take the shot!
- Come on!
- No!
(nerf gun thudding on mat)
- Arrgh! (axes hitting on shield)
(dramatic music)
(axes swinging)
(morphing sound)
(nerf gun clicking)
(morphing sound)
(dramatic music)
(axe swinging)
(dramatic music)
(bomb timer ticking)
(nerf ball explosion)
(buzzer)
- [Announcer] The alpha's been eliminated.
The infected are now vulnerable.
(end of message beep)
(pop music)
(morphing sound)
(all shouting Aargh!)
(zombies shouting Aargh!)
(nerf bomb clicker)
(door closing)
- Ah!
(nerf bomb explosion) (morphing sound)
(nerf bullets launching)
(nerf gun clicking)
(nerf bullet launching)
(zombie landing on mat)
- Okay the nerf darts hurt but
at least we are back to normal!
- At least somebody didn't blast you with a tennis ball.
- It was one time.
- There you are.
- But Josiah, you're so strong and you're so handsome.
- I am handsome, aren't I?
(hit on wall)
- No!
(upbeat music)
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