- Have you gone through my phone? - Girl.
- (laughs) - If your mother and I ever divorced,
would you live with me? - Have you ever put anything
in your butt? - Wow! Really?! You wanna
bring that from the stupid-- oh my god.
- (React) Today, we will be doing a parents vs. teens lie detector test.
- Oh! - Oh my.
- Oh my god! (laughs) - (React) How much of an honest
relationship do you guys have with each other?
- I mean, it depends what questions you ask, of course.
- Yeah. - But...
- He said, "You about to learn today!"
- (React) You about to learn today for sure.
- Okay, yeah, these are good questions. - I don't like that.
She's serious. She don't lie.
- (React) This is the Jason Molina Show,
so you can now take over. - Ah-ha! Muahahahaha!
- I feel like he'll be able to tell if I'm lying
just because he's-- - (React) Do we even need to do this
lie detector thing? I feel-- - Honestly, he would be able to tell.
- Do I embarrass you? - Yes.
- Really?! - Yes.
- (gasps) - (React) Yup, that's just straight up--
- Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. - She true?
- Oh my god, yes. - (React) She true.
- No. - I'm stunned. (laughs)
- (React) That's a false. - Oh, wow.
- (React) That's a false. - Yes! Yes!
- (laughs) No. - I hope--
- (React) Ooh, it's a not sure answer. - Oh, the--
- Okay, let me explain. - Really?!
- Are you joking? - How?
- You don't embarrass me except that day
we were at that party, the Halloween party.
- My job here is done. (laughs) - I mean, I don't know.
I mean, yeah, you do some... yeah, stuff like that,
but I mean, like... - I'm embarrassed with you 24/7.
But sometimes, you-- - What?!
- Sometimes, she be chillin' for real. Like, sometimes, you could be cool.
- You just said 24/7, you're embarrassed of me.
- Not 24/7, like, 23/6. - Everyone was in their costume
and dancing, and then you just come and you started filming
like a Facebook dad. That embarrassed me a little bit,
'cause everyone was just having fun. - Wow.
- Like, when you-- - I never knew that you felt that way.
- No, it's not a bad thing. It's just-- it's like--
- No, I'm just saying. I just didn't know
that I embarrass you. - Hm. Is there a secret
that you've never told me? - Yes.
(ding) - (React) Wow.
- Just bam. Yeah. Come on. I kind of figured that.
- No. - You see?
- (React) That's incorrect. - My next question would be,
what's the secret?! - (laughs)
- She's so nervous. The machine must be jumpy.
- Okay, well... - Yes.
- (React) You are telling the truth. - (laughs)
- Really? - Yeah, I was expecting that.
Not a big deal. It's all good.
- (React) Oh, you don't even wanna know the secret?
- I'm not gonna have him spill that. (laughs) No, no, no.
- I like to read fanfiction. I don't think I ever told you that.
- Fanfiction. - It's like-- you know
what fanfiction is, Abhi? - (React) Yeah.
- That wouldn't be a problem if you told me.
- (React) Is that bad, Lucio?
- Not at all. Not at all. - Have you done any drugs?
- No. - (Lucio) No drugs at all?
- No. Never. - Alcohol?
- No. - Weed?
- No. - Apart from weed?
- Well, weed should be included too.
- You already know. I've already told you
I've tried it, and I didn't like the experience.
So, no. - (Lucio) Cocaine?
- No. - Okay. All right.
I believe her. - (React) She's telling the truth.
- Yeah, I believe her. - She already told me,
so my bonus question is what exactly was it
that she tried? - Oh, stiiizzy.
- Well, I wanted to know what was it? Like--
- Sativa. - I don't even know what that is.
- (laughs) - I'm just saying, like...
- If people do it, that's fine. But for me personally,
I don't like doing them. - All right, I'ma move on.
- Lord. Please. - Have you ever taken money
from my wallet without me knowing? - No.
- (React) That's the truth. - Oh! I didn't think so anyways,
but I mean, I just had to ask that question. Yeah.
- Kid takes $50,000 from his mom's wallet
in Fortnite or those-- no. - No.
- Yeah, no. I make bank anyway.
(buzzer) - Ah-ha-ha. Lies. That's a lie.
- Have you ever lied to me about where you were?
- No. - (React) That's fa-- that's a--
- When have I lied about that? - I've lied to my mom
where I was one time. It's been-- I've lied to you--
- Is that true? - What?!
