♪ Yeah, better than a champ ♪
♪ What, better than a champ ♪
♪ What, Chad ♪
♪ What, you're a Chad ♪
♪ What, you're a Chadpion ♪
♪ What ♪
- Yo, what is up, Chadpions?
It's top 10, soon to be top-five streamer content creator
Chad Ryan, sporting my Komodo hoodie, of course.
Buy your own, link is in the description.
We got hoodies, we got tees, we got hats,
we got bags, we got thongs.
Psych. We don't sell thongs, or maybe we do.
And maybe your boys wearing one right now.
Only way to find out, www.komodo.com.
Katie2006, hey, girl.
Hey, girl. How are you doing?
I love you too, girl.
And you know what? You are more than welcome to come over.
Take a tour of the Chad Pad sometime.
2006, what is that like the year you graduated or something?
That's your birthday.
Ugh. Nope, nevermind.
Okay, so welcome, y'all.
Welcome today, 500 of consecutive content from your boy,
and we have something very special planned for y'all.
We are streaming a trip down haunted murder lane, bitches.
That is right.
We are at the William Burrows murder cabin.
This is the very same cabin where 15 years ago,
wilderness man William Burrows got a freaking ax
and murdered a whole bunch of people,
and then homeboy just disappeared like a savage.
They say all that they ever found
were one of his creepy masks, huh?
And why are we here?
Why are we here, you might ask, Chadpions?
Because spicy Steve bet me
that I didn't have the balls, right?
The cajones, the juevitos, the lanchichos to spend one night
in the Murder Cabin, but oh boy,
are we about to prove him wrong right now.
Like a dwarf at a urinal,
I'm gonna have to stay on my toes.
Oh, we gotta get, we gotta get 200,000 people in the chat.
Definitely. Oh, oh yeah.
Oh, yeah, definitely worth the three-hour hike up here.
Yo, yo, are you kidding me?
Y'all see this? Y'all see this?
Is this like 15-year-old murder blood?
Or is it ketchup?
Okay, it could still be,
like, murder blood mixed in with ketchup.
We don't know the details. Balcony!
Hell yeah, balcony. Oh, look at the view.
We are high up.
Yes we are.
Ooh, ooh, right in the nosebleeds.
All right.
225, okay, Chadpions, we gotta keep sharing the stream.
This is the night El Chado finally breaks one million views.
I can feel it.
Okay, your boys going back in.
Okay, all right, all in all, not too shabby of a place.
Do y'all see that?
Hold on. What is that?
Can you see that at all? What is it?
Oh my God.
Oh my God, y'all. That's a body.
Oh my god, that's really a freaking body.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
this just got so freaking real.
This just got so freaking real.
Oh, I promise, I promise I did not stage this.
Oh my God.
Oh, I have never been this close.
I have never been this close to a dead body before.
Oh, this is, like, the realest thing
that's ever happened to me.
Oh, man.
Oh gosh.
It's like, it's, like, two days old or something.
Course this would happen.
Oh, Liv4Music, is it a Chadpion?
Is it?
We can make it a Chadpion.
Okay, okay, guys, if we get this stream to 700,000 views,
I will put a Chadpion hat on this dead body,
and we will make it a Chadpion,
but after that, guys, the sleepover bet has to be off.
I'm sorry, I gotta go tell the police
that the Murder Cabin is, like,
super fricking murdery again, okay?
700,000. I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it, but then I'm out, guys.
I'm really doing this. I'm really doing this.
Oh, how old do you think that thing is?
How can you tell?
Is it the smell?
Oh my God.
Okay, I'm really doing this. I'm really doing this.
Yo yo, yo, yo, ew, ew!
Better than a champ, better than a champ,
better than a champ, better than a champion.
Holy shit!
Tell your friends, tell your momma, tell your daddy,
tell your school teachers, Chad Ryan,
he just won the internet and we broke a million!
Yes! Yes!
Oh my gosh, thank you so much, Chadpions!
Oh, thank you, dead body.
Oh my gosh, one million views!
(Chad chuckling)
And some of you ain't happy about it.
Yo, yo, what gives?
Whoa, hey, hey, everybody deals with tragedy
in their own ways, guys.
I do it with comedy. Y'all know that.
I share my life with you every day.
You want me to start cutting it off when shit gets real?
No, no, obviously murder is not a joke.
That's not what I was saying.
Okay.
You guys are right, it was a mistake, okay?
It was a mistake.
I shouldn't have put the Komodo pad on it.
How about this?
