OK where am I putting these girls?
Put Jenna here.
Looks cute.
Brynn.
I'm really excited to have the girls over.
I grew up going out east since I was eight years old.
And then when my husband and I met,
we decided that we wanted to get our own home.
Ubah.
Jessel.
Because both our parents actually Hampton'ed.
Is that even a thing?
So cute.
We took the funds from a flip we did in Bushwick
to buy a depressed property that looked like [bleep]
before I renovated it.
It is now five bedrooms with a finished basement
and seven bathrooms.
Caviar.
Hi.
Oh, my God.
How are you going?
Of course.
Oh, thank you guys so much.
They're a little full, but I'll give you a hug.
Just in a bit.
Yes I'm so excited.
Your house is beautiful.
This is gorgeous.
Where do you want to set it up?
I think right here is perfect.
Me too.
Do you know if they all eat caviar?
I mean, who doesn't like caviar?
So Jenna apparently like dry heaves from dil.
So be sure to give her the dil.
I'm not prepared for cheese gate 2.0.
So I picked caviar because that's a nice bougie
snack for these bougie bitches.
Like, she's not allergic.
She just dry heaves.
I've literally never heard anything like that in my life.
Well, I'm actually, I'm really happy that we're doing this,
even though it was really tough for me
to agree to stay in the house.
Yeah wait, were you serious about saying no?
100%.
I want to stay in a hotel.
I'm pitching a tent for you.
People get the wrong idea.
Oh, it's my house.
Not good enough for you.
I'm like when I'm traveling with people,
I need a full night of sleep where I'm not worried.
Like, it's like sleeping, you need melatonin.
Like, yeah.
So you're saying when you're alone, it's just your time.
It's your time to be off. Yeah.
What is this?
Toilet paper?
Sai, what is this?
I don't know what kind of ply she has.
What is it? What kind of toilet paper?
She is very serious about my toilet paper.
Oh, my God.
So sometimes you just got to bring your own.
I thought you were joking at Jenna's.
When you say you're not joking.
I might show up with my own toilet paper.
I don't know what kind of ply you have.
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
I grew up broke on one ply.
I have elevated my lifestyle and therefore I'm going
to elevate my toilet paper.
If she has one ply toilet paper, I'm going to let her know.
Wait, I have a question.
Are we shopping for everyone, everyone's lunch
and bringing it to the house?
Like, what's?
She said she has a few things for us to snack on.
Maybe like a cheese plate or something.
Oh, hey.
I don't eat cheese.
It's you, bitch.
You're the one who doesn't eat the cheese.
I don't eat.
She said it.
All this time with a [bleep] pin pointing Sai.
Damn it, Ubah.
The whole time it has been you.
Who does not eat cheese.
Are you.
It all makes sense. Makes sense.
Oh, my God.
How did you come up with these?
You know what we've been experimenting quite a bit.
Because I feel like caviar a lot of people have not tried it.
How do people not try caviar?
OK Ubah now.
Hi amore.
Are you stressed?
No, no, no. I'm just.
I'm cutting flowers.
So there's, like, flowers everywhere.
Do you have food?
So hi, Sai.
Hi I have a whole caviar set up.
Caviar?
Yeah.
Is that not good?
How far from your house to Provisions?
OK, so you don't like caviar?
OK got it.
It's like five minutes.
I'm preparing a whole spread of caviar,
and you're going to get a sandwich at Provisions.
I can't.
Provision is the Bergdorf of supermarket.
Yeah I'll see you soon, my love.
OK love you.
Bye.
Like, are you kidding.
I'm getting hungry just making all this stuff.
Can I eat this or am I ruining it?
No go for it.
Hello?
Anybody home?
Who's that?
Hello?
Who's there?
Hi.
Oh, hi.
You're here first.
I'm here first. Hi.
Hi.
I've never been on a girls trip.
I don't remember the last time I had a sleepover.
I mean, unless something else was going on,
I don't know what to do.
Hi.
We have some caviar.
Oh, yes.
Do you want to try this one?
OK where is it?
Oh [bleep], you're so rude.
You know, even with my glasses off, she doesn't see that.
I wasn't going to let you eat it.
Well, what happened with you and dil?
Dil can like kiss my ass.
I have no interest in going.
It does not deserve to be on the planet as far as I'm concerned.
Dil is delicious.
No yeah.
No OK.
But talk to me about Pringles and caviar.
It's an unusual combo.
It's delicious.
It's the best.
No not.
No.
Not No.
Not no.
That's her slogan.
Jenna is a new friend.
She's just entered into this group.
I feel like I know Jenna really well,
and I want Jenna to come to my place and be with the girls
so that they can really get to know her the way I know her.
OK wait. What's over here?
This used to be a bedroom, but now it's the TV room.
I can't believe how big this house is.
It's like it just keeps opening up.
I always joke that it's, like, a great place to trip
out because you can hide.
Where am I going now?
How many square feet is this?
6500.
My house is maybe the size of your kitchen
and this living room.
No, it's 1500 square feet.
Is everything OK?
Yeah are you nervous about this weekend?
No, I'm a little.
I'm excited. You are?
You're nervous.
You know, sleeping over is like, a different thing
than having cocktails.
Why can't like.
You'll love it.
I'm nervous that, like, I'll be awkward.
I'm not going to fit in. I'm nervous.
I'll say something stupid.
I'm nervous.
I'll, like, need alone time and everyone will be like,
what the hell? Why?
But I'm here and I'm excited.
Like, cautiously excited.
OK, first of all, I want to know what do I get
special before they get here?
You want more special things?
Oh, no.
Just like I like to be first and then get special things.
More caviar? Yeah let's go.
Should we go have the caviar and then tell them when they
get here that it's all gone?
Yes, we should.
We're all good.
So, guys, what do we think our activities is going to be?
I've never been to the Hamptons in the winter.
First of all, there's a horseback riding.
Yeah, I haven't ridden anything in a really long time.
Oh when's the last time you had sex?
Since I've had the kids.
Huh?