Shall we?
Let's blow some bubbles and fight some crime.
Let's hit it, Kid Danger.
Fist!
- Hiya, Henry! - [screams] Ray?
Yep, I'm hovering over your wrist
in hologram form.
[screams]
You poked my eye out!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
Nah, just kidding.
You can't hurt a hologram. Or Captain Man.
This is so cool.
It's like we're in the same room.
- Captain Man? - What the...?
No time for questions! Die, alien scum!
What's happening?!
What are you shooting at?!
An alien!
[screaming]
Best... podcast... ever.
We call this the Covert Weiner.
Covert Weiner?
Yes.
Kid Danger?
You see, he appears to be a normal citizen,
just enjoying a hot dog.
[deep voice] Mm, what a tasty hot dog.
But watch this.
Kid Danger, bad guy over there!
Freeze, sucker!
Whoa!
Awesome!
Yes!
You didn't let me do anything!
Who cares? I knocked out the Time Jerker.
Yeah, so what am I supposed to do now?
And what are you doing with that thing?
I'm going to use it to fix all the stuff I screwed up.
Well, I'm in charge.
Fine. Why don't you pick a place for us to have dinner?
Okay.
I want Chinese food.
Cool.
But first, I got to go back in time right now
so I can answer your call in about 20 seconds.
[screaming]
Put that in here,
pull back on this,
and aim it at Ray!
Are you insane?!
Yeah, do it!
- Charlotte! - What?!
Don't miss.
Oh, what's that?
All right, guys,
turn on your tooth cameras.
Oh, we're getting signals from all three tooth cameras.
- Now what? - Now we all smile
so Charlotte and Schwoz can see what we're seeing.
All right.
Whoa!
It's the meeting of evil!
Ooh! There's Dr. Minyak.
Hello. [chuckles]
The deal was I dig the dirt,
you lift Brad's casket out of the hole.
All right.
Move.
Oh, man. You brought the anti-grav?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
So I just spent two hours digging a six foot deep hole.
and now all you've got to do is lift the casket
with the anti-grav, which takes no effort?
Yeah.
[gasps]
[gasping]
Wasn't I just over there?
Good Lord. Did your device just transport that boy
from there to there?
Y-Y-Yeah, seems so.
Come on, that's obviously a hologram.
Yeah, that's not going to fool anyone.
Hey, give it two seconds, would ya?
[both] Wow!
That's insane!
Schwoz, you're a genius!
- They're coming back! - Mahalo!
[crash, groaning]
Look, everybody!
Come look what I made.
Uh, what is that?
I call it a breezer.
You can use it if there are strong winds.
Oh, is this about that tornado that's headed towards Swellview?
Yeah! See, if a wind grabs you and lifts you off the ground,
you can use these controls to turn yourself and navigoot.
"Navigoot"?
I think he means "navigate".
Nah-vee-gate.
Hey, who wants a breezy?
- I don't. - Nobody. Nobody wants it.
Ow!
Did you hit me with a dart?
Uh, I'm not sure. Why?
Because when I bent over to get your quarter, I...
[groaning]
My body feels weird.
[grunting]
That's what those darts do?
Yep.
They buzz through the air and when they land,
they don't cause any permanent damage
but, for about a half hour
they impair your nervous system which turns you into... that.
[grunting]
Wait, these battle suits make you super strong, right?
Yeah.
What are you doing?
[both] Whoa!
That was awesome!
[cheering]
Look at me! I'm a superhero!
Taste my fist and smell my kicks!
You're not a superhero.
Raise your hand if you think Jasper's a superhero.
Jasper, please put my hand down.
Okay.
Dang it!
So where's the ring?
- Right here. - [gets startled]
How long have you been sitting there?
A couple hours.
Did you see me when I was...
Yeah, dude, that was pretty gross.
Thanks.
When I get back tell me what Ray did that was gross.
- You don't wanna know! - No, don't tell him!
Mannequin over here,
he's wearing what look like regular cufflinks, right?
Uh, I definitely know what cufflinks are
and those look like regular ones. Proceed.
And I'm just gonna take one of them off
and put it in your pocket real quick. No big deal.
Oh!
Hey, first, don't put your hand there.
Hit it, Schwoz!
[grunts]
[laughing]
The cufflinks are electromagnets!
Real powerful!
[grunting] Shoot us!
You won't be indestructible anymore!
Neither will Drax! Now shoot us, you big quitter!
Ah, you're being so extra about this.
All right, guys, hold on to your hoses.
[screaming]
[coughing]
[groaning]
What happened? I can't see anything.
[grunting]
Who's screaming?
Did the Omega Weapon work?
Am I still bald?
Yeah, it worked.
So we won?
[groaning] I don't think so.
This town's about to have
a serious case of Captain Man-nesia.