yeah look it was like a walking ball of fur I know I think it's like a Pomeranian or something I
thought that's a mastiff a mastiff that's like the opposite that's like a dinosaur dog those things
are like huge are you sure okay I don't care all I know is that I just wanted to eat this and
okay it was so cute what what why are you smiling like that like what whose jacket is that not mine
then whose is it Simon's Simon Simon petty Simon petty did he ask you out yeah when you said yes
finally he's such a hottie you guys are literally perfect together yeah are they though what I mean
she's older than him how's that gonna work well so what don't be ageist I'm not ageist I'm I'm
realist she's gonna graduate and he's still gonna be in high school so I mean it's fine if it's just
a fling well obviously it's not just a fling okay why would you even say that it's okay cuz I'll be
going to a local college and you know he'll be here so you know it can work oh you'll make it
work he is worth it oh god one time I saw him taking shirt off at basketball practice he's
ripped and he's an excellent player yeah yeah I'm sure he is what is that supposed to mean
I'm just stating the obvious what obvious that the guys on the basketball team are players why
would you even say that I'm just warning you Simon is actually a really loyal guy okay remember when
you dated Tammy Dickerson in junior high they were together for like two years oh yeah so why
are they still not together I don't know we just started going out I'm not gonna grill on all his
ex-girlfriends I'm just saying well you're saying too much okay I for one I think it's awesome and
I'm happy for you yeah so am I seriously don't listen to her plus he's a jock and we all know
what that means what does that mean that he's not very smart why would you even say that you're like
racist against jocks it's common sense okay they spend too much time focus on sports not enough
time focused on school he may be ripped but he's not ripped up here it's actually not true Simon
is very smart he made honor roll four years in a row oh yeah oh there goes your theory he is
smart sounds like you owe an apology yeah have you ever dated a guy on the honor roll before
why because they man spleen everything they think they're so much smarter than you okay you need to
stop being such a downer you're supposed to be her friend I am being her friend okay I'm making
sure she doesn't make a huge mistake you guys are just yes-men telling her exactly what she
wants to hear but I'm actually telling her what she needs she does not need to hear think she
does and I think that you like him who Simon No then why are you trying so hard to sabotage her
relationship I just want her to go into this with open eyes well she has an open heart and
that's just as important okay your stupid little theories are just so stupid all you've been using
our stereotypes yeah and I agree I think you secretly liked him I don't secretly like him
okay you not secretly like him I don't like him yeah you do no and you're jealous no yeah
because she has a boyfriend and you've never had a boyfriend before so you're just so I don't need a
boyfriend but you like him no I don't yeah you do just admit I do not of course you do shut up just
drop it okay just admit it it's ok if you like him I don't mind if you do I don't like him I like you
she's older than you probably won't work