- ♪Ha! ♪
Would you be offended if we had sex in your house?
- Not at all.
- That is so weird.
(cameraman laughs) - Not at all.
- This is Kayla. - Ooh.
- I'm Janet.
- Hi, everyone.
She's my boyfriend's mom.
- [Cameraman] Who's this?
- Brian.
- My son.
- [Cameraman] This is basically the first time
you guys have been together, right?
- Mhmm. - Mhmm.
- [Cameraman] Are you guys nervous?
- Yes. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Very.
You go first. - Okay.
Okay.
What did you think about me when
you heard I was dating your son?
- I was thrilled.
I'm really excited for him to have a person
who cares for him.
- Thank you.
- And that it means enough to him that he'll share it.
- Aw, B!
- Okay. - Oh God.
- Here we go.
- What (Kayla laughs)
are your intentions with my son?
- Okay, I would like for Brian to be my future.
I would love to be his wife and
I would love to give him like five babies,
because I want a big family.
- That makes me cry.
- Oh don't cry! Don't cry!
I'm gonna cry, don't cry, please don't cry.
- I think it's just I'm crying from happiness.
- Oh that's. - It makes me, feel like.
- Shut up.
- Alright.
- It does, it makes me feel like
his life is going to be really joyful.
- It will be.
Don't cry!
Okay, I'm not gonna cry,
I'm gonna hold it together for both of us.
♪Ha! ♪
Would you be offended if we had sex in your house?
- Not at all.
- That is so weird.
- Not at all.
- That will never happen in your house.
- Are you kidding?
- No. - Really?
Aww. - I just feel like.
- You can have sex in my house,
my feeling is, I think you are an adult couple
and you don't have to change that for us.
It's okay Brian.
I think Brian had no issue with it.
- No he didn't.
- Oh! - Oh God.
- You might have to take a shot.
How often do you have sex?
- I mean, I feel like, do you need a number?
- [Cameraman] Yeah. - Oh God.
- [Cameraman] You wanna throw the question back?
- No! I didn't!
- How often do you and Mr. Dale have?
- I'm having a drink.
- Yeah, I'm gonna relax too so embarrassed.
- How many people have you slept with?
- Uh. (laughs)
I don't think I've slept with as many people as Brian.
I'd say under 20.
How many people have you slept with?
♪Dew dew dew dew dew dew dew. ♪
- I was in college, I hung out.
- Would you say more than 10?
- Ooh, mom.
- More than 20?
- Yeah.
- Did you use protection?
- Yeah.
I'm responsible. - Yeah!
- Interesting.
- You know what's honest?
To be honest, sex was not fun for me before Brian,
like I didn't really enjoy it.
- What does Brian do differently that makes it fun?
- There's more of a connection
and I guess I never had that with anybody before Brian.
What do you think of this conversation, Brian?
- I'm not as bothered by it as I thought I might be.
- When was the last time you saw your son naked?
- Oh wow, I don't think I've seen Brian naked
since he was, maybe five?
- No!
- There was just a point at which he got very private.
Is Brian's penis adequate?
- It's great! It is adequate.
- Awesome.
- Next!
Do you think my relationship with your son will last?
That's a good question.
- I do. (Kayla snaps)
I do, you're just so well suited to each other.
- Amen.
- Have you ever cheated on Brian?
- No.
I'd be devastated if Brian did anything like that
but I want our bond to be so cemented
that if ever he does need to have that moment,
I would be confident the first time
being like, I'll take you back.
But, protection has to be used.
- Yeah.
- [Cameraman] It sounds like you're giving him a hall pass.
- Nah, B.
- I told her she doesn't have to worry about that.
- No. - But she made it clear
this one time situation that is not gonna come up,
but I appreciate it.
- But I will say you better not.
- Or we'll both dropkick you.
- It's not gonna happen either way.
- Great! Good good great. - Yeah.
- Did you know I was black?
Is your son into black women?
- I think Brian really likes black people.
He does!
Is that true, Brian? - Yeah, I mean, yeah.
- Okay!
- His friends are black, so that's great!
- My biggest fear, is I was like
what if they don't like that like
what if that's not what they thought?
- It makes no difference to me at all.
It almost makes you more interesting to me,
so I'm thrilled.
- Thanks.
- I even had a thought about does it bother you
that I'm white? - No.
- Does it bother you to have
an in-law family that doesn't look like you?
- No, I was just really nervous
cause I have been that before,
I've dated other guys and I don't think
their parents responded so well to it
so I was prepared for that.
- Oh.
- I'm sorry.
- You are so beautiful.
- Okay okay I'm good, this is lame.
I'm sorry.
- Don't be sorry.
You don't have to be sorry.
Oh, this is a tough one. - No!
- Do you think I would be a good mother-in-law?
- I do. That's not tough.
- We're good.
- We're good. - We're good.
- Yeah.
Do you wanna get married?
Do you want that in your life one day?
- Yeah?
- Cool, I already planned it out.
- We're not in any rush.
- I just want you to treasure her.
- I do.
- So, and I think you do, you better treasure her.
- [Cameraman] How was this experience for you guys?
- It was fun! - Yes!
Except for the sex parts.
I'm so happy, I really am.
- I'm happy.
I'll just say here's to meeting each other.
- Amen, cheers.
(festive symphonic music)
(crew applauds)