We'll go back in there, we'll take the hat off of it,
and we'll go call the police, yeah?
Also, 50% of all merch sales from this evening
will go to the dead person hotline from that Logic song.
And it's gone.
Yo, can...
Can the 1.5 million viewers in the stream right now
please confirm that we saw a dead body here a minute ago.
The hat's still there.
Somebody's pranking me.
Okay, okay.
That's a good one.
Spicy Steve, is that you?
All right, okay, well I'm gonna need two hands for this
so I'm gonna put y'all down.
Don't go nowhere.
Okay, I'm gonna need some mad hops for this one.
Let's do it.
(Chad jumping)
Yes! Okay, I'm counting that three times.
Third time's a charm for that.
(Chad breathing heavily)
Probably gonna wash this before I put it on again.
Who's that guy? Look behind you.
Okay, everybody's got jokes tonight, huh?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, not funny, dude.
Okay, yes, I get it.
Very funny prank, Spicy Steve is paying you, whatever.
You look ridiculous, man, so just back off, okay?
Everyone can see you right now, dog.
There are, there's 2.5 million people
in a stream right now watching you do this, okay?
That's a lot of witnesses,
so just back off or you're going to jail, bitch, okay?
Yo, it's not funny, man. It's messed up!
It's messed up! Shit!
(door lock clattering)
Damn it.
(pounding on door)
Okay.
No!
No, no, no! Why are you locked?
Why are you locked? Please, God.
(Chad breathing heavily)
(phone dialing)
- [Dispatcher] 911, what's your emergency?
- Hello, yes, I was making a, a stream for my Chadpions,
I put a kimono pad on a dead body
and now this guy with an ax is trying to kill me.
- [Dispatcher] Okay, calm down. What's your name?
- My name is Chad Ryan.
- [Dispatcher] Chad Ryan, the vlogger?
- Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
- [Dispatcher] I have emergency calls coming on
another line, don't prank 911.
- No, no, no, no, please wait.
Please, please, please, please, please, please!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
(pounding on door)
Oh, God, help!
(Chad panting and grunting)
Someone call 911! Someone call 911!
(Chad breathing heavily)
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
(heavy footsteps)
(floor creaking)
(masked man breathing heavily)
(heavy footsteps)
(door rattling)
(door slamming)
(phone ringing and vibrating)
(heavy thud)
(footsteps)
(masked man breathing heavily)
(door slamming)
Fuckers.
(Chad breathing heavily)
Okay, okay,
three million of you just witnessed
me escaping an ax murderer
and you didn't do shit to help me out, man.
Fuck that door.
I'm gonna try to shimmy down the balcony, I guess.
(Chad breathing heavily)
Fuck you, murder cabin.
Oh god, house looks-
(ax hitting Chad)
Oh God!
(Chad groaning)
(Chad hitting the ground)
(crickets chirping)
(Chad groaning and coughing)
Help me. Please, please, please, please.
(Chad sobbing)
(flashlight clicking)
Hail, Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
(flashlight clicking)
(Chad sobbing)
I love you, mom.
(flashlight clicking)
(Chad sobbing)
Please, please, please, please, please.
(ax hitting Chad)
(crickets chirping)
(footsteps)
(crickets chirping)
- What is up, Spice Squad?
The journey to Devil's Manor is finally here.
We have got Chad Ryan. Batter up, bitches.
We got Spennifer.
- You can find all the products that we use today
up in my bio, so go and click that link.
- And they're all coming along with me
for a little road trip to hell.
(Steve screaming)
(group laughing)
I actually couldn't see.
- Oh, good.
- I love that for me. That's awesome.
(intense music)
- This guy formed a cult, did dark rituals,
satanic shit, brought them back to this house,
and then butchered them with an ax.
We're going so far up Satan's ass,
he's gonna need an enema to get us out.
Let's rack up some views.
(laughter)
What the hell?
- What part of the Devil's Manor do y'all wanna see next?
(laughter)
- Dude, that's a body.
Get the 400,000 views, Spicy hat goes on the dead body.
Dude, that wasn't real, right?
Eat shit and die.
- We need to call the cops.
- You think this is funny?
(phone chiming)
- Who is it? - Come in!
- What do you mean come in?
- This was supposed to be funny and stupid.
- Yeah, we we're out.
- Fuck.
- Fuck you, Devil's Manor.
Zero stars, would not rec-
(intense music)
(explosions)
It doesn't matter if they hate you or if they love you,
as long as they're watching.
(intense music)
(laughter)
Hashtag deadass.
(crickets chirping)