Alright, so it is Noah's birthday.
It's currently almost 3am.
Noah has been showing us a good time.
And we've now come to Waffle House.
Which is apparently where you come after a night out, in the south.
Alrighty, come on in, get cozy.
Oh, there we go.
Hello, hello.
We finally made it to Waffle House at 3 in the morning.
Yes.
True southern delicacies.
We almost came here for breakfast.
But one of my friends from Atlanta told me, you need to come here after a drink or two.
Absolutely, we've had one or two, not too many.
We've been celebrating your birthday.
Absolutely, what a wonderful evening.
And this is the right way to do Waffle House?
100%.
And you can see the crew behind us, they're ready to rock and roll.
They're super excited about cooking big, bold, beautiful flavours.
That's all we can ask for.
Let's do it, what are we ordering?
Can we fire off a hash brown bowl.
We would like the cheese steak with bacon and sausage and sausage gravy.
We want a super bowl.
We'll do the All-star.
Can we do grits, raisin toast with butter please.
Pecan waffle please.
- On the second All-star... - Two All-stars?!
...Can we get chocolate chip, hash browns...
Let's do a triple order.
What is happening?
You're saying literally so many words that I don't understand.
I'm speaking code here.
Oh my gosh, we're going to hurt so bad.
I was supposed to leave at five in the morning.
What time is it?
It's about five.
You hear that sizzling?
Yeah, I hear it.
That means they're cooking it already.
Okay.
All right.
That's a beautiful sound.
Sizzle means flavour.
So this place is open 24 hours a day.
24 hours a day.
365 days a year.
Because the Waffle House has dedicated staff, they always are very prideful.
Like I said, it's a very southern company.
Ohhhh!
I've never seen a finer thing in my life.
I don't even know what the hell to do with this.
Can I have some hot sauce and a gurney please ma'am?
One gurney and a hot sauce please.
After our barbecue meal, I didn't think I was ever going to be hungry again.
I am now starving.
This is a giant mountain of food.
Look at this beautifulness.
What is this?
All right, so you have hash browns, eggs, steak, bacon, sausage, sausage gravy.
This is not a real thing.
We just said this and then they made it.
That's what I'm saying.
It's not a real item.
They don't do this.
They just assembled everything.
It's like the Avenger bowl of Waffle House.
This is so hot again.
You're just going all in.
Delicious.
All in.
Is it not too hot?
No.
Delicious.
That is beautiful.
Sweet baby Jesus.
So hang on.
Can you clarify for me?
That is the hash brown, right?
Yes.
The potatoes.
And it's crunchy.
Stringy bits.
Deliciousness.
God, I'm going to need help physically.
That has no right to be that good.
That is really good.
It's honestly really good.
I would tell you if it sucked.
I'd be like this is not as good as it should be.
This is absolutely delicious.
That's ridiculous.
I've literally eaten Waffle House since I've been a fetus.
And I've never seen a dish more big, bold and beautiful than this thing.
I mean this is hella fresh.
Well I've never had Waffle House before and this is very good.
So this is comfort food, right?
Oh God.
This is breakup food.
It's like, it's night shift food.
It's 3am on the night of your birthday.
Had a few drinks, you out of the party, you're going hard.
It's like you walk in, Jim is always there because,
Jim always works that night shift because that's the Saturday that you're always partying.
He's always working that one.
He knows your order.
Fantastic.
You sit down, you get your coffee.
Five bucks, six bucks for a plate of food.
Hang out for an hour and then leave.
It's not just drunk people food.
Like, done right, Waffle House is pretty fantastic.
We should stop.
Yeah, move it away.
Delicious.
That was unreal.
I mean, like I said, that's not a real dish.
We just made that on putting all the meat on it.
And then she just took it and just absolutely Michelangelo'd the Sistine Chapel of flavour.
That's exactly what that was.
I'm glad to have y'all.
Well we loved that.
Thank you.
Thank you for having us.
That food is absolutely, that's what I wanted.
We wanted to give it to you.
You're damn right you did.
Nice, fresh, hot.
Deliciousness.
All out the door.
Absolutely.
Wow.
Oh, look at this.
Look at these low fat sandwiches.
I'm going to hurt myself physically.
I'm going to.
Wait, what?
Okay, what is going on?
What is this?
I thought we just had a whole bowl of hash brown.
No, we have another, we have this and then we have the all-stars are coming.
Oh my gosh.
That's ridiculous.
Oh my goodness.
This is Americana.
This is a deliciousness, like pure deliciousness.
Let's do it Josh.
Light weight, not fatty.
So then you got this, which is just pure cheese steak.
So this is just steak and cheese?
Yes.
Okay.
Pickles.
Oh my gosh.
That sandwich was incredible, Noah.
That was incredible.
This is delicious.
Look at that.
Give me a bite, you've had a huge bite of that.
Oh wow. Look at Noah's hands.
Right.
Oh my gosh.
That is unbelievable.
Physically, I'm not going to be, I think I'm going to have gout tomorrow.
I've got a question, Noah.
Hit me with it.
Olives have gardens.
Shakes have shacks.
Pizzas have huts.
Waffles have houses.
Cheesecakes have factories.
Does any other food stuff have a residence?
Yeah, pita.
The Pita what?
Pit.
Pita Pit.
Pita Pit?
I didn't know that one.
That's not very good residence.
No, no.
Sounds like you've been thinking about this question for a long time.
