Hello, astro seekers, it's
that time of the month, again.
I'm Thomas Leblanc.
And I'm Tranna Wintour.
Welcome back to a new episode
of Lucky Stars.
We are your astro pop odyssey,
guiding you through the zodiac by
roasting the biggest celebrities
born under each sun sign.
It's Scorpio season!
It's so exciting because I'm
a Scorpion moon and Scorpio rising.
And I do identify as a
Scorpio.
I'm a Scorpio Rising and Scorpio
Moon too, I feel it.
I am ready for the depth of emotion
and all the darkness, let's go
there. It is not a coincidence
that Scorpio season
is also Halloween season.
Scorpio is the sign that
everyone is terrified of.
"Twist the bone, and bend them
back...."
But we're going to demystify that
for you all today, Scorpios are not
as scary as you think.
Scorpio season covers the period
of time between October 23rd
and November 21st.
Scorpio is the eighth song of the
zodiac. It means it's aligned
with the 8th house, the House
of depth and sexuality
and other people's money.
But also the deepest
secrets are really in the 8th
house.
The ruling planet of Scorpio
used to be Mars, but today
it's considered to be Pluto,
the planet of transformation,
of deep emotions.
It's a water sign, so we are in
for really intense revelations
this Scorpio season.
Before we get to the
terrifying and fabulous
Scorpio celebrities.
Let's take a deeper look at the main
Scorpio traits.
Now, one of the biggest, most
important traits and the one most
closely associated with Scorpio
is sexuality.
Scorpios are the horniest
sign in the zodiac.
"Hi, I need something that will make a
guy cum in his pants as soon as he
sees me."
"Got it!"
Scorpios are thinking about sex,
trying to get sex 24/7.
They also are kinky, which
is fantastic.
They are open to experimenting.
Scorpios just want to experience
every dimension of sexuality
possible, although obviously not
all Scorpios.
And if you're talking to a Scorpio
or anyone, don't forget, of course,
that consent is paramount.
We often think that the most
emotional signs of the zodiac would
be Pisces or Cancer, but
Scorpios are really deep, they're
empaths.
It's really hard to lie to a
Scorpio, but
Scorpios really also hate small
talk. So conversation with a Scorpio
is only worthwhile if you fully
reveal yourself.
And as someone with a Scorpio
moon, and a Scorpio rising,
I fully relate to this.
I suck at small talk.
I feel you on that so much.
I cannot handle small
talk. I want to go in deep with
everyone or I don't want anything
at all, and I think that's very true
to Scorpios nature.
It's very all or nothing.
And Scorpios are also very
self-protective, of course,
Scorpio is represented
by the Scorpion, there's that
stinger.
And while Scorpios are capable
of great empathy and sensitivity,
as Thomas just mentioned, people
also f***ing cut you.
If you cross them, then they will do
it in the sneakiest
way in a way that you won't even see
coming until it's too late
and you can't get away.
One very important trait of Scorpios
is they are obsessed.
They're obsessed with obsessions.
They will not let go, they will
not surrender.
If they're obsessed about a person,
a story, someone who
had them on the road, they will not
let go.
And I think it can serve them,
but it can also signal their
downfall.
Another thing that can also sort
of present itself as the downfall
of Scorpio is their power
hungriness.
Scorpios are very controlling.
They want to be the ones
calling the shots.
Scorpios have this,
again, obsessive need
to control—not just
situations—but also information.
I think one of the traits that I
relate to the most with Scorpio,
is controlling who knows what
about you. Like, there are certain
people that I'll tell certain things
to. I'll tell certain things to
other people, but I want
to be the one controlling what
people know how people are
perceiving a situation.
I think that's the other thing, too.
Scorpios want to control how you see
them. So Scorpios
are really masterminding and
controlling all aspects of
their lives.
The time has come
to dove into our Scorpio
celebrities and you
will be treated, my friends.
First off, Tranna, a triple
Scorpio.
Yes. Our first celebrity,
as you said, is a triple Scorpio—sun
sign, rising sign, moon sign
all Scorpio.
It's Bjork, born
November 21st.
Bjork, of course, is one
of the most legendary, incredible
visionary musicians and also
a visual artist.
Her music videos and even just the
album packaging that she puts
together is out of this world.
And I always want to love Bjork
more than I do.
