Hi, I'm German
and bet you this rotten banana that you have a name
before starting this video
I want to dedicate you a short song
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"I stay quiet."
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Hi, I'm German.
and this week's topic is:
Bad Friends
Hola, Hi, what's up ?
Friends, we all have friends, right?
You have friends! You have friends!
You DON'T because you don't shower and no one wants to be close to you.
*sniff* I smell like a man.
and well, since everyone is different
except for the Chinese, they are all the same.
There are many types of friends.
every friend has their quality and their charm.
for example, we all have that friend
that finds everyone hot. *cough* desperate *cough
he finds all the girls attractive.
and if it was up to him, he would date all of them.
and when I say all of them.
I mean. ALL. OF. THEM.
that distant female cousin that doesn't shower that has stretch marks
and a moustache. Also that female friend that has crabs,
AIDS, and who has the mad cow disease.
Also and when it's time after time
time and time. It gets tiring.
Ooo, listen. Look at that sexy lady walking there.
Who?
That one.
That's my female cousin.
Ooo, that one walking over there
I would date her.
That's my DAD.
Ooo, and that one?
That's a dog!
Ooo, no no no that one that's coming here
I would hit that.
That's a tree.
Meh. Likewise I would hit that.
Never go to a sleepover with that kind of friend.
*Sob*
Or those friends who don't know the meaning of the word:
Covertly.
Psst. Hey listen, my ex is walking behind you but look covertly
WHERE?
As bad as that friend appears, the upcoming friend is worse.
He's that friend, who is that, that physically attractive
that every time you stand next to him
you look more hideous than what you already are.
I'll give an example - imagine an apple
imagine that a person eats that apple and then eats a bowl of cereal
the apple and the cereal mix in your stomach
this person goes to drink a few beers
the person drinks too much and gets sick and pukes.
then comes a dog and eats the puke
the dog gets sick and pukes
that vomit
That vomit is you when you are standing close to your attractive friend.
that's how horrible you look when you're hanging out with him.
and with this in mind,
this is something, you should never, NEVER do.
Um. Friend?
Tell me.
You are my best friend and I trust you a lot and I believe it's time to present to you my girlfriend.
Well, the truth is Germán has told me a lot about you.
I'm happy that you two are getting along.
Why are you two taking off your clothes? It's not even that hot.
There's also that friend that takes advantage of every opportunity to mess with you.
If you let your Facebook account in his computer,
he makes you a crazy gay lover of the
6ft. dudes. Or, also, there is this friend
That is super violent. He can´t talk to you
without being hitting you
He says hi with a punch.
He congratulates you with a punch
And says goodbye with a punch.
Hi how is it going.Good dog, how are you? -Well, well done pretty well.I went back with Fernanda
Good dude, I like it
Yes and how are you
There with Esmeralda, getting serious. I think, I think we're getting married ...
Woow, really!?
- No
You know i'm free ... I'm happy in this way. -Aha, I'm glad
I'm glad for you,
Really, many congratulations
I'm glad for you
(knock) - Sorry
astonishment
(whistle)
Friends are sometimes like your psychologists
They listen to you when you are wrong and they advise you
And sometimes they do not charge. And we all value sincerity
There is nothing wrong with having a sincere friend
Do not lie to me and be faithful to you
But all bad in excess. Like the drug
And sometimes there are friends who are ... too sincere
Friend I'm sad
but why? The chismotriufa left me
Ahhh! And the worst of all
And i do not even know why
Good could be because
You're ugly, you do not have work, you live with your mom
You smell bad, you have an ingrown nail
And you are powerless. They even told me
Who long ago wallowed with Pedro
with Pedro.!? -With pedro
with Juan, Rodolfo and Mario
And because you never told me?
Because I did not want to hurt your feelings
(sad) thank you
Heeeey! That's what friends are for. Give me a hug.
Impotent friend. There's also that nervous friend that
looks like when they were child instead of gave them milk
they gave them oil, the one who is scared all day
- Hey, it's getting late. Let's go home
better
Let's hurry, we're going to get late to classes and teachers are going to get mad
Let's rob this bank after, the police will come
Pff, they are frightened by nonsense
They're always on the verge of heart attack
- Hey - AH
There's also that friend that's not only afraid but also slow
Hello
Have friends has many advantages. You've got to someone that listen you
that give you advices, if you kill someone,
they'll help you bury the corpse
y'all know, typical
but it also has many disadvantages
all of us have friends who makes us laugh, they're always joking around
but sometimes they're always joking
and don't know when to stop
- Hello, love. - Hello, how are you?
- I'm okay. - German, who are you talking to?
- Go back to bed, please - Who are you with?
- With nobody love, it's a friend
- Germán go back to bed and make me yours again
- Stfu, it's my couple
- German, who are you with?
- God, you're so fine
- Are you cheated on me asshole?
But love, no no
- I hate you! I hate you!
She just hangs up
Nah, she was really ugly anyway. So.. let's go to eat something. I invite you
Son of the neighbour
QUESTION
When you have to bury a corpse. How many meters deep will you bury it?
What? No? "Normal people" don't do that.
Pff, y'all boring
What's your name's friend?
You're probably thinking like it's a easy question
but no. If you're watching this video with two friends
you've got to choose one of them. You're gonna comment on this video
And you're going to put the name of one of them
And your other friend gonna see you didn't put their name
And they'll hate for the rest of your life.
The decision is in your hands.
That's it.
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If you have a friend like I mencioned, send them this video!
They'll watch it, they'll feel identified
And they'll make you a cake.. I think
A greeting for Johny and Joaquina
And psychological hug (smells)
With smell of new clothes
And we see each other the next Friday!
If you see me robbing a bank, it's not me. It's just a person who looks a lot like me
Bye-bye!
note: he's not singing for real btw. u must listen 'Ancud' he's such a great singer actually!
Okay, I lost the song.