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- "What is Google's top results for...?" Okay.
- What is Google's top result for?
People google the weirdest stuff.
Let's be real.
They google stuff, the stuff you don't want to ask other people.
- I know when you start to look at Google and it gives you all the results
and you're like, what the hell do people search?
Is this along those lines?
- Isn't this the game where what's the top
looked up for thing on Google?
- (FBE) This is Google Autocomplete, an online game where you're given
the beginning of a Google search and you have to guess
what the top result is based off of Google's autocomplete feature.
- Who comes up with stuff like this?
- (FBE) We're going to have you play a few rounds
and see how many points you can get.
- I'm excited because I did watch the Google Feud episode
and I thought it sounded really fun.
- I'd call myself a memer, but then I know
there's those dank memers out there
that just take things to a whole another level,
so I don't know if I'm going to be able to keep up with that.
- What is Google's top result for... "is an."
"Is ancestry real?"
What? That doesn't make sense.
"Is anybody out there?"
"Is Angelina Jolie getting married?"
"Is Annie96 real?"
"Is Angelina Jolie sick?"
So the internet's worried about Angelina Jolie.
I feel like I've heard this before, but I'm not--
yeah, I'll go with it.
Oh. - (FBE) That means you got it wrong.
- Wrong, okay.
Oh, I feel like I heard a lot of Annie96.
Um, I'm going to go with "Is anybody out"-- oh god!
I really don't think it's this one.
I'm going to go with "married."
Okay, that should have been my first guess, honestly.
- What is Google's top results for "Where the hell"?
"Where the hell am I?"
"Where the hell are you?"
"Where the hell is Bill?"
"Where the hell is Matt?"
And "Where the hell my phone?"
I'm going to go with "are you" because that's a funny type of thing,
and then you never know what people are going to say back.
You know? So let's see.
Fine.
Okay, so I'm go "am I" because that's my second choice.
Awesome.
Okay, got the two lowest ones.
Eenie, meenie, miny, mo.
Awesome! Yeah.
How is "Matt" the number one thing?
That's so weird and, you know, I would never think that.
- "What is Google's top results for pics of Donald trump,
pics of dogs"-- pics of dogs again--
"pics of emojis, pics of girls."
I would think they'd be dogs.
Nope. Nope. (gasping)
I'm disappointed.
I'm going to go pick some girls.
Yep, why am I surprised?
- "Is Big Little Lies on Netflix?"
No, it's on HBO. (giggling)
"Is Big Lots open?"
"Is Big Bear open?"
"Is bigly a word?"
"Is Big 5 open?"
I'm going to just say Big Bear because I like Big Bear.
It's probably not it though. Yeah.
(giggling) "Is bigly a word?"
You know, I'm just going to click it and see if that's it.
Oh my god! (laughing)
Why? Why?
It's "bigly." It's large.
- "What is Google's top result for I accidentally ate..."
Okay, "moldy cheese, raw chicken, meat, a maggot, mold."
That's kind of gross.
I knew a girl that once ate a maggot on accident.
It was really gross!
I'm going to go with mold.
Yeah!
I've googled that before (giggling)
because I accidentally ate moldy bread and I freaked out.
- "Can I marry my cousin?"
No, that's weird.
"Can I marry myself in California?"
I'd want to marry myself too.
I'm not even going to read the rest.
I'm going to pick this one.
No, okay, never mind. Just kidding.
"Can I marry my first cousin?"
"Can I marry myself?"
"Can I marry Google?"
Since this is Google,
I'm just going to go with "Can I marry Google?"
No, okay, cool.
That's like free homework answers for life if you were to marry them.
I'm going to try to just pick "Can I marry myself?"
Yes! Good, good, good.
This was a good answer compared to other ones
that were on there, so I'm just glad that that one was it.
- "Is it possible to fly?"
"Is it possible to overdose on weed?"
- "Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Is it possible to multitask?"
- "Is it possible to shrink?"
"Is it possible to grow taller?"
I asked this myself in seventh grade,
when I wanted to play basketball in the NBA.
- I'm going to pick "Is it possible to learn this power?"
Okay.
"Is it possible to fly?"
- A lot of people are short.
That's a lot of people.
(gasping) Oh!
(laughing)
- People do have a weird thing with being--
guys have to be over six foot, so maybe people
are trying to see if they can get taller.
- What is Google's top result for "can we"--
"Can we have a conversation?"
"Can we have infinite energy?"
"Can we have sex?"
"Can we have a baby?"
I feel that's weird to google.
