Wow.
Wow, wow, wow.
Thank you so much, everybody.
For those of you at home, or if you're here
and you don't know me, too, my name's Demi Lovato.
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Ellen obviously-- well no you don't know this, yet,
but she isn't here today.
We actually Freaky Friday'd.
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So I'm here, and Ellen is dropping a track
with Lil Wayne.
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No, I'm actually here because today is Tax Awareness Day,
and that's something I'm very passionate about.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm totally kidding.
You'll pick up on my humor as we go.
We'll get used to each other.
I am here to shamelessly promote my new single, "I Love Me."
[CHEERING]
Thank you.
It drops today, and I'm so excited to be hosting
this show with you guys.
So thank you for having me.
I've been a guest many times-- actually 10 believe it or not.
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But I've never gotten to see how it all comes together.
So let me just tell you people who work here, they really
love Ellen.
They're obsessed with her.
They walk around with--
there's pictures of her everywhere.
They got shirts with her name on it,
everyone here is either gay or really gay.
[LAUGHTER]
So yeah.
I'm happy to be here, and I'm a huge fan of TV.
I love TV, especially reality TV.
And that's what I thought we could talk here about.
So one of my favorite shows right now is Love Is Blind.
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So good.
It's absolutely crazy, actually.
People get engaged without never seeing each other,
and then have 30 days to get married.
So if you think about it what could go wrong, right?
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There's one woman who talks in her confessionals--
you know the part where they talk to the camera--
in a normal voice, but when she talks to her fiancé,
she uses an itty bitty baby voice.
See if you can notice a difference.
No one knows I'm in Mexico.
It's crazy, and it's tripping me out.
I love hearing the waves--
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--crashing the beach.
That's my favorite thing in the whole world.
Oh, this shirt.
I love it.
Love it, love it, love it.
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Do people actually talk like that?
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OK, now I have tattoos.
I have a lot of them.
And there is a show about tattoos
called How Far Is Tattoo Far?
Get it?
Two people who don't get along choose a tattoo for each other,
and they have to get it without seeing it.
And then there's a big reveal.
So again, what could go wrong?
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Here are two cousins who probably are no longer speaking
to each other.
Three, two, one.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Are you dead ass?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
What is that?
It's a skunk spraying its odor saying "Sweaty Lexie."
[LAUGHTER]
I could be wrong, but I don't even
think that's how skunks work.
[LAUGHTER]
And then there's this reality show clip
that Ellen has shown before, but I love it so much
that I wanted to show it again.
It's from a show on TLC called Virgin Diaries, and well--
just watch.
Sunday.
I'm 30, and I'm a virgin.
I'm 29, and I'm a virgin.
I'm not a virgin entirely by choice.
We're saving our first kiss for our wedding.
I now declare you to be husband and wife.
Ryan, you may kiss your bride.
Really?
Yes.
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Virgin Diaries an all these special Sunday
at 9:00, only on TLC.
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I don't think they're ready to have sex yet.
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