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>>> BY
>>> BY THE END OF THE MONTH, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL HAVE THE
BIGGEST BEARD?
BIGGEST BEARD? >> ROD PLAYS THE OLD MAN CARD
PRETTY GOOD, A NICE AND BRIGHT
WHITE BEARD.
WHITE BEARD. >> YOU THINK IT WILL BE WHITE?>>
McGINNIS IS NOT GOING TO WIN.
>> HE HAD A NICE ZAFFRO, DEEP,
DARK FACIAL BEARD.
>> I'M GOING WITH MATT ZAFFINO.
>> NOT AS GOOD AS CHRIS
McGINNESS.
McGINNESS. >> ROD HILL, YOU NEVER KNOW, HE
CAN PROBABLY GROW IT.
>> I WILL BE TRIPPING OVER MY
BEARD, WE WILL SEE.
>> OKAY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW,
ALL OF THESE AMAZING BEARDED
GENTLEMEN, THAT WAS NOVEMBER 1,
WE HAVE ALMOST MADE IT TO
NOVEMBER 30, IF YOU'RE DOING NO
SHAVE NOVEMBER, YOU SHAVE ON
DECEMBER 1, BUT A LOT OF MEN AT
HOME HAVE BEEN GROWING THEIR
BEARDS, AND WONDERING HOW DO I
SHAVE IT OFF, OR MAYBE I WANT
TO KEEP IT, WE WILL DISCUSS ALL
OF THESE THINGS, CELEBRATING A
DAY, A TINY BIT EARLY, AND
CHRIS McGINNESS, A NICE BEARD,
A ROD HILL, YOU ARE SAYING, MY
BEARD'S GOING TO BE WHITE?
>> IT DOES APPEAR TO BE WHITE.
>>
>>
>> >>
>> >> YOU
>> >> YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT FOR
DECEMBER, YOU HAVE TO SHAVE IT
OFF.
OFF.
OFF. AND
OFF. AND MATT ZAFFINO, OUR RESIDENT
BEARD EXPERT.>> READY TO BE
SHAVED.>> THE WHITE TOWEL,
BLENDING WITH THE BEARD.
>> TALKING ABOUT BEARDS.
>> AT THE BEGINNING OF THE
MONTH, YOU'VE HAD BEARDS FOR SO
MANY YEARS, WE CAN SAY BRIAN
AND JONATHAN ARE BETTER KNOWN,
AS THE GAY BEARDS, WE HAD TO
GIVE THEM THE MICROPHONES,
HIDING UNDER THE BEAUTIFUL
BEARDS, HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD
BEARDS?
BEARDS?
BEARDS? >> FOUR YEARS.
>> HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU,
AFTER MONTH, DID YOU LOOK LIKE
THESE GUYS?
THESE GUYS? >> THESE GUYS HAVE GOOD
POTENTIAL.
POTENTIAL. >> DID YOU TALK TO THE BOSS, I
WOULD KIND OF LIKE TO KEEP
THIS.
THIS.
THIS. >>
THIS. >> ARE YOU WATCHING?
>> HE SAYS NO, I HAVE TO SHAVE
IT OFF, IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
>> IF YOU MADE IT LIKE THIS, HE
WOULD LET YOU KEEP IT.
IF YOU HAVEN'T FOLLOWED THE --
THE GAY BEARDS, PAINTING,
PUTTING FOOD IN THERE, HELPING
ME MAKE MY OWN BEARD WAS SCHOOL
SUPPLIES.
SUPPLIES.
SUPPLIES. >> THAT IS JUST WRONG.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WE FIGURED WE WOULD HAVE
THEM JUDGE OR BEARDS.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WOULD BE
A COMPETITION.
A COMPETITION. >> YOU ARE TALKING SMACK?
>> THE FU MANCHU THING FILLED
IN NICELY, YOU TRIMMED THAT
RIGHT?
RIGHT?
RIGHT? >>
RIGHT? >> I CHEATED A LITTLE BIT, ONLY
ONE OR TWO WHISKERS, AS WELL.
>> I THOUGHT AT THE BEGINNING
YOU WOULD WIN THIS.
I REALLY DID.
>> I WANT EVERYONE TO THINK
ABOUT THAT.
ABOUT THAT. >> I DIDN'T KNOW IF THAT WAS
LEGAL OR NOT.>> TRUTH BE TOLD,
I WENT TO A BEARD GROOMER TWO
DAYS AGO, MY WIFE MADE ME, AND
THEY CUT THIS PART, THIS WAS
ALL FILLED IN, A LOT OF GUYS
CAN'T GROW HERE, BUT I CAN.
IT WAS WOLF AND SOMETHING, READ
ON WESTBERG.
ON WESTBERG. >> FOR THAT PART OF YOUR
BEARD.>> THAT IS WHO CUT IT,
AND I BROUGHT THE NECK LINE UP,
IT WAS GETTING LIKE TEEN WOLF.
>> I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO BE
LOOKING AT, THE CRITERIA TO
JUDGE OUR BEARDS?
>> LAST-MINUTE ADJUSTMENTS.
>> WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE BEEN
TRIMMING.
TRIMMING.
TRIMMING. LOW MARKS FOR YOU GUYS.>>
DECORATIONS.
DECORATIONS. >> IT IS NO SHAVE, IT IS NOT NO
TRIM.
TRIM.
TRIM. OR
TRIM. OR MUSTACHE WAX.
>> OVERALL CONFIDENCE.
YOU HAVE TO BE CONFIDENT WITH
YOUR BEARD.
YOUR BEARD. >> IT GETS POINTS.
>> WE SHOULD HAVE YOU STAND AND
SPIN, WHILE BRIAN AND JONATHAN
DO THIS, AND DO WE HAVE A
PICTURE OF CHRIS WILLIS IS
BEARD?
BEARD?
BEARD? HE
BEARD? HE PLAYED THE FAMILY CARD, BUT
LOOK AT HOW NICE IS BEARD LOOKS.
HE IS ALSO IN THE JUDGING.
>> IT LOOKS A LITTLE BIT HIGHER
THAN THE REST OF OURS.
>> THE COMPETITION IS GOING TO
BE FAIR, I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP,
HE COLORED AND SOME GRAY AREAS.
>> OH, NO.
>> BEARD MARSHALL, CAN YOU
VOUCH FOR THAT?
>> KATHY HAS NOT HAD ANY PART
IN THIS.
IN THIS.
IN THIS. >> HE DID, A LITTLE COLOR, BUT
YOU KNOW WHAT, WHATEVER.
>> WE PROMISE DRAMA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE'S NOT HERE, HE'S KIND OF
OUT.
OUT.
OUT. >>
OUT. >> AND TURN YOUR BEARDS TO THE
CAMERA.
CAMERA.
CAMERA. >> HOW DOES ONE PROPERLY STRUT
WITH A BEARD.
>> I THINK YOU GUYS ARE NERVOUS.
A DRUMROLL.
A DRUMROLL. >> CHRIS, DO THAT GQ POSE YOU
ARE FAMOUS FOR.
LIKE THAT.>> THE PRODUCER SAYS
WE HAVE TO PICK A WINNER.
JONATHAN, BRIAN?
JONATHAN, BRIAN? >> I WOULD GIVE MINE TO MATT
ZAFFINO.
ZAFFINO.
ZAFFINO. >> YES!
>> YES!
>> YES! >> I LIKE THAT, THE COLORS.
>> HE COLORED THAT HIMSELF.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ARE YOU PICKING MATT
ZAFFINO?
ZAFFINO?
ZAFFINO? >> I'M NOT EVEN A