- (React) Unsure. - Mmm...
- I'm so ser-- (laughs)
- Wait, I'm thinking. - If she's thinking,
it's because she did. - When have I lied about that?
- I'm gonna say yes. - (React) Yup, she's telling the truth.
- 'Cause I remember this one time, I was with my friend at the mall...
- I still don't think-- - Mm-hmm.
- Shootings had just happened at the mall,
and you guys wanted me to stay in the mall,
so I wouldn't leave. And she wanted to go
to a store, so I went to the store with her.
I didn't tell you I went to the store. And then I went back to the mall.
And then, I called you and said I was at the mall
the whole time. - You see? This is very good.
- (laughs) - This is very good.
- This is horrible. Look at what y'all did to me.
- (React) I didn't do anything! - She was so excited!
- I mean, if it was anything, it was-- I'm sure it was
something minor. I'm not really concerned,
honestly, so...that felt good. You're just gonna walk home.
That's all. - Do you think I have
a favorite daughter? - Yes.
- (laughs) - (React) That's the truth.
- Is it true?! Oh my gosh. - I feel like, with Carolina,
she's the sweeter one. Sometimes, I need the sweeter one
to talk to you, so you'll do what I want,
'cause I feel like if I ask, you won't do it.
- Not fair. Not fair. But that's okay.
- Last question is are you happy?
- Ummm... - Yes.
- (React) Yeah. - Yeah, okay.
- Yeah. - Survey says?
All right. - (React) That's the truth.
- Yeah. I think-- yeah. - You got teary-eyed.
What's going-- is that-- - (React) Yeah.
- That true? - (React) She's true.
- Currently, I'm really, really happy. I feel like everything's
just going perfect. I love living here. I love our family.
I love everything that's been happening to me
and how you said about happiness, like the little things.
- Anything specifically that brings you joy?
- Life itself is juts an am-- no. - (laughs)
- I'm finally happy, but I'm an overthinker,
so I'm overthinking about what could and couldn't.
- Being able to do stuff like this, being able to do whatever,
I don't know. It's a good thing.
- I think in the position I'm in now, I think I'm pretty good.
I think I'm good. - Aww.
- (React) So, do you only have a few questions in mind
that you want to ask? - Yes.
- I'm afraid of so many. - (laughs)
- (laughs) - Oh, lord.
- Confidential! What that say right here? (laughs)
- Is there a buzzer I could have? 'Cause if he asks the wrong question,
I can zap him or something like that? - Have you gone through my phone?
- Girl! - (laughs)
- Yes! - What?!
- (React) She's telling the truth. - When you get grounded,
I take it and I go through it. - Okay, but what if I got
some messages up in there that you don't need to be seein'?
- You shouldn't have any messages, especially that I shouldn't
be able to see that I'm paying for this phone.
- I'm a grown-- nah, I'm playin'.
- No. - (React) That is incorrect.
- You have gone through my phone?
- That machine is wrong. I never did.
- No. - (React) Oh, we're getting
an unsure for that one. - Yeah, I was not sure,
because I'm like, "Wait a minute-- did I"-- no.
I mean, I feel pretty confident that's a no.
- Her mother has access to her Instagram account,
but I don't. I prefer not to have,
so I deleted her accounts from my cellphone.
- There was one time where you did.
- I did? - Yeah, you didn't know
where I was, and I was just at the park.
And then, you, like-- - Oh my god. I don't remember that.
- I feel like that is very much... - Intrusive?
- Yes. - I thought about that.
I thought you would think that. - (React) Why don't you
check his phone? - I'm pretty trustful of him.
(laughs) Then he gives me that look. - This machine is wrong.
I want to protest that. - Do you look through my stuff?
- No. - (React) We're getting a "not sure"
for this one. - Wha?
- (both laugh)
- You go through my stuff?! - Who you gonna believe?
Me or this-- - Giiiirl!
- (gasps) Do I lie to you? - This is them Mom tricks.
She had to pull a Mom trick on me. - Do you watch my React videos?
- Do I what? - Do you watch my React videos?
- Your React videos? Yes. - Yes.
- (React) That is true. - (claps) Yay!
- I watch all her work, over and over and over again.
- That's true. Yeah, 'cause I walked in her room
and her and my dad were watching it together.
