- Here we go, baby, this is gonna be weird.
This is my first Super Bowl
where I don't even care who wins.
What is Joe Burrow wearing?
Jurassic Park's coming out this summer?
I'm going to see it!
Man looks like a zebra from "Zootopia".
Man looks like a handsome Beetlejuice.
This man looks like a piano.
This man look like a barcode.
They got The Rock here?
This man looks like static television.
Man, forget the Super Bowl.
Have The Rock wrestle Roger Goodell right now.
I would good money to see Roger Goodell
get the People's Elbow.
No, he needs to get Rock Bottomed.
Shoot, I don't even care who wins,
I just want a good game.
Rams got the ball and did nothing with it to start.
Sounds familiar.
Joe Shiesty, let's get it.
Oh, they went for it?
Dang. Turn over on downs.
Disney, stop playing.
Drop "Moon Knight" expeditiously.
OBJ scored?
I know Baker Mayfield is mad.
Why are the Bengals playing scared, man?
Let Joe throw it.
How did Ja'Marr Chase catch that?
They must've heard my tweets.
Jordan Peele got a new movie coming out?
"Nope?" Okay!
I'm already afraid.
Stafford is on one today, that's his second TD.
And they missed the extra point.
I can relate to that too.
The holder just messed it up.
How you mess that up, holder?
You have one job!
Oh, running back pass.
Joe Mixon has thrown more touchdowns
than Joe Burrow right now.
QB controversy?
How is it almost halftime?
Like, this game is flying.
It's 'cause there're no penalties.
So, this is what a game with no penalties looks like.
All I'm saying is that was better than the "Philly Special."
That's all I'm saying.
Wait, is OBJ okay?
Looks like he tweaked his knee.
Bruh, that's a non-contact injury.
Dang.
Uh-oh.
Matt Stafford threw an interception.
Bad Matt Stafford coming out to play?
I said, "If he throws a couple interceptions,
they're gonna lose."
Who is this random dude celebrating on the field?
Vernon Hargreaves, what are you doing?
Not a bad game.
This is not a bad game at all.
Okay, let's see what we got this halftime show.
Okay, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre.
Na, na, na, na, na.
Okay!
Is that 50?
50!
He look like a full dollar right now, okay!
Am I old?
This is what it's like when you get old!
You know all the songs!
Bro, I'm old now.
Is this how my parents have felt?
Okay, Mary J. Blige, okay!
Let's go, Kendrick!
Let go, Kendrick!
Ah!
Come on, Em! Come on, Em!
Bro, this might be the first halftime I know all the songs.
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk
like they got somethin' to say.
Know that I'm ready,
vomit already,
mom's spaghetti!
Okay!
Is that "Still D.R.E.?"
Ah!
Let's go! (claps)
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Man, where's Ice Cube?
Where is Ice Cube?
It's over already?
Bruh, come on now.
You know we're gonna get Coldplay the next five seasons.
That was the best halftime show.
Maybe besides Michael Jackson.
It's top three.
It's like Michael Jackson, Prince, and this one.
Oh and Beyonce too.
Man, ain't nobody watching the Olympics after this,
I'm going to sleep.
First play after half, it's a bomb to Tee Higgins?
Jalen Ramsey fell down!
(screams) Jalen Ramsey is throwing right now.
Oh, he grabbed Jalen Ramsey's face mask,
they missed that.
Chido got an interception!
I already said, "We should've never got rid of Chido."
Hey I said, "The game will go as Matt Stafford goes."
That's two interceptions.
Uh-oh!
Bengals settled for a field goal?
Cooper Kupp can catch, he cannot throw.
I don't know what he was doing on that reverse.
Wait, Stafford got sacked?
Oh, he's limping?
Bro, injuries suck, man!
Now Joe Burrow is down.
Dang, man! Injuries suck!
Who's the Bengals backup QB?
Oh, it's Bruce Allen. Okay.
Joe Burrow back out there.
Okay, Joe Shiesty.
That's heart right there.
Tyler Boyd, you gotta catch that, man.
That was a game-winning drop potentially.
He heard footsteps?
I don't think the Rams got the first down.
They going for it on fourth?
Cooper Kupp, jet sweep, first down.
Imagine if they didn't miss that extra point.
I can relate.
Cooper Kupp is going off!
Thy Kupp overfloweth.
Another first down.
Van Jefferson was wide open!
You gotta float that in, Stafford.
What, they called holding on the Bengals?
Bruh.
First in goal, two minute warning.
Two fouls on the play,
offsetting penalties,
repeat?
A flag on this play too?
Pass interference on Eli Apple.
Man, they cooking Eli Apple on Twitter.
They cookin' this man.
Cooper Kupp caught the fade.
That's a touchdown!
I would be mad if I was a Bengals fan.
Your time to shine, Joe.
Hey, good start, Ja'Marr Chase.
Joe Burrow, this is where legends are made!
Fourth down on one, they gotta have this.
The game's over!
How's it already fourth down?
Wow, that's it.
Dang, that sucks for the Bengals.
They probably never getting back here.
I know Baker Mayfield is sick.
Honestlty, Aaron Donald deserves this.
Aw, wait, Van Jefferson's wife had to leave early
to have a baby?
What'd they name the baby?
Cooper Kupp should've won MVP.
I mean, I wanted Aaron Donald to win.
One year after leaving the Lions,
this man wins a Super Bowl.
That's crazy.
Well, if there's anything I learned this season,
Dan Marino should've left the Dolphins!
Did you see Taylor Rapp proposed?
Imagine if she said "no."
Man, honestly, the Bengals got robbed.
How you gonna let them play all game
and then fourth quarter, call that?
Honestly, it feels like what would've happened
to the Cowboys.
Honestly, I'm glad this season's over.
Next year's right around the corner.
And next year is our year, baby!
Let's go! Let's go! (Scooter clapping)
We back!
I'm a grown man.
This man look like a barcode.
Look like a zebra from...
What, gimme, what's the Disney movie?
- [Cameraman] With a zebra in it?
- With any animal?
- [Cameraman] I don't know.
All of 'em.
(Scooter laughs)
Literally all Disney movies got some talking animals.
- That man look like the zebra from "Lion King."