HOW ARE YOU, KIERAN, ARE YOU GOOD?
ARE YOU WELL?
>> I'M HERE.
>> James: AND THAT IS A JOY AND A THRILL FOR ALL OF US.
NOW LAST TIME I SAW YOU THIS WAS NOT ON YOUR FACE, IS THIS A
COVID BEARD WE'RE GROWING.
>> NO, THIS ISN'T ON PURPOSE, THIS IS NOT A CUTE LITTLE I AM
GOING TO GROW OUT MY BEARD AND IT IS GOING TO BE FUN.
THIS IS I DON'T HAVE TIME.
I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO SHAVE FOR DAYS.
BEFORE I CAME ON YOUR SHOW WHICH IS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS, I OPENED UP A LAPTOP AND PRESSED A BUTTON, HERE I AM.
WHICH BY THE WAY NONE OF THIS IS REL.
IT IS LIKE I'M ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," NO, I'M NOT, I'M
SITTING IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER, THIS IS NO DIFFERENCE.
BUT I DON'T HAVE I I THINK HAVE I TIME TO SHAVE, SHE SAID YOU
LOOK SCRAG ELY WHICH I GUESS IS HER WAY OF SAYING YES, SHAVE.
>> James: I LIKE IT, I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
>> OH SHUT UP.
>> James: NO, I WON'T, THIS ISN'T ME BEING A LYING TALK SHOW
HOST.
THIS IS ME BEING REAL.
I AM AM IN FAVOR OF THE BEARD, GANG WA, DO WE THINK?
A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
ST A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
>> GROUP OF LIARS, GROUP OF A GIANT BUNCH OF [BLEEP] LIARS.
>> James: NO, I DISAGREE, THAT WOULD BE THE MOST THEY APPLAUDED
IN THREE AND A HALF WEEKS, IT TELLS YOU MORE ABOUT THE SHOW
THAN IT DOES THE BEARD.
NOW YOU ARE IN NEW YORK.
WHAT IS LIFE, YOU HAVE AN 11 MONTH OLD.
WHAT IS LIFE BJ LIKE HUNKERING DOWN WITH A BABY?
QUNS YOU KNOW, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS
STUFF BECAUSE WE ARE HEALTHY AND EVERYTHING IS GOOD AND ALL THAT.
BUT I STILL SPEND HALF MY DAY COMPLAINING.
HALF OF LIFE IS WOW, THIS IS AMAZING AND THE OTHER HALF IS
IT'S GOING TO MELT, IT MY BRAIN IS GOING TO FLY OUT OF MY
EARRINGS.
OUR BABY FOR THE FIRST COUPLE OF MONTHS OF THE LOCKDOWN JUST
WASN'T SLEEPING.
AND MY WIFE WASN'T SLEEPING.
AND I WAS GROWING THIS AND THIS AND IT WAS JUST INTENSE BUT WE
GOT THE BABY SLEEPING NOW.
I GOT, SO I RENTED THIS LITTLE APARTMENT DOWNSTAIRS WHERE I AM
RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE OUR APARTMENT IS THIS ONE BEDROOM 600 SQUARE
FOOT TINY APARTMENT WHICH IS BARELY SUITEDDABLE FOR A COPY
AND THEN THROW A BABY IN IT THAT IS SLEEPING.
SO I RENTED THIS LITTLE STUDIO DOWN HERE FOR A COUPLE OF
REASONS.
ONE OF US GETS SICK, WE WILL HAVE TO LIKE SELF-QUARANTINE.
>> James: VERY SMART.
>> AND WORK STUFF, THINGS LIKE THIS, WHICH IS GREAT.
AND THE OTHER WAS TO GET THIS FACE OUT OF MY WIFE'S FACE, SHE
WAS, A LOT MORE CURSING INVOLVED BUT TO GET THIS AWAY FROM HER.
>> I DO THINK THIS' IMPORTANT.
I THINK YOU HAVE MADE A VERY VERY WISE CHOICE THERE, YOU
KNOW.
>> YES.
>> AND HOW MUCH OF YOUR DAY WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE SPENDING
IN THE BASEMENT?
WELL, MY WIFE SORT OF TOOK IT OVER AND YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T SEE
IT HERE BUT I PUT SOME OF MY THINGS, MY NINTENDO 64.
AND CRAZY STUFF DOWN HERE.
SHE GOES NO, I'M GOING TO SLEEP DOWN THERE, SO SHE SLEEPS DOWN
HERE AT NIGHT AND I'M UP IN CASE THE BABY WAKES UP.
WHICH MY WIFE TAKES ON THE MAJORITY OF THE DUTY.
I'M A NIGHT WATCH.
>> James: LOOK AT THAT, I LOVE >> YESTERDAY, YESTERDAY WAS YOUR
BROTHER MACAULAY'S 40th BIRTHDAY, HOME ALONE WAS
TRENDING ALL OVER TWITTER.
AND THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY THE FIRST MOVIE THAT YOU WERE IN, WERE YOU
EIGHT YEARS OLD WHEN YOU MADE THAT FILM.
IT IS A BIG-- SEVEN.
>> YEAH, JUST BECAUSE THAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO CORRECT YOU,
7, NOT 8 YZ THIS JUST RUINED THE ENTIRE THING YOU WERE SEVEN
YEARS OLD, IF I'M RIGHT IN THINKING YOU WERE SEVEN YEARS
OLD WHEN YOU SHOT THAT FILM.
>> YEAH.
>> James: NOW HOME ALONE IS A MASSIVE FILM IN OUR HOUSE, ALL
YEAR AROUND REALLY.
CAN YOU AS A FAMILY EVER SIT AND ENJOY THAT MOVIE LIKE THE REST
OF US?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
LIKE EVERY CHRISTMAS THAT JUST ON.
