Hello there. Welcome to Galaxy brains with Patrick Dougherty
and Denny Carter. We had never seen our intro until about five
minutes ago, Danny, and
I had not been told that we are getting footage from the James
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Danny this is Galaxy brains, we're going to take a look.
And by the way, thank you for joining our
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the Galaxy brains to introduce you. The concept Danny and
I were just gonna take a look at some of the interesting news
from the past week or so, a lot of interesting news and
training camp so far. Denny
beginning in New England
where speaking this show is called Galaxy brains. Yeah,
I would say having Matt Patricia and Joe judge. Yeah,
coordinate. Your offense is a real deal
Galaxy brain situation.
It was widely first guest. We are like doesn't seem like it's
going to Work and it's not working whatsoever.
The Athletics, Chad graph, as Point reported that, the point
of concern is nearing for the Patriots offense. After two
struggled badly throughout training camp and ESPN's Mike,
Reiss reports, the number of quote-unquote, no chance plays
and lack of consistency, has been notable
Denny. How can we have seen this coming?
You couldn't have because
Joe judge coached, one of
the most potent.
Most productive offenses in recent NFL history,
Just last year when they
I'm checking my notes quickly. Yes. Yes.
They ran a quarterback sneak from their own 5-yard line.
And now he is in charge of
the quarterbacks
including the very young
franchise potential, franchise quarterback, Mark Jones,
it's it was baffling,
but we accepted it because it's Bill Belichick and we say well,
who are we?
To question. How can we question Bill Belichick, right?
He has to know something. We don't right. Joe judge, special
teams coach, who
honestly just look like
a cosplay. Bill Belichick for a long time. You know, sleeves
rolled up,
you know, real real hardcore kind of guy and then Matt
Patricia
a defensive specialist for his entire NFL, life,
who was an offensive assistants assistant last year, like he
was like sharpening pencils I think for it's a big job in New
England. I was Josh McDaniels and, and now he's in charge.
Apparently, he's like at the top of the offensive
coordinator food chain, whatever it is. It's a debacle.
And yeah, the no chance plays. Like if you read the
the reporting on this, they're talking about like
they can't even run the play. Like they take the snap,
it all falls apart, and Mac Jones has to spike the ball.
Didn't you joke? That neither man Patricia
nor Joe judge have any experience of explosive? Isis,
but Matt Patricia oversaw, the most explosive offense and
the history of the NFL and that was any offense. That was facing
his Detroit Lions defense. So
they make knows a thing or two about explosive offenses.
Right? He should actually think that he should say. What did
I do to coach the most horrific defense possible in Detroit?
And and what, how the team's exploit that and then and then
maybe he can reverse-engineer herself
a decent offense in New England. Galaxy brain at Denny.
What is our next topic as you take a swig of a
IPA?
No, it's a Celtic. Give me a break.
Yeah. So I happen to be listening to the athletic
football podcast today, and it's a good podcast and I not
as good as a good football show friend of the show, Robert
Mays. Hopefully,
yes, yes, Robert Mays very good
and they had on Zach Jackson.
Who was reporting from Browns training camp and amid, talk of
DeShaun, Watson and Jacoby per set.
He said, you know, I'm sorry Cooper is going to see 12 to 13
targets a game. I don't know how accurate that is really,
but seems high.
It's a that is a lot, seems record-setting
adjust those ranks but he just mentioned this
sort of as an aside and it caught my attention.
It was this, he said, David and Juku quote hasn't caught
anything, all camp
and never catches anything.
I and and then and then they kept going on about, you know,
they moved on to the next topic. So it's unclear if you
know, that's an exaggeration exactly what context that sin,
but those are the words that the Browns beat reporter said
and it really made me concerned about his usage and what, you
know what we think. Oh, hey, You know he signed a big
contract, he's back, he's the he's a good pass. Catcher
a fishing guy
that's not good.
That's not good frankly but it also just comes out of nowhere
because as we know the first five years of David and Joker's
career, it's like one catch after another
never drops the ball, David and Joker. You're scoring too many
touchdowns. Please stop scoring so many touchdowns stop
catching so many passes and yeah I mean it is
the injector stuff. All offseason. I wonder like, am
I missing something? Is this like the same David and Joker? Why
are they franchising him? Why are they giving him
a four-year? 56 million dollar contract and
turns out maybe we weren't missing something and he still
not good. Hey, I mean, I mean he actually said knock it, he
hasn't caught anything all Camp. They can't spend two
weeks or installing
weeks, I mean and and then he mentioned, oh, Harrison Bryant.
Who is the tight end to supposedly? He's looking good
and I said that's very promising. Oh boy, you were
hoping on the Dave and joke is long-awaited. Sixth year,
titan-1. Break out. Your
And he's only 22 years old, which I meant for season.
