(man) Hey, wanna hear a spoiler? Snape kills--
(Ian) Shut up!
(male announcer) The following never-before-seen clips
were removed from the theatrical release
of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
(Dumbledore) Harry Potter?
Present.
Ron Weasley?
Here, sir.
Uh... Her... Her-moin?
Uh... Hermi-o-nay...
(stammering)
- Herpes? - It's Hermione, you f--king idiot!
Hey, Ron, smell my wand. (chuckles)
So, do you think a doctor should check it out?
- Guys, guys! - Oh, hey, Neville.
I made this potion with bleach and horsehair.
It's supposed to give you bigger muscles.
You know, I don't think that's very good i--
(spits)
(gagging and groaning)
Do you have a limp wand?
Then get Wandagra!
You won't ever have to worry about
having a limp wand ever again!
Ever since he's been using Wandagra, well,
his wand has been really stiff.
And she's not referring to my penis.
Yes, I am.
(gurgling)
Turn to page 60 for today's reading.
♪ (sultry blues rock) ♪
(Dumbledore) Turn to page 72.
♪ (sultry blues rock) ♪
(smack!)
♪ (sultry blues rock) ♪
I think I'll have a snack.
Orangus maximus.
- Aah! - Whoa!
Hey! Hey, Dracula!
- Nice pajamas. (laughs) - I am Snape.
You look like a heavy-metal leprechaun. (laughs)
- I am Snape! - Snap?
- Snape. - Snake?
- Snape. - Snapple?
- Snape! - Hey, what's this do?
Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya...
No, no, no, no, no! No, don't--
- (poof) - Whoa.
I guess Snake had to go somewhere in a "snap."
(laughs)
So, did his muscles get bigger or what?
(pupils chattering)
♪ (sultry blues rock) ♪
♪ (techno dance music) ♪
(Dumbledore) Yes!
(singsong) Now fondle each other's nipples.
(Harry) What?
Why do our accents sound completely different
from all the other movies?
Oh, my God.
Neville, your muscles got so big!
You guys mind if I take him?
(grunts, giggles)
(boy) Hey, nice muscles, Neville!
Thanks! He's my new boyfriend!
Yeah, sweet muscles, but I bet I could still beat you
in an arm wrestling competition.
You're on!
- (all cheering) - Ready?
Go!
(raucous cheering)
(Hermione) Aah! No!
What the hell was that, you piece of s--t?
We're over!
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