We finally did it.
I cant believe were here.
Its been over 3 years now.
I joked about getting to this point - I used to say hahah imagine if we got to part 50
of this series … then I used to talk about how we might still be doing these videos in
2019 … then I started talking about the road to 50 … then I sat down to script this
video - and its real.
Its happened.
My name is Danny Burke and this is the Top 10 Dumbest Tweets Part 50.
Also, if you click up here, this is me reacting to a montage of all the dumbest tweets Ive
done so far.
At this point, Im not even sure how many there are - I don't even know whats been included,
one of our editors kindly put it together for me.
Its gonna be a live video so you can watch along with me and Ill chat with you guys.
If you click up there now you can get an alert for when I go live or if ive already gone
live click it anyway and you can watch me reacting as a normal video.
Its a win win!
Starting off at number 10 were asking -u ever think about how the year 3000 is literally
81 years away- …. No actually, no I don't.
I don't ever think about that - because this year is 2919 … its 2019.
This is one of those tweets that so shocking, it makes you double check - like - I looked
at this and had to check that Id not got it wrong.
I feel like the past few years have gone pretty quickly - maybe thats something to do with
getting older - but it cant be almost the year 3000 yet?
I might just check the calendar one last time …
Moving on to number 9 we have someone whos asking -Do yall boyal your noodles, or Michael
wave them- … amazing … Michael wave … Not microwave, Michael Wave.
You know, statistically, there has to be a Michael Wave out there somewhere - weve got
almost 5 million subscribers - surely one of them is called Michael Wave.
Surely.
I wonder if Michael Wave boyALS his noodles …
Moving on to number 8 this person wants to know -If a girl with tattoos and a boy with
tattoos have a baby, will the baby be born with the moms tattoos and dads tattoos?- … what
a great question.
What do you guys think?
Personally, I think the tattoos that babies are born with are completely random - sometimes
a baby is born with a huge tiger tattoo on its back, sometimes they have their favourite
lyric on their chest - its completely random.
I once saw a baby that was born with a face tattoo that said -just been born- … it was
perfect.
Alright, Im having too much fun with this one and weve got more to get into …
Next up at number 7 were asking -Do Egyptians still speak hieroglyphics?- … do they still
speak hieroglyphics - well - no - and they never have.
Hieroglyphics are a form of writing.
You can read the words out in spoken form - but that doesnt mean youre speaking hieroglyphics
- thats just me though, Im not expert on Egypt or Ancient Egypt - if we have anyone who is
though - let me know if Im right in the comments section below.
Maybe youre even watching this video with hieroglyphic subtitles … maybe that means
I am speaking hieroglyphics … lets move on …
Moving on to number 6 we have -You can always tell when theyre using real or fake dinosaurs
in movies- … oh!
Can you!
I can never tell.
Sometimes the real ones look like fake dinosaurs and the fake ones look really real.
The only way to know if a dinosaur is 100% real is to see one in real life - but like,
no zoos seem to have them.
Trust me, Ive asked.
They don't answer my calls anymore.
Next up at number 5 were asking -Does anybody know where I can buy an air guitar?- … where
can you buy an air guitar?
Well theyre actually the cheapest and easiest guitars to buy - Ive got one right here …. MIMING.
Ive had this one since I was a kid - if you want one like it - I got you a present - look
on the floor next to you - thats right, I got you your own air guitar - all of you.
I know, Im too kind … these videos have got ridiculous now - Im miming an air guitar
to you guys - and some of you are probably doing it back to me.
Lets move on.
Moving on to number 4 now -I still don't understand that Pearl Harbor happened in Hawaii and not
New York- … right.
Pearl Harbor - even if you don't know your world history, most people know that Pearl
Harbor was the American base that was bombed by Japan, dragging America into WW2.
I think thats fairly common knowledge by this point.
You don't have to know how many boats were sunk, you don't have to know how many casualties
there were - just please know that it wasnt in New York.
Pearl Harbor is not in New York.
Its just not.
I actually found a few people who had similar tweets to this, why do people think Pearl
Harbor is in New York?
Im so lost.
Next up at number 3 were saying -Just hit me that the Earth is 2019 years old.
We are so blessed- … yeah, OK, this isnt the first time weve seen a tweet like this
… every time new year rolls around, we get hit with a wave of dumb tweets where people
think the earth is only as old as the year were living in.
Theres a reason we say were living in the yar 2019 - historic and cultural reasons - but
its not because the Earth is that old.
The Earth is over 4.5 billion years old.
I know this isnt a particularly new one, we get people like this every year, I just thought
Id put it in as a reminder than even though its a new year - some things never change.
Moving on to number now 2 -I asked my doctor if smoking while im pregnant was bad … she
said it doesnt harm or affect the baby in any way.
Soooooo- … so yeah, there you go.
Its all fine then - smoking while pregnant is totally fine.
All those studies youve heard about - not true.
Those doctors and researchers all over the world who dedicated years to researching the
effects of smoking on unborn babies - wrong.
I seriously doubt if this conversation actually happened.
I cannot think of a single doctor who would give such bad health advice.
Maybe Dr Pepper.
And finally at number 1 -We need more presidents like Lincoln.
Too bad Hitler assassinated him- … yes, its so sad that Abraham Lincoln was assassinated
by Adolf Hitler.
It was quite impressive though, considering Hitler wasnt born for another 24 more years.
For real though - what is going on in history classes around the world?
Can you guys please give me some faith and tell me you know that just from the names
- theres no way a person could seriously think this?
Please?
Well, thats all Ive got for you in this video which was titled the Top 10 Dumbest Tweets
Part 50.
We did it.
The road to 50 is finally complete.
I don't know how we got here, sometimes I really struggled to find these so it took
a while - but I did it in the end.
500 dumb tweets.
Who knows what comes next?
Well, traditionally, what comes after 50 is 51 - but you know what I mean.
Don't forget to check out my reaction to our Dumbest Tweets montage.
Its quite long.
Until next time then guys, thanks for watching as always, my name is Danny Burke and Ill
see you all in the next video