LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS THE SECOND DAY OF OUR SECOND SEASON
ON CBS, AND WHAT BETTER DAY -- WHAT BETTER DAY TO REALLY TRY
AND DO AGAIN WHAT WE'VE TRIED TO DO ON THE SHOW A LOT OF TIMES
BEFORE FOR VARIOUS REASONS, IT HASN'T WORKED.
BUT THIS TIME WE'RE REALLY CERTAIN WE'VE GOT IT TOGETHER.
WE'VE REHEARSED AND REHEARSED AND REHEARSED IT.
IT'S SUCH A GREAT GAME.
ONE OF MY OLD TIME FAVORITES.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY, I SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A
GOOD TIME, IT'S TIME FOR -- CELEBRITY NOSES!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT WAS THAT?
>> SORRY.
THAT'S TONIGHT I LEARNED.
>> James: IT'S NOT TONIGHT I LEARNED.
WE'RE DOING CELEBRITY NOSES.
>> WELL, YEAH, IT SAID ON THE MONITOR --
>> James: WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT SAID.
WE KNOW WE'RE DOING CELEBRITY NOSES.
WE REHEARSED IT EARLIER.
>> WHATEVER I SEE, I PLAY IT.
>> James: WE'RE NOT DOING TONIGHT I LEARNED.
THAT'S A DIFFERENT SEGMENT.
WE'LL DO THAT NEXT WEEK.
>> INCORRECT GRAPHIC.
>> James: I KNOW, IT IS, WHY?
WHY?
>> HUMAN ERROR.
>> James: WELL, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> IT MEANS IT WAS A HUMAN ERROR.
>> James: OKAY, WELL, LISTEN, IT WOULDN'T BE CELEBRITY HOSTS,
WE'VE IRONED OUT THE KINKS.
WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE.
SO I SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME, IT'S TIME FOR
CELEBRITY NOSES!
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: NO!
NO!
IT'S NOT KICK IT OUT, BRING IT BACK!
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING!
YOU KNOW THAT!
WE'RE DOING CELEBRITY NOSES!
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
>> WELL, ON THE MONITOR -- >> James: IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT'S ONO THE MONITOR.
>> INCORRECT GRAPHIC...
>> James: I JUST SAID IT WAS CELEBRITY NOSES.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
>> HONESTLY, JAMES, I DON'T REALLY LISTEN TO YOU.
I JUST LOOK AT THE MONITOR.
>> James: HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING, GUYS?
>> HUMAN ERROR.
>> James: RIGHT!
YOU SAID THAT BEFORE!
WHY HAS IT HAPPENED AGAIN?
>> SAME, HUMAN.
>> James: WHY ARE THEY GETTING IT WRONG?
>> GRAPHICS OPERATOR IS ILL TODAY.
>> James: WELL SHE'S GOING TO BE DEAD IN A MINUTE...
(LAUGHTER) OKAY.
SO WE'RE ALL GOOD TO GO.
>> STAND BY.
WORKING ON IT NOW.
>> James: NO NEED TO WORK ON IT.
WE'VE REHEARSED IT OVER AND GONE BOVER IT --
>> STAND BY.
>> James: I'M NOT STANDING BY.
GETTING READY -- >> James: NO, I'M NOT STANDING
BY!
I'M COMING IN THERE!
THIS IS CRAZY THAT WE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY TIME.
I CAN'T EVEN WORK OUT WHY THIS WOULD BE THE CASE!
YOU JUST SIT THERE, HAVE A GREAT TIME.
RIGHT, OKAY.
I'M COMING IN.
THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS.
ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHO'S AT FAULT?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> PROBLEM WITH THE GRAPHICS.
>> James: WELL, I KNOW THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH THE GRAPHICS!
WHY?
WHO'S MESSING THIS UP?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> HUMAN ERROR.
>> James: YOU DON'T NEED TO TALK THROUGH THAT.
I'M RIGHT LEER.
WHO IS THE HUMAN GETTING IT WRONG BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO
GET A TALKING TO, BELIEVE ME.
WHO IS IT?
PUT YOUR HAND UP.
>> IT WAS ME (LAUGHTER)
>> James: THEN DON'T SAY HUMAN ERROR.
SAY I MESSED UP.
GET OUT.
I'LL DO IT.
>> IT'S COMPLICATED.
>> James: IT'S NOT.
A FARM ANIMAL COULD DO IT.
>> A FARM AND AN ANIMAL COULDN'T DO IT
>> James: WE DON'T WANT THAT ONE.
THAT'S THE NOSE.
THAT'S THE ONE WE WANT TO GET TO.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
OKAY, SO, YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
I SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME, IT'S TIME FOR
CELEBRITY NOSES!
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: OH, NO!
WHAT HAPPENED THEN?
>> HUMAN ERROR.
>> James: RIGHT.
YOU ARE SKATING ON THIN ICE.
WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME.
WE'VE RUN OUT.
FORGET THE WHOLE THING.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "THE LATE LATE SHOW" WITH
THREE PEOPLE ON THE COUCH.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.