- Oh no.
- How long we're you together before you got married?
- We were together for seven years and then we got married.
We were married for two but he cheated on me
with his two best friend's wives.
I found out about one. - Whoa.
- Yeah.
- And then I just recently found out
that he had cheated on his other best friend.
- Oh.
- With his other bestfriend's wife.
- I got one up for you.
My ex-wife slept with my biological father.
- No.
- And two of my homeboys, all in within like six months.
Talk about trauma.
- Yeah.
- [Narrator] Welcome to the button.
A speed dating show.
When the button lights up red, either player may press it
and swap out their date for a new person.
- Get outta here.
- [Narrator] If two people can last on a date for 10 minutes
they win an all expenses paid second date.
- This is the button.
- Hello? - Hi, I'm Fatia.
- I am Chris.
- Chris, nice to meet you.
I'm good.
I love the watermelon.
- Oh, thank you so much.
- So Chris, do you eat oatmeal?
- Yes, I do.
- You do?
How often?
- I don't know, maybe three times a week.
- That's an earned icebreaker.
- My guy friends told me guys that eat oatmeal
eat kitty cat.
- You mean guys that eat oatmeal, eat pussy?
- Yeah.
It's true for me, so.
- It's true for you?
- Yes. - Okay.
I mean, that's what I was been told.
So you know, I'm trying to go off of that.
You know, that's sexual chemistry.
- Oh, I feel you on that one.
So what do you eat?
- Okay, so I love chicken tenders.
Chicken nuggets.
- Chicken nuggets or chicken tenders?
Because tenders are like longer chicken nuggets.
(buzzer sound)
All right, so why'd you push it on me?
- You're just not my type.
Yeah. - Okay.
- What is your type Fatia?
- Probably someone just a little younger.
- I got it.
I'm incredibly old.
- No. No.
- I'm so ageist.
- I'm sorry. - That's all right.
- It's really nice
to meet you. - Thank you, you as well.
- Thank you, Chris.
- Thank you.
- I'm not gonna use the oatmeal on the next guy now.
- Oh, you have to.
I'll ask the table as soon as he says now.
- Hi. - Hi.
- I'm Fatia.
Nice to meet you.
- Do you two eat oatmeal?
- Oatmeal?
- Yeah. Oatmeal.
- I mean, sometimes.
Do you?
- Do you button?
- I eat a lot of oatmeal.
- I mean, I'm not, don't see a reason to eat
a whole lot of oatmeal when there's other things-
- That you can eat?
- Yeah.
- What would you like to eat?
- Well, are we talking breakfast, lunch, your dinner?
- Would you tell him why you wanna know if he eats oatmeal?
- So my guy friends told me that guys
that like to eat oatmeal a lot like to go down on girls.
- Okay. - Test me.
- If you really want to know
if a guy is gonna go down on you, do you drink by the way?
- I do. - Okay, yeah.
- So I'll be doing jello shots.
Most people will do jello shots.
They'll just take it and they'll squeeze it and no-
- Nah, you gotta lick it.
- Take my tongue, lick it through.
And when it comes out it should be completely clean.
- For real.
- I don't think I've ever not cleaned one in the first go.
- Oh my god.
- If you wanna know, I go down on girls.
It's my favorite thing in the world.
So, I mean, but if you want a demonstration.
You all right, button?
- I'm feeling a little sweaty.
- Yeah. How many people have you two slept with?
- I slept with four, maybe five?
- Total?
- Yeah. - Okay.
And how many long-term relationships have you been in
total in your life?
- Probably like four or five.
- Okay.
- Yeah, the people that I slept with.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- I've been in two long term relationships.
- Which one was your marriage?
- The longest term relationship.
- How long was that? - That was 15 years.
- 15?
(buzzer sound)
- Okay, and for why?
- I rejected you because I think you're just
a little too old.
- Okay. - Yeah.
I feel like we had a really good conversation though.
- I feel like we did too.
Good luck.
- Thank you so much.
- We're gonna send in somebody younger.
