Jackson, A! Minus. A minus.
D? Yes! Whoo!
Bose, you're not even in this class.
Mr. Madigan!
What are you doing?
I'm in a bit of a pickle.
This morning, Doris took off her wedding ring
while she was doing the dishes,
and I noticed a small crack in the ring. See.
So?
So, if Doris sees the crack in the ring,
she'll think there's a crack in the marriage.
She's terribly superstitious.
Why don't you just take it to a jeweler?
Because I'm even more superstitious.
I believe if I walk into a jewelry store,
I will activate the crack in the marriage.
You want me to take it in for you?
Would you?
Sure, I'll do it tomorrow morning.
It can't wait till tomorrow.
I've sent Doris
to an exclusive day spa for two days,
so I'd have time to fix it. You have to hurry.
But I've got a catalog shoot to take care of.
Boys wear.
Ooh.
Don't worry about the shoot. I'll have Amanda cover it.
I'm sure she'll love that.
In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic.
Okay, okay, okay.
She's used to doing homework,
but I think she's a real home jerk.
[laughing]
What are you, seven?
Hey.
You know, there are these girls in my class,
we call them, "The Pinks",
and they think they're so awesome
because they stick together and make everyone around them
feel small. Well, you know what?
They're not so hot.
Was there a point?
Yeah. Neither are you.
We showed them, huh?
Team Jackson in the house.
You do the, uh, put your...
Cricket, you're probably really nice
somewhere under all of that you,
but for right now, I need to be surrounded by friends.
You're fired.
True, that- that line is terrific.
Thanks, Mr. Madigan.
I know she doesn't like colors,
but how can anyone resist sparkly gems?
- She'll love it. - I hate it.
Why? It's got everything.
It's girly, but still, "Yeah, what's up?"
And it's flattering, but it isn't all
"I know I look good. Somebody get me a soda."
It sure talks a lot for an ugly dress.
Perhaps there's a specific element
you're not responding to.
Specifically, I don't like
the top, the middle or the bottom,
But you like the back.
No, no, the back's the worst.
The back makes me wish I could see the front again.
Carla, we're really trying to work with you here.
Can't you tell us what you do want?
I just want to look beautiful.
[sighing] I'm really sorry.
- For what? - This.
[screaming]
Shall we go?
I hate to rain on your parade, but remember,
we're locked in a room without a door knob.
Well, this is embarrassing.
[Carla] Way to go, nitwit.
She's even mean locked in a box.
Lulu's, that's Mr. Madigan's design book,
and you put fairy stickers on it?
Yeah, and I made a flip book.
Watch a snowman dance.
I can't believe you.
What, are you mad at me again?
You know, ever since you took this job, you've changed.
Yeah, and you haven't.
I think hiring you was a mistake.
Mistake? We're best friends.
Well, maybe there's a place for friends,
and a place for work.
What are you trying to say, True?
Lulu, you're fired.
Little help!
What are you doing?
What do you think I'm doing?
Practicing getting stuck in a small place,
so Kelsey will see that I am serious
about us being together.
Get out.
Can't. My leg's asleep.
I think your brain's asleep.
Possibly.
I've been in here for eight hours.
More like eight minutes, now get out!
Everybody listen and listen good.
We have a situation.
Hunter [unintelligible] reject our last design,
so we need to get a new one to them immediately.
Here's how it's going down.
- Ryan. - Present.
You and Oscar need to whip up a new design.
You've already got great colors.
Now, make it for people.
Uh, technically, superheroes are people.
They just have amazing powers.
Amanda, we need that copier
in working order and ready to run copies
for the new design in a half an hour.
Got it.
Lulu, I need you to arrange for a courier
to be waiting in the lobby in an hour.
Courier in the lobby in an hour. Got it.
What am I forgetting? What am I forgetting?
Nothing. Relax, True.
You're right, I need to relax. This is me relaxing.
Why are you all just sitting there?
Move, move, move!
Are you sure you were stung by a bee?
Yes, I'm sure.
Well, you can't tell.
Thank goodness.
Take my yearbook photo today.
There might be a little swelling,
but I doubt anyone's going to notice.
Whoa! What happened to your face?
Lulu.
Let me find a mirror.
[screaming]
Hey, Dakota, would you like a doughnut?
There's custard in the middle.
Are you insane?
I'm a supermodel. I don't eat doughnuts.
How could you let her bring me a doughnut?
Are you paying any attention at all?
I don't even know why you're my assistant.
You're an idiot.
That's enough!
What did you say?
I said, "That's enough."
We get it, you're cranky.
Back for more?
Let's do this.
"Advance to the gate of the golden pan flute."
I can't believe this. One more space and True wins.
"Switch places with your opponent
and advance one space."
I win. I win.
Congratulations, Amanda.
You played a great game.
Thank you.
You wanna flip the gameboard over, don't you?
- A little. - Go ahead.
What would you say if I told you that Mr. Jameson has a solution
that could make any fabric waterproof?
Now that I'd like to see.
[screams]
That's amazing. Look at her, dry as a bone.
Yeah, if I may, Max, I'm, uh, what's the word? Drenched.
Of course, your garment hasn't been treated,
but True's here has.
I can't feel a thing.
I'm sorry, why exactly was it necessary
to throw water on me?
Quiet, Amanda. You can't argue with science.
And there you have it.
We could have the raincoat sprayed
with Mr. Jamison's invention.
The Jamison 5,000 Waterproofer.
And we can ship them on Monday, on schedule.
I thought you called all our distributors
and pushed back the delivery date.
Lucky for us, Mr. Jamison is a great inventor,
but a terrible assistant,
and he didn't call anybody. Right?
Truth be told, I forgot until just this moment.
Great work, Mr. Jamison.
By the way, you're fired.
You said what now?