♪ Eat that dance up, eat that dance up ♪
- Do the school cafeteria.
(audience cheering)
♪ Eat that dance up, eat that dance up ♪
♪ eat that dance up ♪
- Do the playground
♪ Eat that dance up, eat that dance up ♪
♪ eat that dance up, eat that dance up ♪
♪ eat that dance up ♪
- Do the prom night.
♪ Eat that dance up, eat that dance up ♪
♪ Eat that dance up ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ Eat that dance up, eat that dance up ♪
- Your topic is outside games.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish ♪
♪ how many pieces do you wish ♪
♪ How much do I wish, I'm chewing it up ♪
♪ I'm jumping this rope, I play double dutch ♪
♪ Eeny meeny miney mo ♪
♪ My mama told me to pick a tiger hoe ♪
♪ Father told, well I'm eating these pop rocks ♪
♪ Stepping on squares like I'm playing hopscotch ♪
♪ You playing hopscotch, got chalk in the streets ♪
♪ Imma go hide while you come and seek ♪
♪ I go seek, that's legit ♪
♪ But I'm 'bout to find you, tag you're it ♪
- I'm not it, I'm not it, (Audience laughing)
hold on I ain't it, I ain't never it.
I ain't never it, I don't do that.
- The topic is school subjects
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, please don't you laugh ♪
♪ My father sold drugs so I'm good at math ♪
♪ You good at math, so what lil buddy ♪
♪ I'm skipping class, especially social studies ♪
♪ Especially social studies, that packed a punch ♪
♪ I'm skipping class and going to lunch ♪
♪ Talking 'bout lunch, boy you is scrambling ♪
♪ I'm in the bathroom, (beep) I'm gambling ♪
♪ You are gambling, boy Spanish ♪
♪ I love Latinos so I'm going to Spanish ♪
♪ Unos, dos, tres, apato, ♪
♪ oh cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve. ♪
(Audience cheering)
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
- Let's go, your topic is playground.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Never did nap time, I never ever lay down ♪
♪ I was too up time to go to the playground ♪
♪ Talking 'bout the playground, that ain't hard ♪
♪ Your girl be swinging on my monkey bars ♪
♪ That ain't true she was down to ride ♪
♪ Your girl let me hop on her slide ♪
♪ Talking 'bout slide, hold up trick ♪
♪ Hold up cool, I hit on the swings ♪
♪ Hold up, uh, who are you ♪
♪ You better stop before I put a booger on you ♪
♪ Booger on me, hold up swell ♪
♪ You know what, I'm finna go tell ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
- Classes that should be mandatory
before getting a diploma.
- In order for you to graduate,
you have to take a class in common sense.
- What about the what is Godfrey?
- He went to community college, he's stupid.
- What is - What is how to use a blinker
'cause this bitch keeps cutting me off
and now I'm late for mother (beep) work.
(audience cheering)
- What is how to build your credit?
- Yes Mimi, come on.
- What is wash your ass.
(audience laughing)
Ashton Kutcher and them.
(audience continues laughing)
- What is,
putting on a condom?
(Nick and audience laughing)
- Yerp - [Audience] Yerp.
- What is how to pay half your bills with half your check,
still make it to the club to buy some bottles,
and have your lights still come on at the end of the day.
(audience cheering)
- Hood dudes go to school for this.
- What is, DC what you go to school for again?
- (beep) it, I'll tell you.
- I tell you exactly what I went to school for.
What is, aye boy I got that weed on me big dog.
What is aye boy, come on, let's get down.
What y'all (beep) finna do? What's happening?
What y'all (beep) finna do?
What is, boy you know I ain't finna stay in school.
boy you know what going on.
(audience cheering and laughing)
- What is, whatever they want to,
because hood dudes can be whatever they wanna be.
(audience cheering)
- That's right.
- Middle school pick up lines.
- Get some respect around here.
What is I got an extra milk for you.
(audience laughing)
What is, yo you see my man over there?
He wanna holler at you.
