- Yo, yo, yo, fruit lovers!
It's your boy Little Apple here with Orange.
Today we did something, well--
- A little different? (laughs)
- (groans) Well, yeah, kinda.
So maybe you guys know about Amazon return pallets,
and in case you don't, here's the deal.
Everything that gets returned to Amazon
gets bundled into these huge return pallets,
and they get sold to the highest bidder.
- That means a savvy shopper like Little Apple
can get a bunch of expensive stuff for a price
that's more his size (laughs).
- Oh, brother.
- So this is the first pallet I bought.
Whatever's inside, I hope we find it palatable (laughs).
- Grr! - Whoo-hoo, a kazoo!
- Seriously? (annoying kazoo music)
- And great news, it works! (laughs)
Oh, another kazoo!
- Orange, is this whole thing full of kazoos?
- Not at all, most of it's supposed to be kitchen supplies.
Oh, $5! - Oh, okay, you're right.
I'm seeing a bunch of kitchen supplies here on this side,
a couple wooden spoons, a blender, a set of--
(record scratches) (gasps) Knives, wah!
- Are you okay over there?
Is it a problem that can be solved with kazoos?
'Cause I got plenty.
- (gasps) Okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
Those knives just startled me.
Man, I didn't expect this Amazon return pallet
to be so dangerous.
- If bargain hunting was easy, everyone would do it.
- Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right.
(sighs) Oh, cool, some measuring cups.
- Whoa, cool, $1,000 cash!
- What! - Whoa,
and a priceless jewel.
- How are you finding all this cool, fun, expensive stuff?
Everything on this side is just kitchen supplies.
- Whoa, roller blades and the deed to a silver mine?
Oh, nice, a 24-pack of golden kazoos!
- That's it, we're switching sides.
- Okay, okay, yeesh, no need to make a big deal out of it!
(cheerful music)
- Okay, let's see what we got here.
- Kazoo. - Dish soap.
- DVD of "Cool Runnings."
- Hand soap. - Joke book.
- Bar of soap. - Passion?
- Say what? - I'm back!
- Eh (speaks gibberish).
- Hey, nobody's seen you in a while.
Have you been stuck in the Amazon Returns process
this whole time?
- Yeah, well (laughs), what did everyone think I was doing?
- Oh, that makes so much sense.
- Well, I'll see you guys.
- Ma-booey-hee, meeble-feep!
- Dude, would you pull it together?
- What? - You obviously love Passion.
- I choose to deflect that comment with humor! (laughs)
(Apple groans) Hey, Little Apple,
hey, why'd the lobster cross the road?
- Well, I don't know, why?
- To get to the other tide! (laughs)
- Yes, yes, very funny.
Oh, man, a lot of soap over here.
- Ooh, hey, why'd the groomsman cross the road?
- I don't know, why?
- To get to the other bride! (laughs)
- Dude, I'm not sure that's a very good joke book.
- Yo, what you talkin' about?
Hey, why'd the lion cross the road?
- Lemme guess, to get to the other pride?
- What, no, he crossed the road
'cause he was hungry for chicken.
Yeesh, it's like you don't even understand comedy (laughs).
- (groans) Well, the good news is
we've pretty much unpacked the entire pallet.
The bad news is all I've found so far is kitchen supplies.
- Relax, my Little Piddle, this is only the first pallet.
The next one should be way more exciting.
- Oh, really, you got another pallet?
Where is it?
- I have a feeling it should be dropping in any minute now.
(record scratches) (machinery humming)
- Orange, you got a pallet of TNT?
- Relax, my Little Piddle, we don't know what's inside.
- Yes, we do!
It literally has a picture of TNT plastered across the side!
And also, stop calling me Little Piddle!
- Well, just 'cause it has a picture of TNT
doesn't mean TNT's inside.
- What else would be inside?
(groans) Go away, drone, shoo, shoo!
- No, deliver, deliver!
- [Drone] Oh, no, what do I do?
- Leave, go away!
- Stay, drop the package, do the shuffle! (laughs)
- [Drone] Competing command.
(electricity crackling) System overload, I, I--
(Orange and Apple screaming)
(drone crashes)
- See, I told you there wasn't any TNT inside.
- Oh, phew, okay, well, I guess you were right, sorry.
I didn't trust you to get a pallet of normal safe things.
- I promise you, Little Piddle, this pallet's
mostly kitchen supplies, just like the last one.
- Okay, well, that's a relief.
All right, I'm gonna cut this thing open and look inside.
Can I get a blade of some kind?
- Oh, I don't think you're gonna need it.
- Huh, what do you mean?
Whoa! (screams) (knives zinging)
(Orange laughs)
(upbeat acoustic guitar music)