THIS IS "TAKE A BREAK." I'M AT THE PAINTED NAIL IN LOS
ANGELES TO GIVE A WELL EARNED BREAK TO ONE OF THEIR NAIL
TECHNICIANS.
HI, I'M JAMES.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M KATIE. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
ARE YOU THE BOSS? ARE YOU IN CHARGE?
WHO HAS DONE THE LONGEST SHIFT SO FAR?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A BREAK? >> DO YOU MIND?
JAMES: I'VE GOT THIS COVERED. DON'T YOU WORRY.
HOW IS IT GOING?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT WITH ME TOUCHING YOUR FEET?
>> SURE.
JAMES: DO YOU HAVE MATCHINGS I CAN WEAR, YOU KNOW, LIKE THEY
WEAR IN JAPAN WHEN SOMEONE HAS SARS.
I FEAR I'M TAKING IN QUITE A LOT OF FOOT.
I FEEL I OWE IT TO THIS FOOT. LOOK AT YOU BIG DOG.
LOOK AT YOU!
LITTLE BLONDE STREAK. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>> ANDREW.
JAMES: SO NICE TO MEET YOU. LET'S RUB ELBOWS.
HOW IS THIS?
>> IT IS A GOOD AMOUNT. JAMES: IT IS A GOOD AMOUNT?
HOW LONG WILL YOU BE HERE?
A COUPLE OF DAYS? >> NO.
JAMES: ARE YOU A FOOT PERSON? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
ARE YOU?
TOE SUCKING?
YOU DON'T DO TOE SUCKING, DO YOU?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, DO YOU?
I DON'T GET IT. THIS ONE DOES.
AS SOON AS I SAID IT, SHE SAT BACK.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO START WITH SOME HOT TOWELS.
JAMES: I SEE. JAMES: I'VE GOT IT.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
OH! THAT IS HOT!
AIR IT A LITTLE BIT.
>> YEAH.
JAMES: OH, YEAH.
THAT IS FANTASTIC.
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.
[LAUGHTER] HOW IS THAT?
>> IT IS GREAT. JAMES: YEAH?
YEAH! WHO WANTS A DRINK?
WHAT? COME ON.
STRAIGHT UP.
LET'S GO. COME ON.
JUST RELAX. COME ON.
ARE YOU DRIVING?
>> WHERE IS YOUR DRINK? JAMES: I'M NOT GOING TO DRINK.
I'M JUST GOING TO -- WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK IS THE
MOST SLUTTY COLOR?
THE ONE THE SLUTS GO FOR? >> THEY WILL GO FOR THE MORE
FLUORESCENT COLORS LIKE NEON. JAMES: HOW COMFY ARE THESE
CHAIRS, MAN?
THEY DON'T MASSAGE! THEY DON'T MASSAGE!
WHERE IS THE MASSAGER?
YES.
OK. DON'T KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU HAVE
TRIED . THIS IS EXCEPTIONAL.
JUST GETTING A MASSAGE. I LOVE UPTOWN FUNK SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU. JAMES: HELLO, SIR.
HOW ARE YOU? I'M STANDING IN FOR A SHIFT.
>> CAN I GET A MANICURE?
JAMES: NAILS OR MANICURE? >> JUST THE FEET.
JAMES: COME ON. DON'T BE SHY.
LET HIM IN. HERE WE GO.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> ANTHONY.
JAMES: WHAT'S UP? YOU LOOK NERVOUS.
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
>> NOTHING. DOES HE NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS
DOING?
JAMES: WHAT'S UP? WHAT IS THE BEEF?
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
>> CAN I -- JAMES: TELL WHEN YOU FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> PLEASE, CAN I -- JAMES: YOU HAVE LOVELY FEET.
>> YOU WANT ME TO JUMP IN?
JAMES: WE'RE COMPLETELY FINE. JUST GIVE ME 10 MINUTES.
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
>> I'M A MUSICIAN.
JAMES: YOU'RE NOT A SINGER. WHAT KIND OF SINGER?
>> I DO GOSPEL MUVEE. JAMES: NO YOU DO NOT.
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
>> PUTTING LOTION ON MY FEET. THAT IS NOT THE SAME WAY.
JAMES: RELAX! >> IT IS NOT GOOD.
YOUR HANDS ARE LIKE BABY HANDS. [LAUGHTER]
JAMES: I'LL STOP IF YOU SING ME A SONG.
>> ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS? ♪ AMAZING GRACE
HOW SWEET THE SOUND THAT SAVED A -- SING IT WITH ME.
JAMES: NO, YOU DO IT. >> ♪ THAT SAVED WRETCH LIKE ME
I ONCE WAS LOST BUT NOW I'M FOUND
WAS BLIND BUT NOW I SEE ♪
[APPLAUSE] JAMES: SOMEONE DO THE MAN'S
FEET. DO THE MAN'S FEET.
THERE YOU GO. DO THE MAN'S FEET.
HEY!
>> YOU DIDN'T KILL MY CLIENTS DID YOU?
JAMES: NO.
WE'RE ALL WATCHING "THE BACHELORETTE" NEXT TUESDAY.
I'M BRING THE WINE. YOU BRING THE VOICE.
I HAVE TO GET AN UBER.