(audience laughing)
- What is, 'sup ugly.
(audience laughing)
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom, aye what we doing in the classroom ♪
♪ Yo, we getting fly in the classroom ♪
♪ Aye, that's no lie in the classroom ♪
♪ We know I'm that guy in the classroom ♪
♪ I ain't trying to be spy in the classroom ♪
♪ Man I get fried in the classroom ♪
♪ My bars hot as apple pie in the classroom ♪
♪ You know, I'm ready to ride in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm looking for a ride or die classroom ♪
♪ I'm trying to let go to DeVry in the classroom ♪
♪ All truth, no lie in the classroom ♪
♪ Boy my close friends live in the classroom ♪
♪ Guess what? I don't like Sci-fi in the classroom ♪
♪ Justina very dry in the classroom ♪
♪ And I am bi in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm about to cry in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm trying to get high in the classroom ♪
♪ You wanna fight? Don't even try in the classroom ♪
♪ Man, I'm rolling up the lye in the classroom ♪
♪ I like my tea chai in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm looking for a bride in the classroom ♪
♪ Try me you will die in the classroom ♪
♪ Ah kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Who said die
♪ Ah kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aye what we doing in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm acting kind of shy in the classroom ♪
♪ Man, I got scared to die in the classroom ♪
♪ Ah kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- [Nick] He just said that.
♪ Aye what we doing in the classroom ♪
♪ You know I'm trying to elevate in the classroom ♪
♪ And you know I never hate in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm trying to just skate in the classroom ♪
♪ Kick him out the gate in the classroom ♪
♪ Take me on a date ♪
♪ What's my license plate in the classroom ♪
♪ Trying to make that (beep) separate ♪
♪ Ah kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aye, what we doing in the classroom? ♪
♪ I'm trying not to laugh in the classroom ♪
- I'm gonna get my (beep) separated.
(audience laughing)
♪ Ah kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aye, what we doing in the classroom ♪
♪ Yo, I'm counting money in the classroom ♪
♪ Damn, I'm a honey in the classroom ♪
♪ Could somebody help me, I'm a dummy in the classroom ♪
♪ Hey Hitman, you ain't that funny in the classroom ♪
♪ Yo, who trying to get a tummy in the classroom ♪
♪ And my nose kind of runny in the classroom ♪
♪ I could make it look sunny in the classroom ♪
- I hate this school
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Ah kick 'em out the classroom ♪
(bell ringing)
♪ Aye, what we doing in the classroom ♪
- Yo was a hell of a classroom game.
DJ D-Wrek
- The new school got more students kicked out
so the old school wins. (audience cheering)
Make some noise for the old school y'all.
- [Nick] Finally.
- Your scene is in a classroom.
- Welcome back to sex education. Nick Cannon?
Absent again, okay.
(audience laughing)
(Charlie Clips beatboxing)
In the classroom
Hey, what we doing in a classroom
(audience cheering)
I'm just saying though bruh, yo, what you talking 'bout?
(Chico and DC bickering)
- Break it up just,
break it up, break it up.
- [Chico] You ain't gonna swing.
(DC grunting)
(audience laughing)
- I will not anyone off with my podcast.
I will not piss anyone off with my podcast.
- Your scene is on a playground.
- You hit me first. - No you hit me first.
- [Chico and Conceited] You hit me first.
♪ In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪
♪ On the playground is where I spent ♪
- No, no, no, no, - I don't know what's going on
- 'cause if I have to come up here again 'bout my son.
- Your scene is a preschool classroom.
- Welcome to Nick Cannon's daycare
where we only take care of Nick Cannon's kids.
(audience cheering)
- Hello dad? Yeah. Daycare let out about three hours ago.
Are you still coming?
(keys jingling) - Just checking on the class,
(MiMi mimicking walkie talkie)
10-4 headed to the lunch room, y'all have a good day.
(audience applauding)
- I know they got snacks in one of these bags.
(audience laughing)
- Your scene is the school cafeteria.
