Hello everyone. Thank you for coming. As you all know, the channel is about to hit 100,000
subscribers so I wanted to bring you all here today to see if we could plan something special
for our 100,000 subscriber video.
Anyway, I was thinking that
Excuse me my friend...my friend.
Yes cabdriver Travis?
Eh, before you say another word my friend, I just want to know right now will or won't
you be paying cash?
Neither cabdriver Travis. This isn't a paid job.
What yo say muh fuh? I sold my ass and 3 cigarettes to get here. You betta pay me.
Who is this?
Name's Claudine muh fuh. Don't wear it out.
I knew a Claudine once. She had those same dark circles under her eyes, but yours are
way less obvious than hers.
Uh thanks.
Alright guys so let's get right into it.
Uh, what are some ideas that you guys have for the video?
I could give them a private one on one dance if you know what I mean...muh fuh.
I don't think we can have you give a lap dance to the TRAVelers, but thank you for the suggestion.
Anyway, what about you Magician Travis? You've been pretty quiet over there.
I think we should make something disappear.
Oh like a magic trick. That could be cool.
I can make a ping pong ball disappear muh fuh
Oh, oh my god!
next time Claudine.
Anyway Magician Travis, what would you make disappear?
Our clothes
Damn muh fuh, you keep talking like that I'mma be the one paying you.
Sh*t!
and that's saying a lot because she's a crack whore.
What you call me muh fuh?
Well you are
You right..you right.
Guys, can we please focus. Both ideas we've come up with so far involve us getting naked.
Is there anything else we can think of.
(Backstreet Boys "I want it that way" playing)
Who's phone is that?
Oh sorry. That's me. Hold on. I gotta take this.
Hey babe. Yeah I gotta call you right back.
Sorry. That was my girlfriend.
Girlfriend??
Don't ask. That's me when I was 18 and I was still in the closet so just leave it alone.
Oh my god, your self denying self is the cutest thing ever.
What are you talking about? I'm straight.
(Laughter)
What? I like girls.
(Laughter)
I like vagina
(Laughter)
Oh god. Okay guys come on. Let's focus and let's get our head back in the game.
We've only got so much time.
Claudine!
Were you just trying to smoke a dinner roll?
The thought had crossed my mind muh fuh.
Please don't smoke the dinner rolls Claudine and if you drop something on the floor can
you please remember to pick it up.
Oh! it's you
uhm hey I didn't see you there. I was just going to.
Uhm get the dinner roll.
If I could just get that back.
Nevermind, forget it. It's fine. I'll get it after the meeting.
Yo, how much longer is this meeting gon be muh fuh?
Well, considering the fact that we haven't come up with a single good idea, I'd say we're
going to be here for a while.
If it were up to me, we'd already have an idea planned out by now and...
What's this? Where'd all the color go?
I think Silent Film Travis is trying to tell us something.
Oh, I think he has an idea.
You're driving... you're driving a car.
You're getting out of the car
Peakaboo. You're gonna play peakaboo.
Surprise! You wanna do a surprise.
We can go to a TRAVeler's house and surprise them?
A surprise visit would be cool, but we've already done that before.
Can we think of anything bigger?
My friend, maybe if you pay a little cash we can have little bigger ideas?
I don't have any cash. Claudine spent it all on her cheese platter.
Damn good cheese platter too muh fuh
Who called my name? You betta pay me.
Guys, please we really don't have a lot of time.
When it the channel gonna hit 100,000 subscribers anyway?
Last Sunday.
Oh!
The channel already hit 100,000 subscribers?
Did I say something I wasn't supposed to?
You mean to tell me that we're sitting here planning a video for the day that the channel
hits 100,000 subscribers when it already happened?
Yeah
Yeah, I guess that's the way it is.
I think so my friend.
That's right muh fuh.
Well great.
Now we literally don't have any time left. Guys what are we going to do?
What?
No...no way!
Absolutely not.
No, it's not going to happen.
No
(Claudine singing Old Gray Mare)
Bravo, bravo!
That was really fun. That was really fun.
Hey what's up?
I'm Travis. I live across the street and I noticed someone has been lurking around my
front yard and looking through my windows and stuff.
It's kinda creepy.
Oh really?
Yeah so, anyway I just wanted to give you guys a head's up and make sure you look your
doors and windows.
Okay, thanks!