Aged Krabby Patties here!
Get your artisanal aged Krabby Patties! here!
[speaking indistinctly]
[screaming]
[groaning]
Do you see him, Patrick?
Do you see Cuddle E. Hugs?
[groaning]
Yes!
SpongeBob, what are you doing giving away free food?
Are you cra...
Beyak.
I can't resist the fuzzy.
[chuckles]
Come, everyone, and hug your new best friend!
[laughing]
[laughing evilly]
[screaming]
No, Cuddle E. Hugs, no!
Yes, SpongeBob SquarePants, yes!
[screaming]
Sorry I'm late, I...
[screaming, groaning]
Um... back to bed.
A rye sandwich carved entirely of driftwood?
Mamma mia!
[babbling]
Spackle.
[babbling]
Shellac.
[babbling]
Oh, you want me to try it?
[babbling]
Okay.
[sniffing]
Mmm. Smells industrial.
Ugh. I'm sure it's an acquired taste.
[sniffing]
Is that...
[sniffing]
Mmm. It is a rusty on rye.
Gentlemen, get up here. The number nine is back.
[laughing]
A sundae.
Whoops. Looks like we're out of ice cream.
Guess I'll have to use something else, ketchup.
[grunting]
Bananas, cherries, boring.
Ah, here we go, onions.
Ready Gary.
Meow.
[sniffling]
[crying]
Just one more thing, peanuts.
Gary, our peanuts jar is totally empty.
[belching]
Hmm. Wait, I know one other place
we can find peanuts.
Good thing I still have these peanut plants growing
in the windowsill.
A little texture never hurt.
There we go.
This sundae's gonna taste great.
Aren't you gonna help me, Gary?
Gary?
Oh, well, more for me.
[sighing]
You know what they say, Gary?
I'm easy like Sunday morning.
What happened? What is it?
Peas made in the old fashion way.
Mr. Krabs, you got to take 'em out of the-
[gasping] Holy fish paste! What is that?!
That's the appetizer.
But I thought you said you were the head chef
on the SS Gourmet.
Did I say that?
No, I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet.
I was the head chef on the SS Diarrhea.
[screaming]
Run for your lives, everyone! It's the appetizer!
[screaming]
[roaring]
[screaming]
[sniffing]
[screaming] Urchin!
That's no urchin, it's a Krabby Patty.
Yuck. A rotten Krabby Patty.
Wait, Squidward.
You can't throw out a Krabby Patty,
that is just wrong.
But this one is rotten.
Oh, simple Squidward,
no Krabby Patty can ever truly be rotten.
Here, look.
[belching]
Oh, that looks delicious. Why don't you take another bite?
No, thanks.
One fire truck lemonade!
[groaning]
Here ya go.
That's delicious.
Hello. What are you selling?
Lemonade!
Black lemonade!
[roaring]
Black lemonade!
A unique taste sensation! I'll have another.
- PU, Mr. Krabs. - Huh?
Don't you usually flush that stuff down the toilet?
This is our latest product.
It's pure grease, on a paper plate.
I'll give you points for honesty.
SpongeBob, get those seven orders
of wow soup out to table three pronto.
We gotta keep these customers happy
or Plankton'll steal them back.
Are you gonna eat that?
It was supposed to be going to table three.
Meow.
Gary. Now that my horrific incident
of terror is over, how about some breakfast?
♪ The most important meal Of the day ♪
♪ Serving it up Gary's way ♪
Pop. Enjoy, buddy.
You know, I've been feeding this to Gary for years
and I don't even know what it tastes like.
Blegh! Blegh! Blegh!
What is it, Peterson?
I'm not sure. I feel... a disturbance.
Hello. You must be Head Big.
Head Big?
Oh. Oh, yeah, that's me, Head Big.
I have heard so much about your
kerglooginpfiefer mit schlusinberry klabber sauz!
Can't wait to try it.
One... [clearing throat]
One second.
Tonight's zupper is to go, so please, to go!
Well aren't your 12 little German children gonna sing
- for me while I eat? - I don't have children!
I mean- I mean, yeah, yeah, outside please!
I love outdoor concerts.
♪ We are The little kiddie Bigs ♪
♪ The kiddie Bigs The kiddie Bigs ♪
♪ We are The little kiddie Bigs ♪
♪ We love to sing all day ♪
Water! I need water!
Ew!
Where did you get this disgusting liquid?
Slimy and refreshing.
This can't be happening.
If that impostor wants a Krabby Patty,
then by Neptune, we'll give him one.
You're dancin' with the crab man now!
Join me, boy, or you're fired!
It doesn't seem right...
but it feels so good!
Seahorse radish:
the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.
Oh, hold on,
I've got a jar of toenail clippings
in my office!
Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!
Well, fish it out,
and I'll dry it with me gym socks!
Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned!
I call it the 'Nasty Patty'.
[laughing]
Hey, hurry up with that patty!
Here you are, sir, enjoy.
Ah, hello, delicious. Come to papa.
[buzzing]
[choking]
It's all yours, buddy. Homemade cookies.
Yay.
Huh. You know, a homemade cookie is
just the kind of comfort food I could use right now.
Thanks.
Hey, these cookies are delicious!
What's in them?
Spider eggs!
Yeah, say hello to our new partner.
Mildred, you've met Squidward.
[screaming]