Hey... come outside to talk.
- Hey, I gotta go, it's the boo.
- Alright, alright.
When Your BFF Helps You Through A Breakup
- Cause you're trippin' over nothing.
I was out with friends, you know, I was with Liz.
You didn't have a problem with me moving
to Los Angeles before.
You know what, let's not be together then.
Fine, forget it.
- Hey.
- Hey, hey!
- You okay?
- He broke up with me.
- What?
- He didn't want me to move to Los Angeles
and he doesn't want to do long distance.
I don't know how I'm going to make it work with anyone.
- Look, girl, you are the shit, okay?
You are amazing.
If he doesn't see that enough to stick around
then forget it.
I know you're gonna find the right guy soon.
Look, what do you want?
You want some weed?
That'll make you feel better.
Hey, you got weed?
- Yeah.
- [Liz] Thanks.
- Hey, what's up?
- [Woman] Hi.
- I'm the right guy.
- Let's go home.
- Hey, Sleepy Head, I got something for you.
- No, I can't do it.
- Even if it's a breakfast burrito?
- This tastes better than love.
- Burritos always taste better than love.
- Burrito Sisters, hit the burrito.
Okay, I got burrito on my pants.
- Oh, my God, that's not my fault.
- I'm Repair Man, Man, Man, Man, Man.
- What happened to him?
- Someone told me he became Waka Waka Flame.
- That's not...
- I was like, "What?"
- We just gotta do it like the video.
- You need a chair, Liz.
- I look stupid with a chair.
I look like a dying bird.
- No, you don't.
Come on, Liz, I gotta get a man!
- I give up.
- Go, B!
- Oh, my God, we should prank call him.
- Hello, is your refrigerator ready?
It is, then you better go catch it, you bitch.
- He said, "Yeah, it's ready, who falls for this?"
- Oh, what am I missing?
I got you this.
- Oh, my God, look at this picture of Mike Rose.
- Oh, my God, that's amazing.
- Yo, scratch this, give me the Mike Rose.
- Yes, yes, this needs to happen.
Look at those two little birds up there.
So cute, right?
- So cute, one's like, I'm going to move to Los Angeles
to follow my dreams.
That's too much, you're too ambitious, Sauly.
Now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
- I don't think that's what they're saying.
I want food.
Hitch is such a good movie.
Like Will Smith just wanted love, he didn't know.
- Yeah, let's go shopping.
- Hey, Liz, thanks for today.
- That's what I'm here for.
Let's go buy some overpriced clothes.
- Okay, woo!
- Woo!