That's your, he's actually 20. He's always a little younger
than you think Jenny. I don't know, Dan Campbell
has virality to him. Not Vitality virality. He likes to
go viral. He had a very intriguing quote,
over the weekend, where he said, referring to his team.
We are freaking starving. He actually said, freaking, by
the way. He didn't say the worst one. The very Dan Campbell.
I feel like the, like the word freaking. We are freaking
starving.
We are starving.
So the highwomen.
Hyenas better get out of the way
and any ice have a question for if you were a hyena,
would you get out of the way of a Detroit Lion
or what you simply easily, kill them and eat them.
What would you do?
I'm so confused by this quote. And and
and yes, I mean if I were a hyena, I would get
12 of my closest friends and I would go ahead and
end the lion.
I don't know if he's if Dan Campbell has spent time
watching documentaries about how that works but
Aren't the hyenas hungry.
I mean, I mean aren't I am very hungry? That is the thing is
I think he's saying like if you're like a carcass laying on
the road or the Savannah, like the hyenas like you had your
time, you had your moment get on out.
The lions are good. DJ shark is eating what remains of this car?
Not you.
It doesn't really make any sense. A lot of mixed
metaphors. Great get the hyenas.
You, I think you are that you're starving like the hyenas
of the ones that are starving. The hyenas are our bottom Um,
feeders right there. Just looking for like anything to
chew on and and so I I think I think
the Lions players should should be the hyenas in this in this
situation in the snare. But Dan Campbell, I think it's so
excited that
these things don't really want through his brain. There's no
filter. Certainly no Dan Campbell will be a star of Hard
Knocks. By the way, can I also share a quick thought on Hard
Knocks? Rest would say. My favorite Trope is like when
it's like
there's a sixth-round rookie
like where I'm going
Stop in today and like this is how I'm going to live and like
Greater Detroit this year and that's like the whole 55 minute
episode. I think this the format needs a little
kick, ya pants. Yeah. I
not not not a huge hard. Next guy, myself. Danny, what is our
next topic?
We have.
Can he pick it? Can you pick it? You have to find him. He
had to find him because he's down on the depth chart any. So
it's hard to find his name. It's not easy at
all right? You may, you may have heard of Kenny picket from
such recent events as the 2022, NFL Draft, when he was
drafted by the Steelers
as potentially The Heir Apparent to Ben Roethlisberger
so far. It's not good seeing that he is Kenny. Pickett is
the number three quarterback
on the Pittsburgh depth chart behind
Some combination
of Mitchell, true Biscay and Mason
Rudolph who had been, you know,
left for roster dead as of three months ago and now is
taking first, team reps. I'll give my Rudolph right
for bisque. He's been terrible.
Rudolph is Rudolph
and still the rookie Pickett.
Can't, you know, can't get in there. Can't establish himself
as any, any sort of viable threat, and I just want to,
I want to credit the Steelers for following the process. The
draft process
I've just expending massive draft capital
on the hometown, boy. That's what you do. You know, if
the hometown kid is available,
even if he has a weird thumb,
even if it's a disjointed double-jointed thumb, he can't
he can't grip a football, apparently,
he's gonna be playing in freezing. Cold weather for half
the season, it doesn't then. None of that matters. He played
in Pittsburgh, you get them, that's what they did. A credit
to the Steelers, Denis you joke, but how do you think
the 1942 Akron canneries
Are the 1949 Council Bluffs, Rivers, won the title. You
think it was by ignoring the local talent?
Yeah. So I think it's actually is yeah the Kenny picket thing.
One team identified, one quarterback worthy of
a first-round pick this year. Maybe a bit of a red flag that
he fell to number 20 and yeah
the Steelers so far are getting what they paid for. Yeah I just
I maybe. Can he pick it? Can you pick? It is the Ultimate
Gamer. You know,
he had that fake slide last year that was cool.
That would I like Circle? They immediately changed their any
time. They can play in the immediately. Change the rule
book. Denny we're actually out of time for Galaxy brains when
I was and the show by asking you one question
Justin Tucker for year 24 million dollar extension. Now
the highest-paid kicker
in NFL history, why are kickers making more money than School
teachers and firefighters these days. What is this? Country
come to? It's awful. And honestly it's a matter for
Congress to address
since know that we're looking into it by, but we know it's
very hard for this kind of bipartisan legislation. On both
sides that you just can't. I mean
can't be making more than auto mechanics. These, the kicker
me, come on, kick the ball. I could literally do this, but
Joe manchin kicks, the ball every session, that's right.
It's really anyone can do it. Anyone can do this show
except I can't because their brains aren't demented, like
Danny. And I thank you so much for joining us for Galaxy
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