you know our first guest from his work on Saturday Night Live and his very successful
Comedy album he also has a brand new Motion Picture entitled Happy Gilmore which opens
on Friday ladies and gentlemen here is Adam Sandler yes sir Ray
Adam Adam [Applause] oh God bless you and as always thank you for putting on a little
something special for the show I don't know how to do it how you doing I'm good I'm good
things are going great for you now aren't they I feel nice though yeah yeah it's a it's
a I'm very superstitious you know really today's the 12th you know I feel great about that
12 is my lucky number and uh and 12's uh you know Joe Namath who's my favorite player you
know number 12 and 12 was uh you know like I did 12 push-ups today during 12 Colts and
my album's coming out today on the 12th I think it could have been great yeah well it's
a good number what is it today's episode today's the 13th today's it today's that we're all
gonna die I had to talk to you about something uh during the holiday season yes sir bring
a holiday season Hanukkah Christmas yeah that holiday season yeah uh I heard your you have
a special Hanukkah Song
thank you now yeah I want to tell you something Adam yeah I listen to the radio every day
like six seven eight hours a day and I I loved your song the first hundred times yeah that
thing was played like every 15 minutes later it was up I think it was up to the population
uh of Jewish people in the town you know like in New York they played it uh like 20 000
times a week or something in Wyoming they played at negative six yeah did you make a
lot of dough off of that thing I don't know it's not about the dough baby it's not a David
no of course not I I I that that Hanukkah song you know I listed a bunch of people who
were Jewish in the song and it backfired a little bit because some celebrities uh were
mad that I didn't mention them you know I can't imagine everybody I couldn't but some
guys got offended Anthony Quinn stopped me on the street you know why didn't you mention
me I'm like oh you're not Jewish right and he goes oh yeah you're right he just thought
you were mentioning celebrities Greek you mentioned me uh
now what do you uh you're still a kid right you're not very old how old are you are you
now I'm 29 29 years old well because I think the first time you're on our old show you
were like I was a kid yeah you're making a lot of dough yeah you're doing pretty well
you have to be careful with your money are you doing all right I do I got money I don't
know what to do with it you know I got money I don't blow it or I bought some new friends
I bought some new friends you want new friends I did I pay these guys like 50 G's a year
all they have to do is twice a week say Adam you're the greatest I go thanks a lot you
know I I really am yeah you gotta go ahead let me buy you some shoes no shoes shoes I
get them in addition to the 50 Grand they get shoes well they're nice shoes once you
get to know these guys I paid them in the beginning I didn't know me I paid them but
now I like them you know I uh I got some guy he tells me what to do with my money now too
you know because I don't I don't I'm not I don't know what to do with it though I don't
know so he uh he he tells me what to do and he says I gotta spend some money you know
so the taxes and all that so I bought an airplane what an airplane and I'm afraid to fly so
I just drive it around L.A and I just I throw peanuts out the window we have some peanuts
you know but I broke it yeah I was at Burger King Drive do I knock one of the Wings off
no no
how about your family are they thrilled for you uh yeah well my my dad's happy about the
happy Gilmore's a golf movie he's a big golf golfer my dad and uh Happy Gilmore's a cutoff
movie and and Lee Trevino's he has a little Cameo yeah yeah and I'm not I didn't do any
scenes with Lee Trevino so I didn't really meet him but my dad was so excited that he
was in the movie I lied to my dad I said yeah I met him and uh my dad's like really I go
yeah he's a great guy and then I I thought my dad didn't believe me so I started making
things up about the guy you know to make it look like I was really in the room with him
so I'm like he's got a nervous tick at the end of all his sentences he goes so I'm like
isn't this nice I don't know I thought I feel stupid I'm afraid my dad's gonna meet him
now and go he doesn't do that you kind of on a good day he's got it under control finally
at long last our prayers have been answered uh the film opens uh you know who was here
last night a buddy of yours Chris Farley Farley is something wrong with that guy isn't it
he's a great man you know it's nice that everybody in your group here that kind of started together
and worked together on Saturday Night Live has had now gone on to this take this other
major step and you both have huge movies out that's great it must be very satisfying yeah
it feels okay you you've always been very nice to us and thank you well that's going
to change unless I get my shoes [Applause] [Music] you gonna get him on the show Paul
is he going to sit here I've been calling you talk to him he's not returning midnight
get that Eddie better sit down
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uh let's talk about a little bit more about the film you mentioned Lee Trevino has a small
part in it and also I've seen from the the commercials of the film yeah Bob Barker Mr
Price is Right Bob Barker in the show how did you get along with Bob in fact the scene
is looks like you duke it out you punch it turn his lights out no he ends up beating
me up is that it it's a it's a uh it would play a Pro-Am together and he gets mad at
he gets mad at it now the film is let's just talk about it it's a hockey player who decides
he's better at golf well he he's got a good slap shot but uh he's not a good skater so
then he finds out he could drive a golf ball at 400 yards so he becomes a pro golfer and
then Bob and him are playing in together Happy Gilmore and Bob and Happy's not doing well
and then Bob is getting on Happy's nerves unhappy punches Bob in the face and then Bob
beats the hell out of happy and uh hey Bob bark in real life you know uh when we were
doing it you know he was pretending to be my friend the whole time being very nice to
me hey Adam and then when they call Action he'd get out of control and I hear him under
his breath when he was throwing Jabs going I hate you really you know and he called me
a loser he's a hot head that's all right yeah probably something wrong there that ain't
right that ain't right I ate that I ate dinner with him you went out to dinner with Mom yeah
that was cool he I ate sat next to him and he's a big animal uh right right sure and
I [ __ ] and I forgot but then I remember if I ordered chicken marsala and I was sitting
next to him eating chicken and he was eating his uh pasta with vegetables on top and I
started feeling guilty you know because I remember once I had my chicken and he'd look
at me you know he'd look at me like why why do you hurt the chicken I mean you know like
I'm sorry it's a cat chicken as a family yeah I was like you can tell their family that
they raised that tasty little chicken yeah so it sounds like Bob really is just soft
in the head no he's a knife this is the is this this is the new one isn't it new season
CD yeah and it's being released today and I'm sure this is this has the Hanukkah song
on there so yeah yeah it has that other stuff on there it's a little nasty you're gonna
do something for us here tonight I'll sing you guys
here we go uh this song is uh it's about uh I want a a little kid who's very nice and
then he grows up to be a little out of his mind so I guess that kid could be me I don't
know here we go I used to ride my big wheel and sell lemonade eat popcorn with Grandpa
while we watch the parade but now I'm only happy when I'm drinking JD
what the hell happened to me I used to breathe the nicest kid in the neighborhood I only
did the things that mama said I should but now I just do whatever restaurants [Applause]
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[Applause] [Music] can play kickball till the sun went down but now all I do is get
the Deep what the hell happened to me it makes no sense [Music]
help me [Applause] [Music] I'm kind of a weirdo all right thanks very much Adam Sandler congratulations
this is the CD it's out today and Happy Gilmore opens on Friday good luck everybody [Applause]
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