- Hey babe?
- Hey babe.
- What the heck is this?
- What the heck is what?
- This, your dirty laundry next to the hamper.
- That's not dirty laundry.
- Then put it away.
- Oh, well it's not clean laundry either.
- Then put it in the hamper.
- But I might wear it later.
- Then put it in your drawers.
- See, I can't put it in my drawers
because it gets those clothes dirty,
and I can't put it in the hamper
cause then they will be dirty.
So I just put them in the sweet spot.
- The sweet spot?
- The spot right next to the hamper.
See any clothes that you might wear again,
you put in the sweet spot.
Anything that's in the sweet spot for more than two days,
then goes into the hamper.
It's sort of like laundry purgatory.
- What about the clothes in the bathroom on the floor?
Are those in purgatory too?
- Pray for them.
- (Aargh)
- (slurps)
- Where did you get that glass?
- That's my water cup.
- Put it in the dishwasher.
- But that's my water cup.
- Yeah, but when you're done with it,
put it in the dishwasher.
See that giant stainless steel box?
It washes your dishes,
that's its job.
- But I'm going to use it again,
so I leave it right here,
so when I go to use it again
it's right there and I don't dirty another dish.
I'm saving water.
- Oh, okay.
Is your water cup also in purgatory?
- No, my water cup is on an assignment like a secret agent
and no one knows when the assignment will be over.
My water cup is Jason Bourne.
- Well, let's put Jason
in the dishwasher because he's just sitting out
on the counter and it's making things look really untidy.
- Untidy?
You think my glass is untidy?
Let me show you untidy.
What is all of this crap?
- It's my products.
- This is not tidy.
- For how much is there,
it's tidy.
- There's no way you use all of this.
- I use all of that.
- What's this for?
- That is a scalp exfoliator.
- Okay, what's this?
- That's a deep conditioning mask for my hair.
- What's this?
- That's a keratin treatment.
- What's this?
- That's toner.
- What's this?
- That's a donut. I'm pregnant, give me that.
- Isn't it stale?
What's this?
- That's the bathroom cleaner.
- Wait, have you been using bleach on this?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I've been using that on my butt.
- Don't clean your butt with that.
- Babe, I've been rubbing this all over my body,
that's why I'm always complaining about my butt burning.
You did this.
You wanna do this?
- Do what?
- Have some spaghetti
Mmm spaghetti. (chuckles)
- Didn't we just have spaghetti?
- No, we didn't just have spaghetti.
- I think we just had spaghetti.
- No, we had spaghetti like nine days ago.
- No, it was sooner than nine days ago.
- No, it was nine days ago.
Cause I have an app
to track how much spaghetti we've had
and it was nine days ago.
- Well, how often do you need to have spaghetti?
- I mean, I would like to have spaghetti every day.
- That's a lot of spaghetti.
- I could have spaghetti twice a day.
- I don't have an appetite for spaghetti twice a day.
- Hm, I think if we just started to make spaghetti
you would then want spaghetti.
- But I'm full.
- You're not full.
- I would love to have spaghetti with you,
but maybe tomorrow.
(sighs)
- Seriously, babe.
- What?
- You ran my wallet through the wash again.
- Oh, that sucks.
- Yeah, Why didn't you check the pockets?
- Because they're not my pants.
Why didn't you check the pockets?
- Because I didn't do the laundry.
Whoever does the laundry checks the pockets.
- No, Whoever wears the pants checks the pockets.
I just wash what's ever in the hamper.
- Well, that's where I got you
because they weren't in the hamper,
they were in the sweet spot.
- The sweet spot is not a thing.
- No, the sweet spot is definitely a thing.
- (sighs) Seriously babe
I don't understand why this is so hard for you.
All you do is take the clothes out of the hamper
check the pockets, put it in the machine and press wash.
Is that too much for you to handle?
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- So great, (indistinct)
but it's really good.
Mm, mm
good.
(laughs)