YEAH, I THINK WE USED TO WATCH IT A BUNCH EVEN AS A KID.
IT HAS THAT SAME SORT OF NOSTALGIA.
JAY, TO ME I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT WAS ABOUT WHEN WE WERE
DOING IT SO ITS WITH A FRESH BAND NEW MOVIE, YOU KNOW THE
PART IN THE MOVIE WHERE THE QUID GETS HIS HEAD COUNTED
INCORRECTLY, I THOUGHT THE MOVIE WAS ABOUT THAT KID.
>> BUT OF COURSE ARE YOU 7T IS NOT LIKE ARE YOU READING IT
GOING JOHN, IN SCENE 63 I REALLY FEEL LYING-- YOU ARE JUST
TURNING UP AND DOING WHAT THEY SAY.
>> I STARTED SEEING BED WETTERLING BUT THEN IS THERE
A-- OWE BLOF THAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT THE KID WHO.
>> I HAD NO IDEA.
AND IT MADE SENSE WHEN I SAW IT I HAD NEVER SEEN IT IN THE
THEATERS AND WAS DYING LAUGHING.
AND I WAS LIKE OH THAT MAKES SENSE BECAUSE MAC WAS ON THE SET
ALL THE TIME.
>> James: YOU ONLY DID A FEW DAYS HE WAS IN IT A LOT GIVE TEN
WAS ABOUT THE OTHER KID.
>> IT IS FUNNY, MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY, HE SAID HE IS REALLY
PROUD THAT HE AGES PEOPLE.
SO WHEN HE TURNED 30 PEOPLE ARE LIKE O MY GOD I'M OLD.
NOW HE TELLS EVERYONE, I'M 40.
>> James: I WOULD SAY FOR ME IT IS THE BEST USE OF TWITTER
HAVE I EVER SEEN.
WHICH IS A LOW BAR, BUT ST THE BEST USE OF TWITTER TO JUST GO
HEY, WANT TO FEEL OLD, I'M 40.
IT REALLY DID, IT WAS A SENSATIONAL THING.
IT REALLY WAS.
NOW LOOK, WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR FIRST
EMMY NOM NATION, RICHLY DESERVED, I MEAN IT.
>> [BLEEP] YOU JAMES.
I MEAN JUST EAT IT, JUST-- .
>> James: I MEAN IT.
I MEAN IT.
I REALLY-- .
>> HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHOW?
>> James: YOU ARE SUCH-- YOU KNOW THAT THAT ISN'T TRUE,
BECAUSE I'M TBG TO SAY YOU ARE THE ONLY GUEST WE HAVE HAD ON
THE SHOW, BECAUSE I CAME AND SAT IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM AND I WAS
IN THERE FOR ABOUT 40 MIBS.
I REMEMBER THINKING KIERAN MUST FEEL LIKE HE IS AT A Q & A.
I WAS REALLY JUST ONLY ASKING YOU QUESTIONS ABOUT SUCCESSION.
>> I KNOW, AND I WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU THOSE CUES LIKE MAYBE
YOU SHOULD LEAVE NOW, I WOULD LIKE SOME TIME ALONE.
>> James: AND THEN I WOULD DO THE THING AH, SEE, THAT WAS JUST
LIKE ROMAN THE WAY YOU DID THAT.
BUT.
>> >> James: BUT YOU ARE UP DWENS
TWO OF YOUR COSTARS, WHAT IS THAT LIKE?
IS IT-- YOU DON'T STRIKE ME AS A COMPETITIVE GUY IN ANYWAY.
BUT WHEN THESE THINGS HAPPEN DO YOU EVER FIND THAT HAS IT GOT
COMPETITIVE WITH THEM AT ALL.
>> OF COURSE NOT IT IS MORE NOMINATIONS FOR THE TEAM
SUCCESSION.
BUT I DID AN INTERVIEW, WHICH IS FUN WHEN YOU GIVE PRINT
INTERVIEWS, WHEN YOU TROO I TO MAKE JOKES BUT THEY CAN JUST
PRINT IT TAKE OWRTD OUT THE WHOLE JOKE PART, I SORT OF HAVE
A FILTER, LIKE A LITTLE ONE BUT IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK IT WAS
LIKE ONE HAS A-- I GAVE THAT ANSWER.
I THOUGHT OF A JOKE, SAID DON'T DO IT, IT IS PRINT AND I WAS
LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT, [BLEEP].
YEAH, I GUESS IF-- WINS I WILL KICK HIM IN THE BALLS.
HA HA I REALIZED THAT I TALLLY CAN'T KICK HIM IN THE BALLS
BECAUSE HE IS IS TALL SO I HAD TO JUST PUNCH.
I THINK CAN I DO A STRAIGHT PUNCH.
AND THAT IS WHAT GETS PRINTED.
LIKE HE WILL PUNCH NICK IN THE BALLS IF HE WINS AN EMMY.
>> WHICH I WILL NOW, BECAUSE I SAID IT.
>> James: AND HOW DOES NICK FEEL ABOUT THIS.
DOES NICK KNOW IT'S A JOKE.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
WE DON'T REALLY TALK-- NO,.
>> James: WE DON'T REALLY TALK BECAUSE OF THE VIOLENCE BETWEEN
US.
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S-- IT IS A COMPETITION, I'M JUST TRYING TO
PETE HIM OUT.
>> James: SURE.
>> NOW DO YOU S ANY NONG OF WHAT HAPPENS IN THE NEXT SERIES, DOES
ANYBODY TELL SNU.
>> NO, AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW IT IS NOT, I FEEL LIKE IT'S NONE
OF MY BUSINESS.
>> James: WELL I CANNOT WAIT FOR IT.