(AUDIENCE APPLAUSE)
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH INDEED
GOOD EVENING AND HOW DO YOU DO? I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU TONIGHT ABOUT SINGERS
BECAUSE WE'RE LIVING IN AN AGE OF SINGERS
AND A LOT OF THEM ARE VERY GOOD
BUT A LOT OF THEM HAVE NO IDENTITY OF THEIR OWN
AND IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT REALLY, IT'S THEIR AGENTS' FAULT
BECAUSE THEIR AGENT TELLS THEM
TO GO AND COPY FRANK SINATRA
SO THEY GO TO THE RECORD SHOPS
AND SEE THE LONG PLAYING RECORDS
'ONLY FOR LONELY,' 'IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS OF THE MORNING'
AND ALL THOSE GREAT COLOR PICTURES OF SINATRA
AND HE'S ALWAYS SITTING AT A BAR
SINGING, DRINKING, SMOKING HAT WITH A WHITE BAND
SUN TAN, BLUE SPARKLING EYES
AND IN THEIR WALTER MITTY MINDS
AFTER TWO WEEKS IN THE BUSINESS
THEY SEE THEMSELVES DOING IT, BUT THEY DON'T REALIZE
UNLESS YOU'RE AS GOOD AS FRANK SINATRA
IT ISN'T EASY TO SING, DRINK AND SMOKE
WITH BLUE SPARKLING EYES AND A SUN TAN ALL AT THE SAME TIME
SO I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU A SINGER WITH ALL THE TALENT
OF FRANK SINATRA . . MISSING, TRYING
FIRST THING HE DOES, HE GOES OUT AND BUYS THE SINATRA KIT
GETS THE HAT FIRST
NOW ALL HE NEEDS IS A TINKLING PIANO
(PIANO PLAYING)
A BAR
A BARTENDER WHO WANTS TO GET HOME
BECAUSE HE'S GOT HIS OWN PROBLEMS
THE RELAXED SINATRA LOOK
NOW THE SCENE IS RIGHT
BUT THIS FELLA JUST MISSES
HI JOE
♪ IT'S QUARTER TO THREE ♪
♪ THERE'S NO ONE IN THE PLACE ♪
♪ 'CEPT YOU AND ME ♪
♪ SO SET 'EM UP JOE ♪ (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
♪ I GOT A LITTLE STORY ♪
♪ YOU OUGHT TO KNOW ♪
♪ WE'RE DRINKING, MY FRIEND ♪
♪ TO THE END ♪
♪ OF A BRIEF EPISODE ♪ (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
♪ SO GIVE ME ONE FOR MY BABY ♪
(GURGLING DRINK) (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
♪ I GOT THE ROUTINE ♪
♪ SO STICK ANOTHER NICKEL ♪ (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
♪ IN THE MACHINE ♪
♪ I'M FEELING SO BAD ♪
♪ WON'T YOU MAKE ♪
♪ THE MUSIC ♪ (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
♪ DREAMY AND SAD ♪
YOU GOT A LIGHT, JOE?
♪ COULD TELL YOU A LOT ♪
♪ BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO BE ♪
♪ TRUE TO YOUR CODE ♪
♪ SO GIMME ONE ♪
(SCREAMS IN PAIN) (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
♪ ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD ♪
♪ WELL THAT'S HOW IT GOES ♪
♪ JOE I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING ♪
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
♪ ANXIOUS TO CLOSE ♪
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
♪ THANKS FOR THE CHEER ♪
♪ HOPE YOU DIDN'T MIND ME ♪
♪ BENDING YOUR EAR ♪
♪ THIS TORCH THAT I FOUND ♪
(DRUM ROLL) (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
♪ OR IT SOON MIGHT EXPLODE ♪
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
♪ HAS GOT TO BE DROWNED YOU GOT A MATCH? ♪
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
♪ OR IT SOON MIGHT EXPLODE ♪
♪ SO GIVE ME ONE FOR MY - AND ONE MORE - ♪
♪ FOR THE ROAD ♪
♪ I SAID THE LONG, OH SO ♪
(SINGING INTO DRINK) (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
♪ SCOOBY DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO ROAD ♪
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING)