- So, this is menstrual cup.
Can I have some wine out of a menstrual cup?
- I don't wanna be associated with this.
- Okay, that's alright, you can lean out the shot.
(laughs)
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- Today we are guessing the prices of women's products.
- We are two men, so we'll have to use not life experience,
but knowledge.
- Knowledge.
He's a straight man and has a girlfriend,
I'm a gay man, have no girl around me,
so you should know more 'cause you have a girlfriend.
- Being a man is a lot cheaper in a lot of ways,
there's no things that like guys have that
like only guys need,
maybe like beard wash or something, or beard oil.
- I don't know much about women's products,
so I think I'll, yeah, I'm gonna struggle, I think.
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- Shot glass?
(sipping)
- Huh.
- Oh, okay.
(laughs)
- Hmmm.
- What does it feel, I wanna touch one.
- I...
Don't know what that is.
- I have a feeling something with the nipple.
- Oh, there's a measuring...so it's something,
something you've gotta be exact about.
- I think it's supposed to show you how much blood you lose.
- Is this like something you pee in?
- How does it stay in place?
- I guess 'cause it's that rubbery material.
- Yeah, you pee, you do something...put liquid into,
from your body into this.
- But it's still freaky to think that stays lodged up there.
- [Producer] Do you want me to tell you what it is?
- Yeah.
That's so weird to think about someone is like walking
around with that inside their body.
- Like I'm wondering if it gets stuck up there,
and you can't get it out?
- Oh my god, so many scenarios.
- Oh god.
- That doesn't seem very comfortable, $5.00?
- I'm gonna go 10 bucks.
- 26 bucks.
- Maybe $30?
- Well my cape cup cost me like 30 or 40 bucks,
so I'm gonna go 40 as well.
- In a way, this is a cape cup.
- This is a cape cup of the vagina.
(laughs)
- $50.
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- Nice, nailed it!
(cheering)
- I would spend the extra ten bucks to get a good one,
you know, you stick it inside your body.
- It just looks so normal, but it's so expensive.
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(laughs)
- It looks like a telephone.
- This is a vibrator.
- Why is it two parts though?
- Maybe a stand or something or.
- It's on, my TV isn't picking up.
- This must be the charger.
- Way vibes play...
(laughs)
Beyonce.
- Are you sure it's a vibrator?
- Do you...
- Ohh, that seems pretty big to sit on though,
maybe I'm not, maybe I'm out of touch.
- How do I.. .
(cheers)
- It's a kinder surprise a vagina toy.
- Ohh, it is a remote control one.
(laughs)
- Don't put that near me.
(vibrations)
- What do you this part is for?
- That's really, really fast.
- I'm gonna do it behind your ear.
(laughs)
- Maybe this is for the clit.
- Ohh, I don't, I don't know.
- It's just really, not very strong.
(gasps)
(seductive music)
(laughs)
- Do you need a moment?
(laughs)
- This is like a random mode.
(vibrations)
- Oh, now it's like--
(impersonating vibrations)
- This is hardcore mode.
- Oh this one--
(impersonating vibrations)
It's like you're going over like a train track.
(impersonating vibrations)
Oh give me some of that, give me some of that.
Ohh, ohh yes.
- Alright, let's stop playing.
- I think its $100.
- 150.
- 200 bucks.
- $220.
- $250.
- $450
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- Ohh, we're both close.
- Right in the middle.
- I was a little bit closer.
- But on sale, it would be like 250.
- Cost a lot to be a woman.
- This better give you the best orgasm of your life.
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- I don't know what this is.
(laughs)
Wiggle, wiggle, oh wait I don't know what this is.
- It looks like what I imagine a placenta to look like.
- Oh my god.
- You know what, I don't know what that is.
- It's so squishy.
- Yeah, it looks like a boob thing.
- Yeah, it's not an eye patch.
(laughs)
- I think that this goes over your nipples.
- I'm just gonna put one on.
- Can you stack these together if you've got bigger nipples?
- This is overkill.
- They're too hairy.
- I can use this for maybe four or five nipples worth.
You wanna see, look at that.
Someone else can use this after me.
- A pair of nipple covers...
About four bucks.
- 12.80.
- $10.
- $10 for a pair.
- $7 for six.
- $20.
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- What the hell, $20 for this--
(honk)
- For just these two?
- You got it right, well almost.
- Bloody expensive still.
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- Pills?
- Yeah.
- Could be the pill?
- Oh, there's a red section, yes, one week of the month.
- That is news to me.
- Same.
- Exactly how it all works.
- So I don't think you can only just buy it off,
buy it off the counter without a prescription.
- Hmmm.
- This comes in four things, and it's for four months,
and half of them are sugar--
- Bullshit.
- And sugar at a shop is like $2 a kilo.
- Well how many days is that, like 90 days.
- It's 120.
- 120.
- Four months--
- Oh yeah, four months, yeah.
- 40 bucks?
- Maybe $45?
- 80 bucks?
- I'm doing 100 bucks.
- $120.
- Ohh, you just kinda copied me though, $130.
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- I vote if you're in a relationship,
you're splitting this if not, let him pay.
- Mhm.
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- Tampons.
- Tampons .
- Oh colorful.
- Can we take them out of the box?
- Yeah, try them out.
- So colorful.
- The thing I like about tampons is they look like bullets.
- Well they look fun.
(humming loudly)
- Do you just, do you just shove it up there?
- How long does one tampon last?
- A day, right?
(gasps)
- Four a day?
- I totally thought these lasted like one day per tampon,
you put in and you just take it out at the end of the day.
- Yeah, that's crazy.
- Where's all the time!
- I'm gonna go 3.50.
- Hmmm maybe like $6.00?
- $18.
- 18 bucks.
- Whoa!
- $20.
- $30.
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- Oh that's pretty good!
- Yeah that's good.
- But you could go through a whole pack in a day,
and that's like a coffee you know.
- This is like the hidden cost of being a woman.
- There are like different costs I'm sure you can do it
like cheaper but then some things obviously won't work
for you or you prefer things.
- Some things that we saw today I was totally shocked about,
but other things I actually didn't think the price
was as bad as I was expecting.
- Like even though it doesn't seem like a massive cost,
it's just something that they have to get that guys don't.
- Being is that it just cost more to be a woman
than it does to be a man.
- Is it fair, no, will we change it, yes.
- That's more optimistic than I was gonna be.
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