- Hey, what we doing in the lunch room?
- That's the Cafeteria, you look stupid.
(cast and audience laughing)
- I am home.
- Your topic is taking a test.
(hip hop music playing)
♪ Now you wild out ♪
(audience laughing)
(audience cheers)
- Your topic is recess. ♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ I'm playing kickball ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ I said tag, you it tag you it ♪
♪ tag you hit now you wild out ♪
♪ I'm on the monkey bars ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ I'm playing hide and go seek ♪
♪ Hide and go seek ♪
♪ hide and go seek, now you wild out ♪
♪ I kissed a girl ♪
♪ I kissed a girl, now you wild out ♪
♪ I'm in time out ♪
(Emmanuel stammering) I- I don't got no more.
- Get your ass back there.
- So first thing first,
this movie was directed by Nick Cannon
and it was starring me.
My objective was get into some panties.
It had Kevin Hart, it had Kat Williams.
Kat's scene went viral.
I swear it killed him.
I was a cool man, ain't know what I was a doing.
If you go to a prom, that's considered a?
- School dance.
- Girl you good,
girl you good.
- Urban classic.
(Cast members singing 'Here Comes the Bride' melody)
♪ Here it go ♪
- How you doing sweetheart?
I just want you to know that I appreciate you a lot.
You know, you always leave the cereal down for me
so I can reach it.
When we leaving you strap me in my car seat
for safety purposes.
And when you out on business,
you leave your friends there to breastfeed me too.
So would you make me the happiest boy on this planet
and go to the school dance with me?
♪ Aye, put your drinks up, then hide 'em ♪
♪ Put your drinks up, then hide 'em ♪
♪ Why the man gotta hate ♪
♪ Ain't nothing wrong with a little taste ♪
♪ I said, why the man gotta hate ♪
♪ Ain't nothing wrong with a little taste ♪
♪ So what we gonna do ♪
♪ Drink, drink, shhh, the man coming ♪
♪ I'm the man ♪
♪ Drink, drink, shhh, the man coming ♪
♪ Now you know I just like wine coolers ♪
♪ That alcohol I need something smoother ♪
♪ I'm sipping on some sizzurp, sizzurp ♪
♪ I'm shaped like a lizard ♪
♪ I got a bottle for you and you ♪
♪ We about to turn up like it's 1922 ♪
♪ The man coming ♪
♪ Ain't nothing wrong with a little taste ♪
♪ Yes there is ♪
♪ I said why the man gotta hate ♪
♪ Ain't nothing wrong with a little taste ♪
♪ What we gonna do we ♪
♪ Drink, drink, shhh, the man coming ♪
(audience cheering)
- Yo Nick, what did her shape like a lizard
got to do with anything?
- Our song is about Juneteenth,
a celebration for African Americans, so
- Y'all could clap for that.
- Justina - I was very excited
to celebrate with y'all.
- [Chico And Hitman] Read the room, read the room.
- Imma sit this one out?
- Yeah, yeah. Wait back there.
- All right y'all turn up - Yeah, way back there.
- If you don't know what Juneteenth is,
in Texas there was black people who didn't know
that they were free for a whole year after slavery ended.
- Two years actually. - Two years?
- It's actually two years. - Two years.
So Juneteenth is a celebration
of when they finally found out they were free.
- DJ D-Wrek, you know what to do man let's do it.
(trap beat playing)
♪ Been free for a whole year we ain't even know it ♪
♪ Happy Juneteenth, old school and UGK ♪
♪ Happy Juneteenth, celebrate the holiday ♪
♪ Happy Juneteenth, old school and UGK ♪
♪ Happy Juneteenth, celebrate the holiday ♪
♪ Y'all been staying taxed since 1866 ♪
♪ Now we free so Bun B who we tipping with ♪
♪ They asked me where my papers, I ain't even show it ♪
♪ State said we was free, chains, I ain't know it ♪
♪ June 19 we was working off in the field ♪
♪ They came and said man you free ♪
♪ We was like man y'all for real ♪
♪ So we packed up them bags ♪
♪ And we left the plantation ♪
♪ But we ain't even get far man ♪
♪ 'cause Jim Crow was waiting ♪
♪ Been free for a whole year we ain't even know it ♪
- [Nick] That's my original team.
