- So this island looks pretty much
exactly the same as before.
- Same building, same trees.
Same UFOs.
Wait UFO?
God!
- Oh my God.
- A UFO is abducting Roach!
- I am not having a good time up here.
Oh God, where am I going?
- I can tell it's gonna be something
that gets real annoying.
- Wait a minute, this wasn't here before.
- They just dragged me 600 miles.
No big deal.
I'm dying.
- Aliens must have just landed here.
That explains it.
- Aliens on the island?
- We've been on the island, okay?
For like eight seasons!
Nobody cared back then.
(body buzzes)
- Geez.
What kind of weapon could have done that?
- [Alien] Ray gun.
- [Tanner] Oh my God.
Real alien life.
- I can't believe this!
I have so many questions.
- Me too!
What's up with your toes?
- [Alien] What?
- [Roach] Yeah, your toes are all weird.
- That's it.
We aliens were going to make peace with you.
But since you've made fun of my feet,
I will wipe out every human.
- Not your feet, just your toes.
Oh, okay! (gun buzzing)
Let's run!
- Can you believe this farm
just has a secret underground bunker?
- What?
Don't all farms have these?
- Okay.
So we need to find someone capable
of killing that crazy alien.
We have two candidates that showed up
and we got to pick one.
- Well, who is it?
- Okay, Joey.
We really like what we see with you.
- I get a really good vibe from Joey.
- I like the tattoos.
- [Anya] The shotgun over the shoulder is a nice touch.
- And, Superman, is it?
- Yes.
It's me.
Superman?
Clark Kent, Man of Steel.
I can't believe this.
You guys don't know who I am?
- Sorry, Ken.
I think we're gonna go with Joey.
- Jesus Christ, whatever.
- All right, Joey
Go kill that ugly toed alien freak.
- Guys, does anyone else find it weird
that Joey hasn't said a word to us since we met him ?
- He's the quiet type.
Most killers are.
- Come on, Joey.
Use that giant knife to slice off a toe.
- I don't know, if this guy decides to go wild,
I don't think we can knock him.
- Go ahead, Joey.
Why don't you show them who you really are?
- Oh my goodness.
- That is the last time I trust a man with an eye patch.
- So now we're stuck between two murderous aliens.
- Who's gonna save us now?
- Save us, Superman!
- Hell no, you idiots got yourselves in this mess.
I'm out of here, oh no!
Put me down!
- See?
He wouldn't have been much help.
Wow, look at this guys.
It's some sort of floating chest.
- There's gotta be some rare loot in there, right?
You would certainly think so, wouldn't you?
- I'm not really sure how we can get it open though.
- Stand back.
This could be an alien mind trick.
What the hell?
- Roach, calm down.
There has to be some sort secret to unlocking this thing.
- Did we do it?
- I hate it when inanimate objects
think they're smarter than me.
(guns blaring)
Why must you torture me, Fortnite gods?
Why?
- You don't have much patience these days, do you Roach?
- I think spending six hours a day watching kittens
on TikTok has eroded your attention span, dude.
- Yeah?
Why don't you give it a try then,
Mr. Really-Long-Attention-Span-with-Lots of-Patience?
- Don't mind if I do.
Not that one.
Okay, not that one either.
Okay, what the hell is with this thing?
- What's wrong, Tanner?
Getting frustrated?
- Look, I don't know what's going on here.
It must be a bug or something.
(object cracking)
- Wait how'd you do that?
- I don't know.
I just hit it.
- This is making my head hurt!
(object beeping)
You know what?
I don't have time for this crap!
(glass shatter)
For the love of, you gotta be kidding me!
- Maybe we're just not using the right weapons.
I have an idea.
This outta do the trick.
Dude, seriously?
- Let me try something.
Stand back.
(explosion booms)
I give up.
- I've got it.
I'll just lift the chest up with my tractor beam,
then drop it out of the air.
Come on, You piece of crap.
- Tanner, I don't think it's working.
- Stupid alien technology.
- I have one final idea.
- What's that?
- Time to bust out the signature move
from my pro wrestling days.
Roach's wrecking ball elbow of doom!
- Roach's what?
- Time to meet your maker, chest!
(intense music)
(Roach yells)
I hate this stupid thing!
- I think I have an idea.
(object crumbling)
- Are you freaking kidding me?
How did you guys do that?
- I don't know.
We just hit it, I guess.
- Let's see what's inside.
- (beep) This game!
(upbeat music)