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>> Jesse: WHEN SOMEBODY LIES TO
YOU THEY PROBABLY HAVE SOMETHING
TO HIDE.
MAYBE THEY WON’T WANT TO TELL
YOU WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT YOUR
HAIR CUT.
>> GROCERIES.
>> WHOA, HEY.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING TO YOUR
HAIR?
[LAUGHTER]
>> IT’S A BIT EXTREME, ISN’T IT?
>> NO.
I MEAN, THAT’S A THING NOWADAYS,
RIGHT?
>> Jesse: MAYBE THEY ARE JUST
TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU.
>> HERE’S THE DEAL.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY
PRETEND CHILDREN FOR ONE
AFTERNOON?
>> WHY DON’T YOU TELL THAT POUR
GIRL THE TRUTH.
>> YOU KNOW?
>> OUR MOTHER TELLS US
EVERYTHING.
>> Jesse: HERE AT "PRIMETIME" WE
ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY
BIDEN KEEPS LYING ABOUT THE
BORDER.
LAST WEEK HE SAID IT WAS
COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL.
>> IN APRIL ALONE,
MR. PRESIDENT, 170,000 PEOPLE,
MIGRANTS APPREHENDED AT THE
BORDER.
IT’S A 20-YEAR RECORD.
THERE ARE 22,000 UNACCOMPANIED
CHILDREN IN OUR COUNTRY RIGHT
NOW.
THAT’S A RECORD.
SOUNDS TO MOST FOLKS LIKE A
CRISIS.
>> IT’S WAY DOWN WE HAVE NOW
GOTTEN CONTROL.
>> MILLIONS HAVE OF ILLEGALS
HAVE COME IN SINCE.
JOE HAS TOLD US HE DOESN’T HAVE
TIME TO SEE THE BORDER FOR
HIMSELF.
>> DO YOU HAVE PLANS TO VISIT
THE SOUTHERN BORDER.
>> I HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE AND
I HAVEN’T -- I MEAN, I KNOW IT
WELL.
I GUESS I SHOULD GO DOWN, BUT
THE -- BUT, BUT THE WHOLE POINT
OF IT IS I HAVEN’T HAD A WHOLE
HELL OF A LOT OF TIME TO GET
DOWN.
>> Jesse: YEAH, THE GUY SPENT
HALF OF HIS PRESIDENCY ON
VACATION.
IF YOU CAN FLY TO DELAWARE, CAN
YOU PROBABLY FLY TO TEXAS.
THIS ADMINISTRATION ISN’T
INTERESTED IN FIXING ANYTHING.
THEY ARE COUNTING ON THEIR PALS
IN THE PRESS TO KEEP IGNORING
THE BORDER.
THEN, DESANTIS CAME ALONG AND
BROUGHT THE BORDER TO THE
DEMOCRATS.
THEY COULDN’T PRETEND EVERYTHING
WAS OKAY.
BUT, THEY DIDN’T WANT TO TELL
THE TRUTH EITHER AND THEY
DEFINITELY DON’T WANT TO CALL
RON AND FIGURE OUT A FIX.
>> HOW DID HAS THE PRESIDENT REA
OUT TO ANY OF THESE GOVERNORS?
>> HERE’S THE THING.
AND I WAS ASKED THIS QUESTION
EARLIER TODAY, I DON’T KNOW WHY
WE WOULD REACH OUT TO A GOVERNOR
OR GOVERNORS WHO ARE CLEARLY
PLAYING A POLITICAL GAME.
RIGHT?
IT IS SOMETHING THAT THEY ARE
DOING NOT TO FIND A SOLUTION BUT
TO LITERALLY -- LITERALLY PUT
PEOPLE’S LIVES AT RISK.
>> Jesse: MARTHA’S VINEYARD IS
THE SAFEST PLACE ON EARTH THERE
HASN’T BEEN A MURDER THERE SINCE
TED KENNEDY DROWNED A WOMAN IN
HIS CAR.
HOW ARE THEIR LIVES AT RISK,
EXACTLY?
SOMEONE GETS HIT IN THE HEAD
WHEN OBAMA SLICES A DRIVE?
ALLEN DERSHOWITZ TALKS THEIR EAR
OFF AT THE CHILL MARK STORE?