We gonna do it the right way,
we gonna do it the official way.
Y'all make some noise for a Wild N Out Goddess
Give it up for Akielia one time.
- Give it up for the new school
(audience cheers)
Give it up for the old school
(cheering continues)
- [Nick] Let 'em know who won
- Obvious, give it up for the old school.
(cheering continues)
- [Emmanuel] Big Mac talk to 'em.
- If y'all didn't know back in the 1850s
Harriet- they was trying to hold her back.
Slavery, ooh, no we ain't like that.
So guess what she did.
- [Emmanuel] She was a black woman too.
- Broke free - But forget all that,
this new school we gotta teach y'all through song.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
We gonna talk to y'all like this.
(Mellow rap beat playing)
♪ She put the team on her back, had to carry it ♪
♪ Bad lil thing, bad lil thing ♪
♪ The underground queen, call her Harriet ♪
♪ Got the whole gang, got the whole gang ♪
♪ Like free me, free me, free me ♪
♪ Now we off chain, off the chain ♪
♪ Free me, free me, free me ♪
♪ Now we off the chain, off the chain ♪
♪ Ms. Tubman she always kept it real ♪
♪ Now she got her face on the 20 dollar bill ♪
♪ Real bad queen, the moment of truth up stand ♪
♪ Put your fist up, led us to the promise land ♪
♪ I gotta educate, let the kids know ♪
♪ When we talking Harriet, we not talking 'bout Winslow ♪
♪ But we on the same team, lil mama ran the underground ♪
♪ And now she made green, yes sir ♪
♪ She put the team on her back, had to carry it ♪
♪ She a bad lil thing, bad lil thing ♪
♪ The underground queen call her Harriet ♪
♪ Got the whole gang, got the whole gang ♪
♪ Like free me, free me, free me ♪
♪ Now we off the chain, off the chain ♪
♪ Free me, free me, free me ♪
♪ We off the chain off the chain ♪
- I will never sing a slave chant in my life.
To anybody from the NAACP, any HBCUs,
or any black national group organiz- I have nothing to do
with these hip hop Negro spirituals at the-
(audience laughing)
- We got inflation.
'Cause you know prices from back in the day
ain't the same prices now.
That's pretty much what it is.
- Fat Joe said it. - So DJ D-Wrek,
give us a beat.
- Let's go old school.
Yesterday's price is not today's price.
♪ Yesterday's price is not today's price ♪
♪ 'Cause the price going up, the price going up ♪
♪ The price going up, the price going up ♪
♪ Yesterday's price is not today's price ♪
♪ 'Cause the price going up, the price going up ♪
♪ The price going up, the price going up ♪
♪ Yo, all that stingy stuff they need to let it go ♪
♪ We been here 300 episodes ♪
♪ She used to trap back with 10 follows ♪
♪ Now her gram real popping, she want more dollars ♪
♪ Gas truck cost too much to gas up ♪
♪ Though I'm not about to holler ♪
♪ One dollar menu cost two dollars ♪
♪ Yesterday's price is not today's price ♪
♪ The price going up, the price going up ♪
♪ The price going up ♪
♪ I say my hittas don't dance, ♪
♪ we just pull up our pants and put the cash away ♪
♪ And make stacks, and make stacks ♪
(audience cheering)
- We know we just made a classic on a classic episode
but we gotta bring a Wild N Out girl to the stage
to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Savannah one time.
- So let's hear it for the new school
(audience applauding)
♪ Free me, free me, free me ♪
- Don't give up Emmanuel
- That's my song JT
- All right all right,
now let's hear it for the old school.
(audience applauding)
All right. They both had great energy,
but I gotta give it to the old school.
(audience cheering)