My name is Adam Jensen
some terrorist beated the shit out of me
and they had to reconstruct my body with this robotic
"augmentations"...
Now..i'm fine.
But if i keep sleeping naked and smoking cigarettes
my voice will never get better.
...why every time i wake up it's f***ing night!!!
Pritchard.
Pritchard, do you copy?
*sighs annoyed*...Jensen...what do you want? I'm trying to work!!
..Calm down! I just wanted to know, why i see all..yellow PUKE all around
..with this f***ing new glasses!...
It's the technology you IDIOT, why are you always complaining
about my work! Maybe because you don't know a s**t
about computers...Which things i know perfectly because
i SUPPOSE i'm smarter than you!
Listen up you f***ing nerd. Why don't you go out
your filthy room, and get some educationaaarghh*dies*
..hello?
Oh, and by the way Jensen...i'm not your secretary!
Baby? I'm home!
Oh..nice. Finally the glass-guy has fixed the mirror in the bathroom..
..wait.
F*****************!!!!!!!!
Welcome to LIMB clinic, how can i help you?
Uhm..yes. I need an augmentation..uh..you know..
..down there?
Scuse me Sir, you need to speak louder in the microphone, i can't hear you..
Uhm..uh..yeah. uh...i need something to..augment my...
uh...you know....hum..
Sir, i apologize but i can't hear what your sayin..
*SHOUTS* JUST GIVE ME A F***ING STAFF TO PUT IN MY C**K!
..shit.
Damn.
Stupid rounded corner blades....
Pritchard.... i think i found a secret area.
Jensen
be careful, this mission requires extreme low profile.
I sugget you keep a stealth approach.
It's important that you don't cause any casualties
or we will trigger the alarm immediately, ok?
Don't worry Pritchard, i'll just knock them unconscious.
uh?
Daddy...will you come home for Christmas?
heh...don't worry son...i'll be back veeeery soon
WHAT THE F**K????
Oh... COME ON! He's fine!
Mh?
Oh...poor little kitty! Are you lost?
Where's your owner?
ahw...come here. i snuggle you to DEATH...
*Interface speaks* User voice recognized...POWER GRIP activated
wait!
NO!
no no no no no no no no noooo!
*CHILD SIGHS*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
So...mission completed.
I have to leave this place immediately, before the police arrive.
I can't use the elevator...
I'll try the easy way out...
I'll use the ICARUS landing system. ®
Smooth and clean.
*IN-EAR voice* Adam....
Yes Boss?
Listen up...
This convention is very important...
a lot of V.I.P are taking part of this meeting
and i want you to keep the situation under control
all right?
If you find someone suspicious..call the security..OK?
Got it.
*INTERVIEWER* Here we are with Adam Jensen.
Mr. Jensen, can you answer to a couple of questions please?
Ehm..no, please not right NOW..
Oh, come on...just a quick
*Interface speaks* -TYPHOON ® SYSTEM engaged-
F**K.
I never asked for this.