It was really cute. - Survey says...
- (React) Survey says that's the truth.
- Yeah, see? - Okay. Good job. Good job.
- Have you ever stolen anything? - Yes.
- Yes. Yeah, that was easy. - (React) That's a straight truth.
- Wooo! - (both laugh)
- I think we know the answer. I think we know.
- Yeah, he's telling the truth. - Okay, what have you stolen, Dad?
- When I was a kid, we stole candy.
(record scratch) - Yeah, I stole something
from a liquor store one time. - I just turned 18.
I stole a pair of jeans. - We were in a group.
I wanted to feel like part of the group,
so I stole, but I didn't even like the candy.
I just did that to be part of the group.
- I went into the dressing room. I took a couple of pair of just
clothes and items, and then as soon as I took
one step out, they came walking up to me.
And I was just like-- I was so shocked and embarrassed,
and I just knew I would never ever do anything like that again.
- I regret afterwards, and we return it.
- I felt... - Terrible.
- ...horrible about it afterwards. And I can't remember anything
that jumps out, but-- - We're going to church
after this episode. - (laughs)
- Would you prefer to be living in Brazil now instead of the US?
- No. - (React) Not sure about that.
- Well, I still have a lot of connections with Brazil,
but definitely, when we decide to move to States,
it turned out to be even better than I thought before.
- I think so too. - So, no regrets at all.
- Okay. That's good to know. - Have you ever been arrested?
- No. - (React) Yeah.
- No, not even close. I'm a lawyer.
- No. - (React) That was a bit
of an unsure... (buzzer)
- (laughs) Why are you so nervous? Are you telling the truth?
- I don't know! Something about the cable!
I don't know! - I've been pulled over. (laughs)
- Okay. - (React) Maybe something about
being caught in shoplifting that-- - Yeah! I could've been arrested!
- I've never been arrested. You know what I mean?
Put in jail or anything like that. But--
- So, have you ever gone to jail?
- No. - (React) Yeah, that's the truth.
- Okay. - Ha!
- (both chuckle) - I was a very responsible guy
when I was young. I was kind of a boring guy.
- (React) Is he telling the truth? He's telling the truth.
- Okay! - Yeah, I've never been arrested.
- (chuckles) - Are you happy?
- Yes. Very much. - (React) Yeah.
- That's true? Okay. - Yes.
- "Yes!" - I'm an honest person.
- Yes. - (React) That's the truth.
- Yeah. It's all relative. - Yes. I am.
- (React) Yes, that's-- - Yeah, when I was younger,
I had a plan for my life and it became even better.
- There are hurdles that come in front of me.
There are things that I have to overcome.
- And over the years, as you grow
and until you become an actual mother, you'll realize that it's definitely
important for you to be happy with yourself than to make
everybody else happy. - Happiness is not the result.
It's how you get there. - The process?
- How you get there. - Like I said before,
I'm just looking to see what paths my kids carve out
for themselves. Just happy to be along for the journey.
- So, I am happy all the way around. - Aww.
- Thank God. - Awww! Inspirational! That was cute.
- Are you proud of me? - Yes.
- (React) That's the truth. - Definitely.
- Have you ever put anything in your butt?
(record scratch) - Wow! Really?! You wanna
bring that from the stupid-- oh my god!
You're how old?! Ugh. No! God! Why? Why would you do that?
- (React) That's the truth. - (laughs)
- Damn it! - We're boring.
- Yeah, we're boring. - (laughs)
- (React) You know each other. That's fabulous.
- I loved it. I would do it again. - I think it was good. It was good.
- I was definitely nervous. - I don't know if I'd do it again,
but I think it's-- - (laughs)
- I've always had the doubt that I wasn't the favorite daughter
of my dad, and I feel like, for the first time, I haven't--
I believe he loves us both equally.
- I think he can pretty much tell me anything,
and I feel the same way. - I'm very surprised
at what I learned about-- - Why?
- Because I would never have thought she would--
- There was one thing! - That's one thing that I was
very surprised. - Like, I was trying to say--
- 'Cause I feel like I know everything about her.
- (React) It's refreshing to see such a healthy relationship.
- And then, we'll leave, I'll be beating him up in the car.
- Yeah. - (laughs)
- Thanks for watching this episode on React.
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- (both) Bye.
- Bye, everybody. - Bye.
- (both) Bye!