Like I do love her and appreciate
her body of work, but
if I have to listen to her
screeching voice for more than 15
minutes, I will lose
my mind.
Bjork is terrifying.
"In our hands.". I always say that there are only two
people who truly scare me,
it's Bjork and Naomi Campbell.
One of the reasons that I'm so
terrified of Bjork is this incident
that she had at an airport in the
early 90s.
She arrived in Bangkok and
was greeted by a reporter, and then
Bjork punched her in the face
out of nowhere.
"Welcome to Bangkok." True
Scorpio style.
Of course, it turns out that that
reporter had been, like, harassing
and stalking Bjork, so it is
understandable.
But nonetheless, I am
terrified of the Bjork sneak
attack. I mean, you could also kind
of look at her Oscar appearance
in the swan dress as a sneak attack
as well.
No one saw that coming.
It's remained one of the most iconic
Oscar looks.
And again, that's really Bjork
controlling the way that you see
her. Bjork is controlling the
situation.
And I think also the most Scorpionic
thing about Bjork is just this
unbelievable depth of emotion.
You know, her music is so depressing
and sad, and she just covers
all emotional terrains.
"Where's that love you promised me? Where is it?".
It's really especially showcased in
her film "Dancer in the Dark",
which is the most f*****
up, disturbing movie I've ever seen
in my life.
I remember I bought the DVD,
not ever having seen it.
I watched it. I was traumatized
and I threw the DVD in the garbage
because I felt like having that
movie in my home was
an omen.
Bjork is an omen.
Beware!
"Why did you kill him?".
"He asked me to.".
Our next Scorpio icon is
RuPaul born November
17?
Yes, the fracking
icon is a Scorpio,
and that's not a surprise because
fracking happens underground
and Scorpio is literally the
underground sign.
RuPaul built a whole empire on
transformation.
Scorpio is the sign of
transformation, of course, being
ruled by Pluto.
And it was all there in the
legendary 1993 Arsenio
Hall interview, she talks about
being born naked and the rest is
drag, and there is one clip
of her that I feel encompasses
everything that RuPaul is about.
"When you become the image of your
own imagination.
It's the most powerful thing you
could ever do."
To me, that quote is peak
8th house.
It's that tapping into the potential
of transformation to become who you
meant to be.
And I think that's what RuPaul has
shown us over the
last 30 something years.
And especially, of course, on
RuPaul's Drag Race.
Of course, we don't want to piss off
RuPaul.
We know that if RuPaul gets angry
at you, it's the end of your drag
career, as we've seen on RuPaul's
Drag Race UK season two,
where one queen showed up wearing
the wrong brand.
"I don't want to see any f******
H&M."
Finally, we all know that RuPaul
loves a catchphrase,
but did you know that she has
catchphrases to avoid
small talk?
Yes, she revealed that on Graham
Norton and Scorpios hate
small talk, like as a Scorpio moon
and a Scorpio rising, I said it, I
hate small talk, but the idea
of having a catchphrase to avoid
small talk is truly
genius.
"I don't see how that's any of your
business.".
Our next Scorpio celebrity
is someone very near
and dear to my heart.
She is my namesake.
It's Anna Winter, born
November 3rd.
Anna has been the editor and chief
of Vogue magazine since 1988,
when she basically stole
the job from Grace Mirabella
in this like publishing
fashion world coup that
is still legendary to this
day. Speaking to that power hungry
side of Scorpio, Anna is not
just the editor in chief of Vogue
magazine. Now I need to read this
to get it right.
She is also the Global Chief
Content Officer for Condé Nast,
Artistic Director of Condé
Nast and the Global Editorial
Director of all the international
Vogues.
I mean, it is safe to say that
Anna is the most important,
powerful woman in fashion,
although that's starting to be
shaken up. You know, Andre Leon
Talley, her right hand man for many
years, has spoken out against
her. People have come forward with
their stories about how she hasn't
been the best ambassador
for diversity and representation
at Vogue, and that is all
extremely fair and accurate,
Anna
is a f****** b****.
She gets things done, she is not
politically correct.
But I will say in her defense,
one thing that I do appreciate about
Anna and I don't know, maybe it's
not rooted in any good heartedness,
but Anna is willing to change,
is willing to transform which, as
Thomas said, is a major
component of Scorpio.
And I do think on a personal
level, Anna is not as
scary as people think.
Her two weaknesses are, of course,
her children.
