{Music: Snowball Park - Super Mario 3D World}
Bowser: Eheeehehehehehehehehhehe-
ROOAARR!! (x2)
Nuuuhuhohohahaha!
UUUURRRAAAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAA!
Enemies: Yay! Wohoo. Yay!
Bowser: UUUURRRRROOOOOOOWWWWW!!!
Bowser: UUUURRRRROOOOOOOWWWWW!!! Enemies: YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
Enemies: YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
Bowser: OOOOUUURRROOOUUURRROOAARR!!
Toad: Hello! What're you doing?
I had a bad day at work today-
I had a bad day at work today- Waluigi: [grunting]
Toad: WAAAAAAAAAHH-
Waluigi: Waaaaaaahhh!! Waluigi hate christmas anyway...
Bowser: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
Bowser: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!! Waluigi: !
Bowser: UUUURRRRROOOOOOOWWWWW!!!
Roarrrrrrr.....
Bob-omb: [noise]
Goomba: [noise]
[2 noises (2nd, 3rd)]
Bob-omb: [noise]
Goomba: Bitch! Hell no!!
[alert sound]
(Wait a 2nd...)
Koopa: RRUUUUNNN!!!!!!
Enemies: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH-
(It's christmas eve.)
(Where is Santa?)
Mario, Luigi, Wario: ♪OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!♪
♪For the 25th day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,♪
Mario: ♪25 cookies baking♪
Wario: ♪24 Wiimotes shaking♪
Luigi: ♪23 Bob-ombs booming♪
Wario: ♪22 Warios zooming♪
Mario: ♪19 racers karting♪
Wario: ♪18 Warios farting♪
Mario: ♪17 Koopas trooping♪
Wario: ♪16 Warios pooping♪
Peach: Mmm... ough...
Alright! Ya. We get together.
Toad: Yaahhooooooooooooo!!!
I
I HAVE
I HAVE NO
I HAVE NO IDEA!!
(Bowser is waiting)
Bowser: Rooaarr..
Eeeerrraaaa!!
Goomba: [3 noises]
Bowser Jr.: Hahhahhuhhohhoo! Heeheeheeheeeee. Hohohohooo!
Bowser Jr.: Hahhahhuhhohhoo! Heeheeheeheeeee. Hohohohooo! Goomba: Aahhh!!
Bowser Jr.: Ow! IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZORS! (KAMEHAMEHA!!!)
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZORS! (KAMEHAMEHA!!!)
Bowser: Huurooaarroar.
Goomba: [6 noises]
[2 noises (7th, 8th)]
Bowser: Uuuhuhuhu.
RRROROROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAOAOOAAOA OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RRRROOOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!
Troops: AHH GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Bob-omb: [noise]
[2nd noise]
RROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARARARARRRRRR!!!!!!
Bob-omb: NononononoNONONONO!
[boom]
{Music: Bowser's Message - Super Mario 64}
Huuuuhhuuuhhuuuuuhhuuuuhhuuuu!!
{Music: Snow Level - New Super Mario Bros. U}
Mario: [drunk gibberish]
SMG4: GOODDAAMMMIITT!!!
GET OVER HERE!!
PINGAS!!
Luigi: Mamamia...
Mario: Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!
Blaine: BIATCH!
Mario: Ok. Bye-bye...
Yaahhhoooooo!
OOOHHHH YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bowser: I will destroy this land! {Music: Bowser Minigame - Mario Party Advance}
HHHUUUUUUHHUUUUUUUHHHUUUUUHHHUUUUUHHHHUUUUUU!!!!
NINTENDO SIXTY-FOUR!
OH MY GOD!
OH-
Bowser: NO!!
FFFFUUUUUU-
ROOAARR!!
BIATCH!!
Guy: Dafuq?
Old Woman: [screaming like Paisano Luigi]
Guy: Oh my god!
Eggman: PINGAS!!
Hahaa!
Bowser: ROAR!
Eggman: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nuuuhuhohohahaha! Da.
Santa Mario: [speaking backward]
Bowser: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Santa Mario: Hhmmmm??
Narrator: Oh, hey there, kids. It's Barney!
Santa Mario: OOOOHHHH SSHHIIIIIIIIIIITTT!!
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUOO-
Old Woman: [screaming like Paisano Luigi again]
{Music: Cheerful Studio - Mario Party 5}
Santa Mario: Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!
Aah!!
Bowser: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!
Bowser: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!! Santa Mario: HHEELLPP!!
Bowser: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!
SMG4: Oh no f***ing way!!
{Music: Snow Mountain - Super Mario 64}
Santa Mario: UWAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[1up sound]
Hmm?
Narrator: Oh, hey there, kids. It's-
Bowser: ROOOOOOAAAAAARRR!!!
Santa Mario: Hoohoohoo. Mamamia? Hello.
Bowser: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Santa Mario: NononononononononononononoNO!!
Ooohoohoohoo!
[pipe sound (SM64 ver)]
Ooohoohoohoo! Let'sa go!
Toad: Oh! Hey, Mario!
[mushroom sound]
[mushroom sound 2.0]
Oh! Hey, Mario.
[mushroom sound last again]
Bowser: UUUUHHHUHUHUHHUUHUHUU!!
HRUUUUUUWWWW!!
Santa Mario: Run, b***h! RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!
Bowser: WHAT THE... FU-
♪Where da hood? Where da hood? Where da hood at?♪
Santa Mario: Hahahahahaha-
MAMAF***ER!! (Counter: 3)
Guy: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHEHEHE-
[that guy is ded]
{Music: VS Diggaleg - Super Mario Galaxy 2}
Mario: NOT TODAY, MUTHAFUCKA!
Bowser: RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAARARRAARRARAR-
Toad Co-captain: Sir! Something's gone wrong w/ the plane! We're going down!
Toads: AAAAAAAHHHH-
Santa Mario: UWAAAAA-
[boom] [ded]
Narrator: Look who it is, guys. It's Bowser!
BBBOOOOOOOOWWWWSSSSSEEEERRRR!!!!
{Music: World 5 - New Super Mario Bros. 2}
Mario: Mamamia?
Yrgh! MAMAF***ER!! (Counter: 4)
Goomba: [noise]
[2 noises (2nd, 3rd)]
Bowser: Roarrrrrr...
RROOOOOOOOAOOAAOAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!
Goomba: [screaming]
Dr. Mario: [singing]
Eehehehehehehe!
SMG4: GODAMMIT!!
Bowser: HUUUUUURROOOAARROOAARR!
Rrroooaaarrr... (Is Ghast Tear reference in Minecraft?)
SMG4: WHAT DID YOU SAY, NIGGA?!?
Hmm... [gibberish] Let'sa go!
Waluigi: WWWAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Bowser: ERHERHERHERHERHERHER.
Mario: No!! Mamamia. Hoohoohoo. Let'sa go!!!
Waluigi: ♪-ooww.♪
♪Let it goooo... let it goooo...♪
Bowser: OH FUUUU-
Thanks for watching and have a merry christmas!!