.
. WELCOME
. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. SO IF YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR
MORE THAN A FEW YEARS, YOU
PROBABLY THINK YOU KNOW YOUR
SPOUSE REALLY WELL.
BUT HAVE YOU EVER PUT IT TO THE
TEST?
WHAT WE DID JUST THAT RELUCTANT
OR NOT, OUR HUSBANDS JOINED US
FOR A ROUND OF THE NOT SO
NEWLYWED GAME.
CHECK IT OUT.
SO IT'S TIME FOR THE LATEST
EDITION OF NOT SO NEWLYWEDS AND
I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD HAVE A
THEME SONG OR SOME SORT OF GAME
SHOW WE LIKE OPEN THE NETWORK.
I LIKE IT.
THAT'S GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
SO FIRST NOW YOU ASK THE
QUESTION LADIES, WHAT IS YOUR
HUSBAND'S FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
OH, I KNOW THIS BECAUSE HE ATE
THERE ALL THE TIME.
I KNOW I'M NOT GETTING THIS
RIGHT.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
SHOW YOUR PADEL OH GARDEN.
OH WE'RE ITALIAN.
OLIVE GARDEN IS NOT ITALIAN
FOOD.
IT'S LIKE IT'S THE TACO ITALIAN
DRINK.
SO THAT'S A NO MICHAEL THREE
TWO ONE DAY.
YES OH GARNETHILL YOU'RE LIKE
OH YOU GET THOSE FIRST THEY ALL
GO RED PUT IT THIS IS LIKE
RAPID FIRE IS THE FIRST TIME
GET OK LET'S GO.
OK SO THE NEXT QUESTION FOR YOU
GENTLEMEN IS A QUESTION I DON'T
EVEN REMEMBER THE ANSWER TO IT
IS WHO CAUGHT THE BRIDAL LOOK
AT OUR WEDDING.
OK CHRIS BLACK CELLING YOU'RE
ALREADY ONE TO THREE SHOW YOUR
PANEL.
OH OH ONE OH THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
ARE YOU READY MICHAEL?
I'M READY.
THREE, TWO ONE.
CATCH THE BOUQUET LOVE.
OH, IT HAS TO BE A WOMAN.
OH, ALL RIGHT LADIES, IF YOUR
HUSBAND COULD HAVE A DINNER
WITH ANYONE FROM THE PAST OR
PRESENT WHO WOULD IT BE OK.
OH, THIS IS LIKE THERE'S SO
MANY ENERGY ON THREE ONE, TWO,
THREE.
OH I.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, MICHAEL, YOU
READY TO BE CARRYING THOSE
PADDLES?
YOUR GRANDMOTHER GRANDFATHER OH
YOUR GRANDFATHER THAT YOU LOVE
.
WE'RE GOT SHOT.
I THOUGHT OF YOU I THOUGHT
YOU'D WANT TO TALK SHAQ I
THOUGHT YOU LIKE SHAQ MISS TO
YOU GENTLEMEN IF YOUR HOUSE IS
ON FIRE WHAT IS THE ONE THING
YOUR WIFE WOULD GRAB OTHER THAN
YOUR CHILDREN?
WE JUST HAD A CONVERSATION
ABOUT THIS VERY THING MAYBE TWO
WEEKS AGO.
WELL, THAT JUST PUT MORE
PRESSURE ON SO IF YOU GUYS
DON'T GET IT RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, CHRIS CHARLIE, GET
YOUR BATTLE READY.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
OH, RIGHT.
OH MY GOSH.
YOU GUYS ARE DOING THREE FIVE
AND HER PERSONAL THERE'S ONLY
ONE OR TWO I'M NOT GOING TO
LIE.
IT WAS A FLIP SIDE.
OK, BROOKE AND MICHAEL, TAKE
YOUR PADDLES READY?
ONE, TWO, THREE.
OH, MAN POSTERS HDD FATHER MY
GRANDFATHER IS A MAGICIAN AND
WE HAD THESE OLD POSTERS FROM
ONE OF THOSE SHOWS DURING WORLD
WAR TWO WHERE HE DO SHOWS FOR
LIKE WAR BONDS AND STUFF THE
HARD DRIVES IN THE FAMILY
PHOTOS.
OH MY GOD THAT'S NOT WHAT I
WOULD GET YOU ON THE WE'VE
ALREADY TALKED A BIT BEN.
WE NEED TO GO TO COUNSELING.
OUR NEXT ONE IS WHAT IS YOUR
HUSBAND'S MOST REPEATED
SENTENCE OR PHRASE BETTER NOT
BE RELAXED BECAUSE THAT'S NOT
ALL FLY NO, I DID IMMEDIATELY
THINK OF TRIGGER WORD BUT I I
DIDN'T SEE WHAT I DO.
I JUST DID IT BACKWARDS BY
GOING ON THE COUNT OF THREE
ONE, TWO, THREE OH THAT'S THAT.
I ALMOST DID WHAT IS SWEET
CHICKEN?
IT IS NOTHING IT'S WEIRD I MY
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JOSEPH ONCE
ASKED ME DO YOU EAT A LOT
OF CHICKEN?
I SAID NO I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT IS.
IT'S JUST A PHRASE MY HUSBAND
USES WHEN SOMETHING IS GOING
WELL YOU GO SWEET CHICKEN OK
SWEET CHICKEN MAN ARTAUD OH
THIS IS THE GIMMEE BROOKE ARE
YOU READY?
THREE, TWO, ONE OH I AM SORRY
TO MICHAEL FOR THAT.
OH WHAT'S NEW.
THAT'S TRUE.
I LOVE YOU TOO THOUGH.
THANK YOU ALL GENTLEMEN IS WHAT
REALITY TV SHOW WOULD YOUR WIFE
PARTICIPATE IN?
OK THIS ONE WE CAN GET I KNOW
IT I KNOW THAT LIKE THE
BACHELOR AND BACHELORETTE ARE
LIKE YOU'RE ENJOYABLE ONES BUT
I WOULD HOPE I DON'T WATCH THE
BACHELORETTE AMEDEE ARE YOU
LEADING THE WITNESS?
I ALREADY WROTE SOMETHING DOWN
.
IT'S HARD TO TELL.
OK, YES.
ALL RIGHT.
READY AND THREE TO ONE YES.
OH GREAT SOUTHERN CHARM
SOUTHERN CHARM IS LIKE A STORY
ABOUT LIKE SOUTHERN PEOPLE IN
CHA CHARLESTON AND IT'S JUST
REALLY PRETTY.
ALL RIGHT.
I THINK WE'RE GOING TO FINALLY
GET ONE RIGHT RIGHT NOW.
YEAH, OK.
ARE YOU READY?
THREE, TWO, ONE.
YEAH WELL I THOUGHT I I DON'T
HAVE I HAVE NO WORDS FOR A WOW
WE GOT ONE RIGHT.
WE GOT ONE RIGHT.
WE SAVED OUR MARRIAGE AND WE'RE
GOING TO BE ABLE TO STAY
MARRIED AFTER A SECOND.
YEAH GOOD STUFF.
YEAH.
OH MY GOODNESS.