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WEIRD WEDNESDAY.
WEIRD WEDNESDAY. IF YOU HAD A BUSINESS CARD THAT
HAD WHAT I WANTED THEN IN A
LITTLE FUN.
LITTLE FUN. >> WHY NOT?
>> THIS WHOLE SEGMENT THAT IS
SO PORTLAND WHERE PEOPLE SEND
US A WEIRD CRAZY UNIQUE COOL
THING THAT YOU CAN ONLY SEE IN
PORTLAND.
PORTLAND.
PORTLAND. >> PEOPLE ARE SENDING, YOU GUYS
ARE REALLY STEPPING UP.
YOU ARE SENDING GREAT MATERIAL
AND KEEP THEM COMING.
>> PEOPLE KEEP SENDING STUFF.
>> LET'S GET INTO IT.
WE WILL START WITH ONE THAT YOU
FOUND.
FOUND.
FOUND. >>
FOUND. >> I LOVE THIS LITTLE STORY.
JANET SAYING I MARCHED IN THE
PARADE.
PARADE.
PARADE. IT WAS POURING RAIN.
THE HIGH SCHOOL BAND HAS TO SAY
IT WAS SUNNY OTHER YEARS AND
THAT WAS MUCH MORE FUN.
SHE IS SAYING THIS BECAUSE THE
FORECAST IS NOT GOOD.
>> I WASN'T GOING TO MENTION IN
THE BEGINNING YOU WERE IN
TROUBLE.
TROUBLE.
TROUBLE. THAT IS WHY WE ARE GIVING YOU
ANOTHER ROLE.
ANOTHER ROLE. >> I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR
COMFORT -- CONTRIBUTION.
YOU HAVE THE WAVE DOWN?
>> I CAN TOTALLY DO THE WAVE.
>> I JUST INVITED YOU.
>> AS LONG AS THE EXPERT SAYS
SO.
SO.
SO. >>
SO. >> CAN YOU MARCH?
>> I CAN MARCH BUT I CANNOT
PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY. >> A SHEEP IN A SUBARU IN A
DIAPER.
DIAPER.
DIAPER. >> YOU DON'T WANT ANY DINGLE
BERRIES IN YOUR SUBARU.
>> OH MY.
>> OH MY.
>> OH MY. >> THAT IS WHY THE DIAPER IS
THERE.
THERE.
THERE. >>
THERE. >> ALL MY.
>> I WOULDN'T KNOW.
>> AS SOON AS OUR SHOW ENDED
LAST TIME WE HAD YOU ON, LOOK
AT THE UTILITY ROOM WORKER.
-- THE UTILITY WORKER.
>> IT IS NICE THEY ARE WORKING
ON THE ROADS.
SCARECROW ARE NOT, THAT IS
BRILLIANT.
BRILLIANT. THAT IS VERY PORTLAND.
>> EVEN IF THERE IS NOT AN
ACTUAL PERSON.
ACTUAL PERSON. >>> IMAGINE IF YOU ARE GOING
SHOPPING AT THE MALL AND THEN
YOU SEE A TYRANNOSAURUS REX ICE-
SKATING.
SKATING.
SKATING. >> ON MONDAY I WAS WEARING ONE
ON MONDAY.
ON MONDAY. IT WAS MY SON'S BIRTHDAY.
I WORE A T REX.
I CAN'T ESCAPE THAT WELL.
UNCLE DAVE WERE GODZILLA AND WE
FOUGHT IT OUT IN THE BALLROOM.
IT WAS LIKE LORD OF THE FLIES.
THEY WERE TAKING US DOWN.
IT WAS FISHES.
I WAS WEARING THE T REX BUT
NOBODY SHOT VIDEO.
>> WIFE?
>> WIFE?
>> WIFE? >> NEXT WEEK.
>> ANOTHER BIRTHDAY PARTY.
DO YOU WANT TO BE GODZILLA?
>> I MIGHT NEED TO BE SCARY.
>>> IF YOU LOOK CLOSER THERE IS
A CHICKEN.
A CHICKEN. A POLICE OFFICER IS CHASING THE
CHICKEN.
CHICKEN.
CHICKEN. HE COULDN'T FIND THE OWNER SO
HE TURNED THE CHICKEN OVER TO
ANIMAL CONTROL.
ANIMAL CONTROL. WE COULD USE A RESIDENT CHICKEN
MASCOT.
MASCOT.
MASCOT. >> THAT WOULD BE FINE.
A TOUGH TIME ON THE SMOOTH
FLOOR.
FLOOR.
FLOOR. >>
FLOOR. >> IF YOU WON'T DO THE T REX,
>> I WILL DO IT.
>> PERFECT.
>> PERFECT. >> NOT EVERYDAY.
>> YOU CAN TWEET US WITH THE
HASHTAG TONIGHT WITH CASSIDY.
WATCH ALL OF THEM.
WE ARE FOLLOWING ALL OF THEM.