- Oh God, okay.
- I'm Fatia.
- Hello, I'm Moose.
- Moose? - Yeah.
Yay. So you're also divorced?
- Yeah. Yeah.
When did you get married?
- I got married 2015, but we were together since I was 16.
- Okay. So about the same time as the timeline.
So I made my high school sweetheart.
- Oh nice.
Okay. So we're the same.
- What do you like to do for fun?
- I'm a huge nerd.
- Ooh, what kind nerd though?
'Cause there's a wide variety.
Me personally, I'm a video game nerd.
- I love League of Legends.
- League of Legends? Okay.
- I'm a hardcore League of Legends.
I go to work, I come home, I make my kids some food.
- Okay. - And I leak it up.
It's like three hours a day.
- Okay. - I'm very much a homebody.
I'm not somebody that you would take hiking.
I'm more of like a Netflix and chill person.
- Yeah.
(buzzer sound)
- It's okay.
- Ouch.
- You probably rejected me 'cause I was gonna reject you.
- Yeah.
- Why were you going to reject Moose?
- I was just hoping that like, when we connected
on like the nerd vibe that you knew
what League of Legends was.
- Oh, I do.
- Oh, okay.
I was hoping that like, you could say something
like we'll play together or something.
- I'm not a big computer games guy.
I'm more of console. - Console.
Okay.
- Console and computer, carnival match.
Okay.
- Get outta here, Fatia.
- It was nice to meet you.
- I thought you two were a good match.
- Me too.
- If you like League of Legends.
- I haven't played it before.
- Oh, goodness.
What did I sign up for?
- Hi, my name is Moose.
- Oh, I'm Bree.
- Yes. Yes.
It's a childhood nickname.
After have hit my growth spurt, it just stuck.
- Oh, interesting.
- On a Friday night, what are you doing?
Are you kicking at home or are you like going out?
- I might go out with my friends
if there's something going on.
It's summer right now, so like
I like to be at the range, golf range.
- Oh, I thought you meant like...
- Gun range, oh yeah.
- How far can you drive a ball?
- Mm. That's a good question.
It depends on how much liquor I've had.
- Okay.
- So you get drunk and you hit balls.
- Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.
I'm not going out there unless there is liquor.
- Are you two big drinkers?
- Yes.
- I'm a social drinker.
- Aren't you alone when you hit golf balls?
- I'm very social with the vibes.
Sometimes my friends go out there
but I don't need a friend.
- Okay. Okay.
- Moose was a bud tender for four years.
- I think the button knows
that I took a smoke break earlier today.
- Do you two like weed?
- I love weed.
I love all all types of things.
Anything to get out my mind, out my head.
I'm actually diagnosed with bipolar disorder.
So anything to calm my mind when I'm going through
my manic episodes, it helps.
- Yeah.
- You two are both divorced?
- Yes. - Oh yeah.
- Why?
- So I got married outta high school
and so if I'm keeping it at a buck,
I was young and I think emotionally I wasn't there yet.
- Why are you divorced?
- Why am I divorced?
I think like our relationship kind of progressed farther
than it needed to.
Like first like, you have a kid,
it seems like you should get married.
And I think like ultimately,
like the love wasn't a hundred percent there, yeah.
- I get that.
I get that.
- Why?
- I have ADHD, like fairly bad
and I don't know how your mania and my mania...
- Okay.
- Would mesh. - Okay.
- I respect that. - That scares me.
Because I can be very like manic sometimes.
- Yeah, I get that.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Thank you, Moose. - You're welcome.
- I should have finished my mimosa.
- Hi, my name is Aro. - Bree.
- Nice to meet you.
- How old are you.
- That was quick.
Dang. I'm 35.
- I mean, we ain't got all day.
- How old are you? - 28.
- 28? - Yeah.
- Okay.
- Do you have any children?
- I do have children.
I have twins and I have two from a prior marriage.
- Oh wow. - Yeah.
How about you? You have any kids?
- I do.
- They're little.
- Little? - Three and five.
