How many new episodes did you catch this month on Nick?
You know the rules. First question.
Question one.
What restaurant does SpongeBob visit in his big birthday blowout episode?
Lunchtime!
A: The Krusty Krab?
SpongeBob, we got a wrong order!
B: The Trusty Slab?
I'll have the, uh...
Sir, could you please order something?
Or C: The Chum Bucket?
Okay Karen, which one's better?
The Trusty Slab?
Sounds familiar.
Question two. What happens to the Loud family, during their trip on the lake?
Nothing like that fresh lake air. The gentle sound of the waves.
A: Their boat sinks?
B: They get sucked into a whirlpool?
[all screaming]
Or C: Sharks crash their yacht party?
[laughing]
Use your pacifier to-- Ahh! Whirlpool!
[all screaming]
Question three. What was the name of the high-priced ham featured in Henry Danger?
Does it always sound like that?
Is it A: Venetian ham?
B: Black Forest ham?
Or C: Truffle ham?
Venetian ham is the world's most absurdly expensive pork product.
Often referred to as the Ferrari of hams.
Question four.
Which of Patrick Star's alter egos announced the final physical challenge?
We have a special guest here to help me explain the challenges
Please welcome the voice of Patrick Star, Bill Fagerbakke.
Yes! Bill, how you doing man?
Was it A: Patrick Man?
I have found my calling.
I am Patrick Man!
B: Smart Patrick?
What do you think about this problem?
You simply change the literal term to a coefficient
and the minuend will achieve the desired quotient.
Or C: Patricia?
Could you do it as Smart Patrick?
Indubitably, Liza.
Question five.
How did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles defeat Giant Mech?
Did they, A: Throw a pizza party?
Pizza week was saved, by me.
Who are you talking to?
B: Use a cheat code?
Spend your purple points now!
Or C: Get advice from Master Splinter?
Do not worry. Some day you will be great ninjas with a little practice.
Cheat code, baby!
Let's finish this.
[screaming]
On to question six.
On a map, the shape of Italy's mainland peninsula
most closely resembles which of these?
A: A beach ball? B: A Brick?
C: A boot?
I've actually seen this from space.
Oh man!
I know the answer to this one.
I am gonna lock in my answer, C: Boot.
- Lock it in. - C: Boot.
Locking it in.
Class, do you think it's a boot?
- Yeah! - Yes!
- I think you're right! - For $500.
[all cheering]
Question seven.
What is the last item Beyonce asks the audience if they need?
A: A living legend?
B: A gold phone?
Ding dong.
Or C: A diamond back scratcher?
Come on down to Bed, Bath and Beyonce.
I woke up to these savings.
Or a living legend?
Question eight. What animal jumped out of the fountain in the park?
Was it A: A penguin?
B: A shark?
Or C: A dolphin?
[dolphin chirping]
Question nine.
Who was the clumsy chipmunk during their last concert?
Was it A: Simon?
B: Jeanette?
Or C: Alvin?
[rock music playing]
[yelling]
Wow, that went great, huh?
Question 10. What gift does SpongeBob receive on his birthday?
Oh, thank you everybody.
You've made this the best birthday I ever had.
Was it A: Patchy The Pirate?
[laughing]
B: A Krabby Patty?
Yes, I admit it, SpongeBob!
I love Krabby Patties!
Or C: The gift of gum?
It's supposed to be a surprise!
Surprise!
From your biggest fan.
Hm? I have a fan?
Surprise! Ha-ha!
It's Patchy The Pirate!
Happy birthday SpongeBob.
Question 11.
Which obstacle did Team Smartypants fail to complete?
Was it A: The tank?
B: Pick It?
Or C: Blue Plate Special?
There you go, you got it. Look under the lettuce!
Where is it? No!
Come on down guys, come on down. Come on down.
Question 12.
What happened to Lynn Loud Senior's recipe cookbook?
I'm sorry what's that?
We think someone stole your recipes.
A: Leni tried to return it to the library?
B: Lincoln sold it?
- I should call the FBI! - Go ahead.
You're the one who's going to the clink.
Or C: A thief stole it?
Freeze, recipe thief!
Oh! Heavens to baked Alaska!
I'd like to return these, please.
Leni! Stop!
Those aren't library books!
And finally, lucky question 13.
What flavor was Captain Man's shaved ice?
Caitlyn's my dog!
I stole it from that kid, fair and square!
If I come back and--
Was it A: Cherry?
B: Watermelon?
Or C: Apple?
Finally, what took you so long?
He made us stop and get shaved ice.
- I like the watermelon. - He likes the watermelon.
So how well did you know your Nick premieres?
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