Am I a pretty girl yet? Yes, I am.
Snap into place, you dirty little tramp, come on!
Ah, good day everyone and welcome back to the room.
No more vlog today, uh, although there will probably be a new one tomorrow.
Uhm, but yes, I am sitting down and I am about to try more girl products
But there's a twist; the only girl products that I have are from the 99 cent store. That's right.
So I went there to see what kind of girl products they had because
I feel like that's a very different experience than like going to Target or like a drug store
I'm sure they have most of the same stuff but just a kind of different experience for sure, since it's a dollar
Or 99 cents I should say; well there is tax so not actually 99 cents... or is it? Is it tax? I think, it might, I dunno.
Uh but anyways... Oh my god, no, I just thought of something.
If pennies didn't exist, we wouldn't have the 99 cent store! What would this video be titled?!
Okay, anyways. Let's see what I have in this trusty dusty 99 cent store bag.
Okay, so first things first, we have a knock off 99 cent perfume.
Uh, it's our version of Paris Hilton for women by Paris Hilton.
But not actually by Paris Hilton.
Oh my gosh, wow. Look at it!
I don't even know what the real bottle looks like but I assume it looks just like this.
Okay, oh man. Alright. Let's see how it smells.
Oh my god!
It smells fresh. I feel like I could actually use this as like a room freshener.
It doesn't smell bad at all. I was expecting worse.
I'm confused how they do this and sell it for 99 cents but okay.
Oo, up next we have a Silk Vanilla cupcake body cream.
I got it because I saw the cupcake on it and I was like "oh my god".
I cannot wait to smell this!
I haven't smelt it yet because I wanted to get the full experience on camera,
so let's just squeeze it into our hands, shall we?
Ohh, there we go. Goopy.
Oh my god
It smells like frosting. It looks like frosting. Oh my god.
Oh gosh, that was a lot. That was a lot. I don't know if I want my body smelling like this but it's really soft!
Wow!
It smells like a cupcake! This is dangerous. I can just see myself.
Oh, it's not.. It's definitely not going into my skin, it's just staying on the surface so
I hope this is actually lotion.
Ugh my... wipe the stains away, Joey.
Moving on.
Okay, so I got these things but I don't know what they're for.
Hair foam roller.
I have no idea what a hair foam roller is.
So I think you just like put it in.
What is it supposed to do? Is it supposed to curl? We'll try. We'll find out.
Oh gosh, it's falling apart.
Eh.
Okay. Uh, I'm just going to add in like two more, one more of these actually
and see if this does anything.
Am I a pretty girl yet? Yes, I am.
Snap into place, you dirty little tramp come on!
Get there! Oh gosh.
What the fuck... Okay.
Pretty.
Alright, up next is an As Seen On TV product which is I think a bra.
It's a Chic Shaper. Lifts, shapes and supports, improves posture, enhances...
cleavage, comfortable and adjustable.
Okay.
Woahh. Hello, Big Bertha.
This is very confusing.
How does a boob... that is zero coverage.
Did they want it to be like that?
What the heck? It's like "Oh, here are my nipples."
"I'm just feeling a little sexy today."
Oh, it's stuck, shoot... Oh no, it's really stuck.
Get off my back!
So this is what it's like I think.
Uhm. I think I have more cleavage now.
Good, well you girls just sit tight. Daddy's going to get on with the video.
Okay. Let's see how this turned out. Oh wow. My hair is so curly(!)
It worked(!)
Now that we have that out of our hair, we can add a hair pretty.
So I got a three pack. Purple, pink and silver.
And we're just going to use this to hold our hair back because
we have some beauty supplies going on our face.
Pull this back. Gorgeous... Wow. I know I have roots.
Summers Eve Douche? Does that go on your face? I'm confused.
Is that were it goes, girls?
Clinically tested. Refreshes as it cleans.
Ready to use and complete two units.
This definitely does not go on your face.
Uhm...
Pretty sure this goes up your vajayjay. Is that were it goes? Girls?
You just give it a little push and it squirts some water on up there.
Wow. Let's do a little live demonstration of what a douche is.
Do I do it?
Okay, you must have to twist this off.
Wait, no, it's going, wait.
Do you just? Oh my god.
Or do you push it down? Ooohoohooo.
You just pull it off!
You girls have some interactive stuff. This is like the tampons I got.
So it goes... no, I pulled it up all the way.
Oooohhhh... Ew, ew, ew, sick, sick!
Here, let's just... Woooahhh It's raining!