- Three and five? - Yeah.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- Okay.
- Would you ever have more children?
- I do want, I do want some more
'cause right now their mom actually lives in Minnesota.
- Oh, wow.
- So it's rare that I get to see them
and that's the main thing.
- Oh my goodness.
What just happened?
Who do you think pressed first?
- I'll tell you why I pressed it.
- Okay. - Regardless.
- Okay.
- I don't want any more kids.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Understandable.
- Why did you press it?
- I just didn't feel like you were vibing.
I said that and you just weren't,
you just weren't vibing with it.
- I just didn't want more kids.
- Sorry, Bree.
- Sorry.
I feel bad now.
- Why?
- I don't know.
I just, I'm not a person that does well with rejection
and I just had to reject somebody so I kind of feel bad.
How's it going?
How you doing? - I'm Megan
- Aro. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- So what's your favorite snack?
- Favorite snack?
I really like funions or I have a four peas, peechios,
- Okay. - Popcorn, Pepsi
and pickles. - Okay.
- Gotta eat 'em all together.
- Okay, all together?
- Well, at the same time.
- Like, I don't know.
I've never thought of putting those together.
- Don't hate it until you...
what's your favorite snack then?
Since I was really judgmental on mine.
- I would say my favorite snack is probably,
ooh, hot cheetos.
Hot Cheetos. - You love hot Cheetos?
The Red Fingertips?
- No, I use...
- You got the little- - I use chopsticks.
I use chopsticks.
- Okay, look at you being clean.
- I just, it's not that I don't like getting my hands dirty,
it's just I just like using chopsticks.
I use chopsticks for a lot of things, so.
- Okay.
- Megan, how do you feel about dating men with kids?
- I would prefer if they...
Because I'm not gonna have any kids.
So do you have kids?
- I do have kids.
I have twins.
Yeah. - Sorry.
- Why don't you want kids?
- Because I'm already 40 years old.
I probably can't even have 'em at this point
so that's the biggest reason.
- Understandable.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- Hi there, how are you?
- I'm Megan.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- Are you two nervous right now?
- Very. - I'm always nervous.
- What do you do for work?
- I am a coordinator for window and door installation.
So basically I'm a grown man babysitter.
I just boss grown men around to make sure
they're where they're supposed to be.
What about you?
- I'm a supervisor at a sawmill.
- Are you good with your hands, Gary?
- I'm very good with my hands.
- That's always a plus.
- What kind of things are you into?
- I'll be honest.
I'm fairly lame.
I spent a lot of time with my dog.
- I love dogs though.
What kind of dog do you have?
- He's just a scruffy terrier mutt.
He has this like severe underbite.
- Yeah. - It's pretty adorable.
- Okay, yeah.
- I think he's pretty sweet.
- Yeah, that's okay. - I'm sorry.
- Why did you button me?
- Just not my type.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Okay. Have a good one.
- Thank you.
- I don't know, we just weren't clicking.
- Gary's gone.
- He's gone.
- What's your type?
- I don't know.
Just not the hat.
- What attracts you?
- I honestly, I don't know.
I just know it when I see it.
It's like porn.
You like can't describe it.
You just know it when you see it.
- Do you watch porn?
- I do.
- What do you like?
- Wait, how you doing?
What did I just walk in on? - Hold on.
I'm Megan.
- Hi Megan, I'm Michael.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
So do you watch porn?
Is that what she asked?
- Yeah, I watch porn.
I mean, usually honestly it's a girl on girl sometimes.
- Okay.
I can't really watch girl on girl.
- You don't like it?
- No, not for me.
- You don't like, you're in it?
- Exactly.
I have to watch.
If I'm gonna watch porn, I have to watch someone
that I can feel like I'm a part of.
- That makes sense.
- That's why I like girl and girl 'cause guys in the porn,
they're usually like you're doing too much.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So where you from?
- I grew up in Yakima.
- Ooh, I've been there one time.
- There's no reason not to.
- Exactly, that's the reason why I never went back.
- Why did you go in the first place?