She is a mom
through and through.
She will fight to the death for her
children.
You see that softness a little bit
in the September issue.
I think the thing that I love about
Anna is the way that she
controls the way people see her.
I mean, she always has her bob.
She has her glasses.
She has this called
iciness that is so intimidating,
and I love that.
I love that people are scared
of her. I wish people were scared of
me in the same way so I can
protect my little triple water
heart.
I also love that Anna is so
decisive.
Anna knows what she wants, and even
if she gets it wrong, at least
she's made a commitment and a
decision, whereas I can never decide
anything.
So as much as Annette is
that "Devil Wears Prada" scary,
monstrous, evil b****.
"I actually did confirm lastnight."
"Tales of your incompetence do not
interest me.".
I think she's also someone to
kind of look up to, in a way,
within boundaries,
you know what I mean?
Honestly, I just love watching
footage of Anna sitting at
the fashion show.
She always gets there early, she's
usually the first one there, and she
just sits there with her arms
crossed looking bored and everyone's
coming up to her, everyone's looking
at her. Everyone wants a moment with
her and she is just like, 'Get away
from me.'
Scorpio is a sign of legendary
lesbians.
k.d. lang, the Canadian singer is
a Scorpio.
"Constant craving." Jodie Foster is a Scorpio.
Maybe you can decide for yourself
whether or not I'm qualified enough
to do that."
Fran Lebowitz, born October
27th, is a Scorpio.
"People feel I have the personality
of a homosexual, which I guess I
do."
And to wrap this all up
the song "I Kissed a Girl", the
most annoying, queer baiting lesbian
song of all time by Katy Perry.
Katy Perry is a Scorpio.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it."
Next up is one of my
biggest heroes, it's Whoopi
Goldberg, born November
13.
Whoopi is not a legendary
lesbian, she just dresses
that way, okay people, leave her
alone. She's not a lesbian.
She is not a lesbian, but she is
absolutely a queer icon.
I mean, she gave us Sister Act.
"Give me away.".
And Sister Act Two: Back in the
Habit.
"Joyful, joyful, Lord we adore..."
What more could you ever want from
a queer icon?
One of the things that I love most
about Whoopi is how fiercely
independent she is.
When she was asked by the New York
Times if she would ever consider
getting married again, she was flat
out just 'I do not want somebody
else in my house.'
Very Scorpio, very
relatable.
Of course, Whoopi is killing
it every single day as
a co-host on The View, she's been
there for over 10 years.
Her most notorious feuds on
the show were with Meghan McCain.
Now, this really speaks to that
controlling side of Scorpio.
Whoopi is the moderator
of The View, so she's the one in
charge of getting everyone to
commercial break.
She's the one in charge of keeping
things together.
But with Meghan, it was very
difficult and what we constantly
had to put Meghan back in her place,
as you can see in this clip.
"Cut me off.". "But now we're going to break, so
we'll be right back.
I'm cutting you off because we have
to go, Meghan!".
So again, although Whoopi is
not a lesbian, she was
actually involved in one of
the most iconic would-be
lesbian love scenes in film
history.
Now it's from "Ghost", which you
might not think of as a great
lesbian love story.
But there is this scene in "Ghost",
where Whoopi, who is a medium,
basically being the communicator
between Patrick Swayze, the and
his wife, Demi Moore.
So there is a scene where Whoopi
is talking to Demi, Patrick
is there, they're communicating,
Demi finally believes that this is
all happening, and she wants to
have one last kiss with Patrick
Swayze.
So Patrick Swayze, enters Whoopi's
body.
"Use my body.".
"Use your body?".
"Just do it quick before I change my
mind.".
And Whoopi—as Patrick—makes
out with Demi Moore.
But because it was the 80s and the
producers were clearly homophobic,
they made Patrick, the actor,
take over that scene and he's
kissing Demi.
But the reality of that moment
is that it's Whoopi kissing Demi.
So if there is ever a "Ghost"
reboot, we need to have
the medium psychic doing the
actual kissin.
We were robbed of the Whoopi
and Demi kiss!
Well, that is a wrap on Scorpio
season.
Hopefully, you're a little bit less
scared because honestly, the
only reason you have to fear a
Scorpio is if you are not capable
of going deep and that's on
you, it is not on the Scorpio.
They're not the scary ones, you're
just basic.
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