I mean, "Can we have sex" is also weird to google,
but I feel like more people would google that
than "Can we have a baby?"
I got it.
I don't know why I know the search results for that.
- "Erection when dead."
"Erection when I poop."
"Erection when cuddling."
"Erection when sleepy."
"Erection when angry."
Please don't be right.
Okay, cool, cool.
Okay, "Erection when I poop."
(chuckling) What?
No, okay, cool. Never mind.
"Erection when cuddling."
Uh, that's kind of common sense. No.
"Erection when sleepy."
Uh, erection when sleepy?
You do you, people, I guess.
Just look up whatever helps you.
- What is Google's top result for "how to secre"...
"How to secretly track an iPhone."
"How to Secret Santa."
- "How to secretly record someone."
"How to secretly track an iPhone."
Ooh, I feel like that's a parent!
I feel like that's something parents would google.
"How to secretly track an iPhone."
I'm going to say that one's first.
Nope.
- Snapchat first.
Dang it.
Okay, that's out.
Going with "track an iPhone."
Dang it.
- "Secretly record someone"?
People don't know how to Secret Santa?
Why is that the top result?
- It's not hard.
You just go out, you buy what they want,
and then you give it to them.
And then you're like, "Hi, uh, I'm your Secret Santa.
Here you go." (bells jingling)
Boom! Not hard.
- "Where can I find p..."
"Where can I find pure garcinia?"
- "Where can I find prostitutes?"
"Where can I find Puma slippers?"
- "Where can I find Pokemon cards?"
I'm just going to go with this one because it's funny.
Damn it.
- People are super weird nowadays,
so I'm just go with "where can I find prostitutes."
Nope, okay, cool.
Never mind. Just kidding.
- Pokemon cards.
I don't think that's really a thing anymore, right?
- "Where can I find Puma slippers?"
I feel like I've seen a lot of weird girls wear these.
Let's go with Puma slippers.
No, okay, cool.
- I'll go with Pokemon cards.
Hell yeah!
- "Where can I find Pokemon cards?"
If this is it, dude, I'm going to lose my faith.
I lost my faith in humanity.
Why are you searching-- they're everywhere!
Go to Walmart, go to Target, go to Swap Meet, go anywhere.
You could literally find them anywhere.
- "Is mono a virus?"
"Is Monday a legal holiday?"
"Is Monster vegan?"
"Is Monday a holiday?"
"Is Mongolia a country?"
I have a gut feeling about this one, and Monday being legal.
Dang it.
The Monster vegan one is so stupid, so I have to go for it.
Dang it.
Going with holiday.
Yeah!
- "What is Google's top result for... are there laws against fake news,
laws on the moon, against hate speech, against breast feeding in public,
in space."
Okay, I don't feel like "in space" is going to be number one.
Um, I feel like "fake news" could be one, and "breast feeding in public."
- I feel like people wouldn't know if there were laws
against breast feeding in public because I don't know that,
so I feel like that's something I'd google.
No.
- "On the moon"?
"Against hate speech"?
No, it's "in space"?
- "In space"?
Yes, the outer space treaty.
- I guess they're kind of wondering, "Hey, if I commit a crime in space,
does it count?"
Like, what-- what crime are you going to commit in space?
Please explain.
- What is Google's top result for...
"Are feet allowed in"-- what-- "(scrupulously) in volleyball?"
That was searched twice.
No! Have you ever seen someone kick in volleyball?
"Are feet bigger than meters?"
"Are feet shoes?"
(giggling softly) Oh my god.
Are feet shoes?!
Are feet FOR shoes, like... (sighing) it's just-- it's dumb
and I'm going to pick it because it's so dumb.
All right, "are feet shoes?"
How did I [bleep] know? How did I know?
It's not even a sentence.
And it's a question, but no question mark,
but it's a dumb question because, clearly, feet aren't shoes.
Google's amazing.
It's so great for research, but there's just so many dumb questions.
- I liked this game.
It was interesting to get into the mind of the people.
- I think I did pretty good.
After a while, you can figure out a trend
that the questions that are the worst are usually the answers.
- This just makes me question my hope for humanity.
Like, this is so bad, dude.
"Erection when I poop." Really, people?
- I'm sitting here, "Like what the hell?"
But at the same time, I have those questions where I'm like
maybe I should google this real quick, just to verify that I'm not stupid.
So I can't judge too much, but I am judging.
I am judging a little bit.
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- Bye, guys, I'm going to go step up my googling game.
- (exhaustively) Woo! That ghost's so scary.
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