- I had a performance out there.
This was like 2011.
- What were you performing?
- I was rapping, I was actually with a friend of mine
who's a artist.
- You still do that?
- No.
- Out of game now? - Yeah, I'm out of the game.
Yeah. So what would you say was like
the worst thing that happened to you on a date?
- On a date?
I don't think that I've ever had like,
well except for one guy that was like, I'm an entrepreneur.
Duh-duh-duh.
He was unemployed.
- So basically- - He was unemployed.
- He was poor and a liar.
- Yeah.
- Who should pay for the first date?
The guy or the girl?
- I feel like whoever ask the person out on a date.
- I agree, but I usually expect the guy
to introduce the date.
- I agree. I agree.
I usually, if I'm gonna go on a date
I'm usually gonna be the person that ask.
- And I'll usually at least make the...
Like make, oh, I'll get my half.
- Yeah, like- - Slowly take the card out,
waiting for them to be like
"No, no, no, I got it."
I got it.
- What about like the third or the fourth day?
Are you still paying?
- It all depends on the established relationship
at that time.
You know, if we felt like, okay we're gonna go ahead
and like, kind of rock with each other.
I don't wanna see nobody else,
you wanna see anybody else
and we kind of making an exclusive thing.
I feel like at that point it's like, it's a fair game.
- Yeah.
- Megan has never dated anyone older than her.
How old are you, Mike?
- I am 40
- I'm 42.
- See, perfect.
- Yeah, you don't look 40 at all.
- Neither do you.
- Yeah. It's a blessing.
- It is. - They said Black don't crack.
- You have dated Black man.
- I have a couple, but mainly I've dated generic white men.
- Generic? What is a generic white man?
- You know, brown hair, light eyes, beard,
just it's obviously not served me well.
- All right.
So you wouldn't be open to branching out in-
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Yeah, it's just whoever I have a vibe with.
- So how long you been single?
- Well, I've been divorced for like six years.
- Oh. - What about you?
- My divorces was a long time ago.
I married a demon.
I married a demon. - A demon.
- I married a Demonn.
- Oh no.
- How long were you together before you got married?
- We were together for seven years and then we got married.
We were married for two,
but he cheated on me with his two best friend's wives.
So I found out about one. - Whoa.
- Yeah, and then I just recently found out
that he had cheated on his other best friend.
- Oh.
- With his other best friend's wife.
- I got one up for you.
My ex-wife slept with my biological father.
- No.
- And two of my homeboys all in within like six months.
Talk about trauma.
- Yeah.
- You two find it hard to trust people in?
- Sometimes I can be very afraid.
I feel like the last person
that I was heavily involved with, I ran away from it.
Even though I knew that this person was a safe space for me.
- That's what I say, that it's ruined like trust for me
but then I get fucked over again
so obviously I'm giving away the trust.
- Yeah, but you can't- - Too quickly.
- And I think it's, once we get older,
you kind of like you can't,
you learn that you can't really put everybody
in that same category.
- You gotta give 'em a chance.
- You can't make the next person pay
for what the last person did.
- Yeah.
- Are you too attracted to one another?
- Yeah. - I say yeah.
- What do you like?
- I like his smile.
- Thank you. - His laugh.
- Yeah. I just like the good back and forth.
Being able to have a conversation
is a very important thing to me.
So being able to have a conversation-
- Seem awkward?
- No, not awkward at all.
- Yeah. - It's not awkward at all.
And the transparency, you're like
I just feel like you're genuinely being you.
- Yeah. - So, yeah.
I enjoy it.
- Would you trust each other enough to go on a second date?
- Yeah. - I would.
- Absolutely. - Okay.
- I'm gonna go red one more time.
- Okay. - If nobody presses me,
I'm gonna consider this a match.
- Okay. - All right, all right.
- See I've seen this too many times.
Press it.
- Nah.
- All right, let's give it a go.
- Oh, my God.
You two are going on a second date paid for by us,
no, paid for by me, the button.
- Thank you. (cheering sounds)