IT'S THE NIGHT BEFORE THANKSGIVING AND I HOPE YOU'RE
ALL TOGETHER WITH YOUR LOVED ONES.
I REALLY DO!
IT WASN'T EASY THIS YEAR, I'M SURE, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO ONE
STUDY, THANKSGIVING TRAVEL WAS EXPECTED TO BE THE BUSIEST IN
OVER TEN YEARS.
SO I'D LIKE TO GIVE A SPECIAL HELLO TO ANYONE WATCHING ON
THEIR PHONE, IN THE CAR STILL STUCK ON THE FREEWAY.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: IT'S TOTALLY WORTH
IT.
BUT DON'T WORRY, THE T.S.A. SAYS IT'S READY FOR THE HUGE CROWDS
AND HAS NEW TECHNIQUES TO SPEED ALONG THE PROCESS.
I'M KIDDING.
(LAUGHTER) >> THEY'RE CLOSING TWO
SECURITY LINES AND ADDING ONE GUY TO YELL AT YOU TO TAKE YOUR
SHOES OFF.
AND THIS WAS INTERESTING ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY,
FAMILIES WITH DIFFERENT POLITICAL BELIEFS SPEND LESS
TIME TOGETHER AT THANKSGIVING.
NO CRAP.
I MEAN, WE NEEDED A STUDY FOR THAT?
IS THAT SOMETHING -- I'VE LIVED HERE TWO YEARS AND I COULD HAVE
TOLD YOU THAT IN A HEARTBEAT!
50% OF THE PEOPLE POLLED SAID POLITICS IS RUINING
THANKSGIVING, WHILE THE OTHER 50% SAID "NO, YOU'RE RUINING
THANKSGIVING!" A MAJORITY OF AMERICANS PLAN TO
COMPLETELY AVOID TALKING POLITICS AT THANKSGIVING THIS
YEAR.
THAT IS, UNTIL YOUR BROTHER TAKES A KNEE WHILE YOUR UNCLE
SAYS GRACE.
THEN IT'S ON!
(LAUGHTER) >> James: WOULDN'T YOU LOVE
IT IF SOMEONE DID THAT?
(APPLAUSE) >> James: IT'S GOT TO BE THE
BEST THING EVER.
IF SOMEONE DOES THIS, PLEASE SEND US A PHOTO.
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT.
OF THE WHOLE FAMILY AROUND THE TABLE AND ONE BROTHER JUST --
(LAUGHTER) WE COULDN'T BELIEVE THIS.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
A RESTAURANT IN NEW YORK CITY IS SERVING AMERICA'S MOST EXPENSIVE
THANKSGIVING DINNER AT A PRICE TAG OF, AND I'M COMPLETELY
SERIOUS.
THIS THANKS E-THANKSGIVING COST $76,000, YES!
THE DINNER INCLUDES A $3,000-DOLLAR GRAVY MADE WITH
RARE BOURBON, SWEET POTATOES AND CAVIAR.
YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE THE PILGRIMS ATE!
(LAUGHTER) >> James: $76,000 FOR
THANKSGIVING DINNER.
ALTHOUGH IT IS STILL $10 CHEAPER THAN
BUYING THE ENTIRE MEAL AT WHOLE FOODS.
MOVING ON, IF YOU HAVE A SLIGHTLY LOWER BUDGET THIS YEAR,
YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN THIS.
PRINGLES HAS INTRODUCED SOMETHING CALLED THANKSGIVING
DINNER CHIPS.
THESE NEW -- REALLY?
REALLY?
THAT'S THE REACTION?
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE?
I MEAN -- IT'S POTATO CHIPS.
THEY COME IN ALL DIFFERENT THANKSGIVING FLAVORS INCLUDING,
TURKEY, MASHED POTATOES, STUFFING, CREAMED CORN, AND
PUMPKIN PIE.
LOOK FOR THEM AT YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE IN THE DIVORCED
DAD AISLE.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: I THINK A
THANKSGIVING DINNER IN POTATO CHIP FORM SOUNDS LIKE A
GREAT CONVERSATION STARTER.
AND THAT CONVERSATION WOULD START OUT LIKE THIS, "DAVE,
SHE'S REMARRIED, IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON."
AND FINALLY, IT WOULDN'T BE THANKSGIVING WITHOUT THE MACY'S
THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE.
iCAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT TOMORROW.
MACY'S IS INTRODUCING SEVERAL NEW FLOATS FOR THE PARADE.
THE NEW ADDITIONS INCLUDE FLOATS FOR ENTENMANN'S CAKES, GREEN
GIANT VEGETABLES AND SOUR PATCH KIDS CANDIES.
WHICH SOUNDS LIKE WHAT DAVE HAD FOR THANKSGIVING LAST YEAR
BEFORE HE DISCOVERED THOSE PRINGLES CHIPS.
BUT MACY'S IS ALREADY RUNNING INTO POLITICAL ISSUES WITH THE
PARADE.
DONALD TRUMP IS FURIOUS.
HE REALLY IS.
CAN WE TAKE A LOOK AT THAT GREEN GIANT FLOAT AGAIN?
EVEN THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT'S TAKING A KNEE!