Ok "slow it down Joey, use your words" Ok...Ok let's find out what's inside
Ah! Good day everyone and welcome to today's video
where I am going to be cutting open more stress toys
Yes! I don't know why but
this is honestly just so satisfying
to watch whatever is in these stress toys come out
We have some crazy things today uh
We have stress sausage
And stress balls that we are going to be cutting open
So this should be interesting
Uh, a lot of few others that I'm super excited about
BUT, before we get on with that
I have a GREAT giveaway today
So....
oh god, it's so heavy
A simple, xbox one
giveaway. So if you want to find out how to win this, stay tuned
till the end of the video to find out how to win it
Ok, so starting off with our first one
This is a virus stress toy
What the heck, I don't know
Why do we need viruses made into stress toys?
Couldn't tell you
Open. What's inside you virus
Honestly, like kills me or something
The virus is contained in a stress toy
Ok, I kinda want to cut up one of these nipply looking things
(moans)
Oh, it's- it's very jelly like
Oh....Okay
SO, we have learned that the nipples are solid
Let's get deeper on in there. I think we have to get in between the nipples
so let's cut this way
(gasps)
Did you hear that suction noise?
I don't know what's in here. Is it just sand?
Oh, no. I- We've had this stuff before
Yeah, it's like this weird sand thing
Like, this is how it squeezes
Come....on... (grunts)
We need to make a bigger incision
It's some weird sort of sand
I don't know what this is
But, it needs to come out
Alright. Why is this so difficult?
(Laughing) Come on out
I feel like it's some sort of like
like creature being born
Ok, come on
Ew, what the heck is this?
(laughing) looks like a poop
Like a white poop
(grunts) "talking in background- honey that dont look like a poop"
(laughing)
Oh my gosh
Ew!
This is so disturbingly weird
What is this?!
I hate this so much. It's like not even sand it's like
"dough" yeah! It's like a....it's like a pizza dough
It feels SO disgusting
Let's see what happens if we cut it
It's even hard to cut through
What the heck! It's some sort of glue sand
Oh, I hate this
That is...That is very odd
Ok, I hate this. Moving on
Get it away
Ok, you know what? I feel like after that, we need to go to a classic,
satisfactiony stress toy
which is one of these guys
(grunts)
This is a green one
and I can't remember if I've done this color, but you can
"You have"
No I haven't! I feel like I've done every other color..... Maybe I have
BUT let's cut this bad boy open and watch it ooze out
It's like a pimple
Get ready for this guys
This is a doozy one
"I feel like that's the wrong word"
I don't know!
"A doozy" It's a doozy one
(laughing) ew
(laughing noises and incomprehensible talking in background)
Woah! Why's it look like that?
This is- I feel like this is an old one
EW! (laughing) "matured, dried up"
It's like a dried up stress toy. This is so gross
"granny stress toy"
(laughing) Ew
This is so disgusting normally it's like really liquidy and just like oozes out
This one's like chunky but funky
You know what, we are having some terrible luck with today's video
(grunts and laughing)
Ok, sweetie you've been fired
You are fired and retired
Go away
Ok. Moving on to one that I have been so excited to open
This is like a black stress toy that I've nev- it just feels like so freaking good
(moans)
It just- I don't know what's inside here, it just feels so freakin' soft
I just wanna know what's inside of it
(calmer) Ok "slow it down Joey, use your words" Ok
let's find out what's inside
Ok, we're just going to make a simple incision like always
(gasps)
I swear. If it's the same freakin' stuff. The sandy whatever
I'm gonna be so- oh wait no. Oh guys this is good
oh my gosh "no, pimple"
(moaning)
Santa's finally..... (laughing)
(incomprehensible)
What the heck
Oh.... this is- this is the money
Oh my- "that's a money shot" (laughing)
Wow! Look at it! It's still going
Oh, this is where the satisfying action happens
Oh my god "bag of pimple"
"it stinks"
Truly
Truly something else
Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight
I could almost kiss the stars (trails off into laughter) it's so perfect
(gasps) wait was is this?
oh my god. It's like cement
Ok wait. It's actually like adhering to my body
"I hope it bleaches your skin"
What is this stuff?!
It's like gum. Oh my gosh
(Noise of disgust)
"Whipped cream" Ok, but
How it came out was everything and I'm so-
Oh here comes another one
(grunts) "just another"
That was amazing
I need to figure out how to get this off my hands
maybe I could just like roll it into something
maybe it's one of those things where in motion it turns into a solid
Ok, so next one up is
Uh, nice lil' ballsack
It's called the smack sack to relieve stress
You smack it like this
Ok, so I'm pretty that this is just like foam but
I wanna know what's inside these balls
So let's like
A little cut right here
Very strong sack you got here
oh there we go
Alright let's see what's all on the inside
Alrighty let's open up this sack
Oh
oh it's literally just
I feel like there's something different about this though
I don't think it's just a basic foam ball
Oh, she's a powerful ball
She's an almighty powerful ball
What's inside of you
I need to know
Oh
Ok
Well
There's that. Go away ballsack
(sigh) ok and last but not least the grand finale
is the big stress sausage
Yeeeeaaaahhh
Squezze me out it says ok
Well this is quite the stretchy sausageness
it feels similar to the weird sand thing that we had but
Who the hell knows
I think we need to cut the top right here
And just let whatever is inside come on out
oh
"it's a carrot" More and more surprises let's keep going
ok this should be it
(gasps)
it is that stupid freakin' sand
but you know what we're going to see if it can come out in a nice- in a nice way
This is so hard
It's not coming out
"cut it- do an incision along the center of it and cut it down
Cut it this way? "Yes" Ok
"vasectomy"
(Laughs) ew "Not gonna have children anymore"
"snip it" snip it
Well let's open it up "expose him"
(Laughing) ew, this is so gross
This is disgusting
What is this
It kinda looks like kinetic sand but with glue and it's reminding me of something
yeah it doesn't come out satisfying
This was the winner of the day
Sadly, Mr. Sausage was not a success
Ok, well that is it for today's video
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And now, let's get on to the grand prize
Ok, so like I said before
Today's giveaway is an xbox one which comes with minecraft
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Good damn bye
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