MAYBE THEY ARE AT RISK FROM
GETTING DIABETES FROM ALL THE
BEN AND JERRY’S?
I DON’T KNOW.
THE ONLY REAL CRIME YOU HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT IN THE VINEYARD IS
IDENTITY THEFT.
AND THE ILLEGALS DON’T EVEN HAVE
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS.
THE SHERIFF WHO IS INVESTIGATING
DESANTIS FOR GIVING ILLEGAL AS
FREE VACATION CAN’T EVEN TELL
YOU WHAT LAW HE BROKE.
THE SHERIFF IS JUST HANGRY THAT
THE GOVERNOR FLEW HIS COOKS AND
WAITERS AWAY.
>> IF YOU GO ANY RESTAURANT IN
SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS RIGHT NOW.
YOU ARE GOING TO WAIT A LONG
TIME TO GET YOUR TABLE, EVEN
THOUGH THERE IS EMPTY TABLES
YOU, BECAUSE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH
WAIT STAFF TO WAIT ON YOU.
YOU ARE GOING TO WAIT A LONG
TIME FOR YOUR FOOD BECAUSE THERE
IS NOT ENOUGH COOKS IN THE BACK.
HALF THE COOKS MAYBE AREN’T
SHOWING UP FOR WORK OR THEY
QUIT.
HIRE THESE FOLKS.
>> Jesse: THE SHERIFF WANTS TO
ARREST DESANTIS FOR KIDNAPPING
THE GUYS WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO
COOK HIS ENWHICH I LADS.
THE SHERIFF ISN’T INTERESTED IN
ARRESTING SEX TRAFFICKERS NO HE
IS HUNGRY.
HE NEEDS TO EAT.
SOMEONE IS GOING TO GO TO JAIL
IF HE DOESN’T GET HIS DINNER
SOON.
THE ILLEGALS ARE SUING HIM.
LET THAT SINK.
IN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE SUING
A SITTING U.S. GOVERNOR BROKE
INTO OUR COUNTRY AND FIRST THING
THEY DO IS SUE A REPUBLICAN.
GIVE US YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR
AND YOUR LITIGIOUS.
OF COURSE, THIS WASN’T THE
MIGRANTS IDEA.
THEY ARE NEW TO THE COUNTRY.
THEY DON’T KNOW HOW EASY IT IS
TO SUE A LEADING REPUBLICAN
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.
MIGRANTS HIRED A LAWYER.
ACTUALLY MAYBE THEY WILL FIT IN
HERE.
A GROUP CALLED LAWYERS FOR CIVIL
RIGHTS IS GOING TO REPRESENT THE
MIGRANTS.
SOROS’ MONEY IS INVOLVED,
OBVIOUSLY.
AND THEY ARE SUING RON DESANTIS.
>> WE DID NOT LOOK FOR THIS
FIGHT.
WE WERE THRUST INTO THIS BY
GOVERNOR DESANTIS AND THE STATE
OF FLORIDA.
IT IS OUR LEGAL AND MORAL
RESPONSIBILITY TO ACT.
>> Jesse: THE LAWSUIT IS
HILARIOUS.
READ IT RIGHT HERE.
THE LAWSUIT ALLEGES DOE FELT,
QUOTE, ANXIOUS AND CONFUSED.
AS A RESULT, SUFFERED FROM LACK
OF SLEEP AND VERTIGO.
THEY ARE FROM A VENEZUELAN SLUM.
THEY SPENT MONTHS CRAWLING
THROUGH JUNGLES OF CENTRAL
AMERICA AND THE DESSERTS OF
MEXICO TO GET HERE.
BUT IT WASN’T UNTIL THEY WERE
WELL FED AND PUT IN AIR
CONDITIONED FLIGHT TO MARTHA’S
VINEYARD THAT THEY REALLY
STARTED TO SUFFER.
JOE BIDEN MAKES ME ANXIOUS AND
CONFUSED.
CAN I SUE HIM?
SOMETIMES AFTER LISTENING TO
KAMALA TALK YAW SLEEP I CAN’T SL
SHOULD I CALL A LAWYER?
WHAT IS VERTIGO ANYWAY?
IS VERTIGO HOW PAULIE P. FELT
AFTER HE CRASHED HIS PORSCHE AND
COULDN’T STAND UP?
THE MIGRANTS ARE DIZZY?