I have.
That's all I got guys.
You put a lot into that.
You put so much in it.
Yeah.
It's actually amazing how much effort you put in it.
You kept going.
You just kept going.
I was like, wow, he's just still going.
I know where this is going, but when's he going to stop?
We're now coming up on the item that lives in this house.
The waffle.
Is this the syrup?
No, this.
I thought that was coffee.
No, that's pure diabetes.
That's all syrup.
That's pure sugar.
And that's maple syrup.
Oh, wow. That's so sticky.
It's not real, but it's good enough for us.
Tell me when to stop, okay?
Should I be pouring faster?
No, it's good.
That's good?
Oh, my gosh.
Wow.
Oh, my gosh.
What have you done Noah?
What have you done?
We're going to die.
We're definitely gonna die.
Wait, wait, what?
How many more dishes are there?
That's it.
Oh my gosh.
You're putting more syrup on the chocolate one as well.
Whoa.
Get in.
We're trying this one.
Waffles. O'clock. Let's do this.
This is gonna be...
It's dripping.
Yes, it's going everywhere.
It's a waffle house, chocolate waffle.
Pure diabetes.
Wow.
It's very sweet.
So much sugar.
So then you need to co-enact it with getting these cheesy eggs.
You need to get the cheesy eggs.
I want to try some of this maple.
What's this like?
The pecans literally make this.
It’s 'pe-caan'.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
It’s pecan.
Are you dipping that sausage in chocolate?
No, in the syrup.
Okay.
That takes me back to my childhood.
These are grits.
Sausage patty dipped in syrup?
Yeah, it takes me back to my childhood.
This is really good.
You get sweet and savoury.
I'm physically hurt.
Apple butter.
That doesn't look like butter.
That's jam.
Apple butter, try this.
That's not jam?
Enjoy this, your life is forever gonna change.
Wait, what's this bread?
Is that raisin bread?
This is apple butter.
Isn't that delicious?
Apple butter.
It's a very southern thing.
This is like a hot cross bun loaf.
It is!
It tastes like a hot cross bun.
Crossed with a cinnamon bun.
I actually think I prefer it without the apple jam.
I love apple butter.
What is that?
It’s like ten hashbrowns stacked on top of each other with cheese and loads of onions.
You ordered that.
You did!
This is literally like 9 orders.
This is cheesy scrambled.
Cheesy scrambled eggs.
Deliciousness.
Ohhhh...
MMMM!
Holy crap.
That's American like plastic American cheese.
Melted into scrambled eggs.
That's crazy good.
And you could do that at home!
I honestly feel a little bit disgusted with myself.
I shouldn't be enjoying this this much.
Here we have grits, let’s see if these are any good.
That looks horrible.
That looks like a bowl of vomit.
These are terrible, don't eat these.
Those are awful.
That's the first thing that you've said that you disagree with, today.
That's terrible, that's unnaceptable.
Don't eat that.
Whatever you do, don't eat that.
Don't even try it.
I think what I'm getting is that maybe we should try it.
What I'm picking up from you.
These scrambled eggs though.
I'm just moving straight onwards.
These scrambled eggs.
Crazy good.
What the hell?
Crazy, crazy good.
My head hurts so bad from the amount of fat and cholesterol that's being ingested right now.
Fat and sugar.
Everything we've eaten is just like, they just use a cheat key.
In cooking.
Just add extra fat, extra sugar.
It's like if you ever ask yourself while cooking, maybe I shouldn't.
And then answered that question with, nah, I will.
It's fine, it's fine.
That's like an entire approach to cuisine.
Yes, correct.
This place is next level.
I'm still stuck on Kevin.
Kevin was a legend.
I was absolutely vibing with Kevin.
I could tell.
I got a friend named Drew, I got a friend named Gene.
I had this circle of friends where every time we hear a song that has the words you and me,
Put somewhere together, We'll say Drew and Gene, right?
Knowing Drew, knowing Gene.
Exactly.
- Drew don't know how it feels to be Gene. - Oh, that's a good one.
Lovely to meet you, Kevin.
That was fun.
I couldn't breathe most of the time.
He was dying.
Genuinely dying.
You were kicking the back of my chair.
I couldn't breathe.
At the end of our Uber ride, Kevin actually subscribed to the channel.
So, Kevin, if you're watching, put a comment.
Kevin, that's the craziest s*** I've ever heard in my life.
Alright, well this has been Waffle House.
- It's been an absolute... - I hate y'all.
storm of Waffle House.
- What do you mean? - It's been carnage.
This was your idea!
Let's put that on the record.
Not my idea.
I was just saying, listen, if you're going to do this, I would be the man to go with,
Because it will be done right.
Fair enough.
Noah, it has been a real experience meeting you today.
I feel like we've bonded.
It's been special.
This has been Waffle House.
That is the greasiest high five I think I've ever had in my entire life.
The amount of animal bioproduct.
Look at this.
There's nothing you can do about it, can't hide from it.
I hope we get to see you again.
Maybe in London.
Of course you’re gonna see me, I'm not dying.
We do live on the opposite side of the world.
That doesn't mean anything to me.
You're literally six hours away from me.
I'm driving to Florida, which is eight and a half.
So technically you're closer than Florida.
Okay, that's right.
Wow.
Well then, I guess in a very literal sense...
We'll see you JOLLY soon.
Bye!
See you later guys!