Sick. Oh my god. Okay, wow.
There you go. If you need one... It smells nice.
I got a little on me, I'm not that upset.
I think it smells better than that Paris Hilton perfume, just saying.
Oh right. Warming Touch cream in case like, your feet feels cold,
you just wanna put some warming jelly.
For intimacy is in the touch. You won't be very intimate with your face, I think.
Let's just put in on our... Oh wow, it's clear! I was not expecting that at all.
Let's see if it actually warms at the touch.
Warm up jelly. Oh, it's thick, she's a thick one.
Woah!
It's getting warm.
Woah, it's actually getting really warm.
Oh my gosh. If my hands just catch on fire all of a sudden like "Ahhhhhh".
It's actually getting really warm, I'm actually really concerned.
Really, really.
This is very insane. If you guys ever get cold and you're like outside in the middle of winter.
I know it's almost spring but all you have to do is just bring some of this warming jelly,
and you'll be good. You don't need gloves.
Give me my hand sanitizer.
Gorgeous.
Get off my hands, devil.
Alright,
I still need to put something on my face. I put my hair back.
Ah hah. It was already out this whole time.
It's a cucumber facial tissue mask. I feel like I've put on like an Asian one of these that I got at the Asian market
So we're going to try this on.
This is kind of scary. Like this is like they peeled someone's face of and was like "here, just put this on"
Honestly, it's smells very fake. It smells like there's chemicals on here.
Okay. Oh my god I look scary. I look so scary now.
Helloo. I look like a snowman. Okay, oh stay on.
Yeah, this smells very artificial.
Oh, oh my gosh, okay. I'm so happy about this. I finally got actual pads.
Now, a lot of you guys were upset because I was calling your panty liners pads. I look scary.
I'm taking that off, sorry. My skin feels like it's on fire. I don't know what's going on. Okay, right.
Focusing on girl diapers. Let's rip these bad boys open
and see what we've got inside. I'm going to be so mad if this is panty liner again.
Oh yeah, she's thick. She's a thick gal. Oh my.
So we're going to take the rest of the douche water and just empty it out.
We're going to do a live demonstration of a pad working.
Wow, look at it, it's collecting all of the water.
Get on in there, girls and boys. Okay, well it is super absorbent so...
Oh, it's dripping a little bit.
So hopefully you don't have a heavy flow. If you do, don't use this one.
Okay, up next I got this rainbow little hair extension,
which I'm a little confused who would wear this but I'm not one to judge though.
It's actually really cute. I think it's really small for a wig.
This is the smallest wig I've ever seen.
I don't know, you're going to need a lot of these.
Actually, you could get a lot of them and make a cute wig out of this.
Wiggitry. Witchcraft and Wiggitry.
Alright, so you just kind of like. I can take this off now.
Good, we're back. You just wanna like but it in.
And it's like a really natural, subtle like gorgeous rattail look.
Oh, hey girls, just ready. Let's go to the mall, yeah!
Okay, last but certainty not least is...
Oh my god, I thought it said bleed free but it actually said blade free
cream hair remover kit.
In cherry blossom flavor.
So if you want to eat it as an after snack you can.
What?! No razor? Oh, this is just like a plastic.
Honestly, I'm terrified.
This is 99 cents, it's a cream that's supposed to remove your hair.
I feel like it's going to remove my skin.
Warning: Irritation or allergic reaction may occur with some people and may cause death.
If you die you may not sue us because we just warned you on this bottle.
Good luck and have a hairless fun time girlfriend.
I'm nervous because it says wash your hands immediately.
Like your hands... Oh my god, it's starting to burn. It's starting to burn.
More than the vagasil. Okay we're just gunna scoop it on.
Okay, I have it on my hand. Here we go.
7 minutes? I don't have 7 minutes to wait. I'll be back hold on.
Okay, girls, so I'm up close and personal with you now.
We're gunna take a look at this and we're going to see how it works.
In case you're wondering. It smells like when my mom had a
hair salon and there was like bleach and chemicals in the air.
That's what this smells like.
What's going to be underneath? Like are we going to see flesh right when I scrape it off?
What the hell? This is the most anticlimactic...
Oh wait I think I did take some hair off.
I'm confused. There are like a few pieces of hair on this.
Okay well I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
If you did and you want to see me do another type of trying girl products.
Maybe like a different country's girl products, a different stores.
Leave me some suggestions in the comments below and give this video a thumbs up!
If we get 60,000 likes then I will do another one of these.
Until then I will see you next time! Good damn bye!
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