YOU CAN SUE SOMEONE FOR BEING
DIZZY AFTER A FLIGHT?
CAN I BREAK INTO CANADA AND SUE
TRUDY BECAUSETRUDEAU BECAUSE HIS
CONFUSED ME?
WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TEXAS RANGERS
WHO CHASED CARTEL MEMBERS ALL
OVER THEIR SECTOR.
SHOULDN’T THEY BE GETTING ANY
MONEY?
NO.
GET THIS.
ARE YOU READY?
THE DOE DEFENDANTS PROVIDED
ITEMS SUCH AS $10 McDONALD’S
GIFT CERTIFICATES FROM CLASS
MEMBERS SUFFERING FROM FOOD
INSECURITY.
FEEDING THE HOMELESS IS A CRIME
IF YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN.
WHAT IF THE MIGRANT HAD A BIG
MAC ATTACK.
RON CAN’T GIVE THEM A GIFT CARD?
IS SUFFERING FROM CHRONIC FOOD
INSECURITY THE SAME THING AS
BEING HUNGRY?
BECAUSE I SUFFER CHRONIC FOOD
INSECURITY EVERY DAY BETWEEN
LUNCH AND DINNER.
THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW THE LAWSUIT
IS BOGUS.
BUT, THEY ACTUALLY MAY HAVE A
CASE HERE.
BECAUSE THERE AREN’T ANY
McDONALD’S ON THE VINEYARD.
I’M SURE THEY PROBABLY COULD USE
IT AT THE MASSACHUSETTS MILITARY
BASE WHERE THEY ARE NOW.
THE SUIT ALSO ALLEGES THAT PABLO
JESUS, QUOTE SUFERLD EMOTIONAL
AND ECONOMIC HARM AND IRPROGRAM
PRABLE HARM TO DIGNITY AND
AUTONOMY.
ECONOMIC HARM?
THEY DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY.
HOW DO YOU TAKE MONEY AWAY FROM
SOMEBODY WHO DOESN’T HAVE ANY
MONEY?
DESANTIS PUT THEM UP IN A HOTEL
FOR FIVE DAYS.
DID HE STICK THEM WITH THE ROOM
SERVICE BILL?
IS RON GOING TO CHARGE THEM FOR
THE MACADAMIAN NUTS IN THE MINI
BAR BECAUSE, ACTUALLY, THOSE ARE
EXPENSIVE.
DESANTIS HARMED THEIR DIGNITY?
WHAT DID HE DO?
TEACH THEM CRITICAL RACE THEORY?
CONFUSE THEM ABOUT THEIR GENDER?
AND, OF COURSE, THE LIBERAL
LAWYERS SAY ONE OF THE BIGGEST
CRIMES IS THAT NO ONE IN
MARTHA’S VINEYARD KNEW THE
MIGRANTS WERE COMING.
QUOTE: IMMIGRANTS ARE
TRANSPORTED TO A DISTANT
COMMUNITY PURPOSEFULLY WITHOUT
ADVANCED NOTICE.
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DIDN’T GET
ADVANCED NOTICE THE MIGRANTS
WERE COMING?
TEXAS.
DID THE COYOTES CALL AHEAD AND
TELL TEXAS THEY’RE O. THEY ARE
DROPPING OFF 50 VENEZUELANS BY
THE RIO GRAND?
BE READY WITH FOOD AND SHELTER?
>> AND WHEN BIDEN SECRETLY FLIES
INTO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IN
THE DARK OF NIGHT?
HE DOESN’T CALL AHEAD.
HE DOESN’T TELL ANYBODY.
WHY AREN’T THE LAWYERS SUING THE
PRESIDENT?
TEXAS AND FLORIDA ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE WHERE THE SCIENCE DENIERS
ARE.
SHOULDN’T THEY THANK DESANTIS
FOR SENDING THE MIGRANTS
SOMEWHERE CIVILIZED?
DESANTIS GAVE THEM HOTEL ROOMS,
FLIGHTS, FOOD, GIFT CARDS,
FAMILIAR THREATS ON WHERE TO
FIND HELP IN THE VINEYARD.
THEY WERE LOST, HUNGRY AND
ALONE, HOT, SWEATY AND HOMELESS,
SLEEPING UNDER TENTS UNDER A
BRIDGE.