And so she said, "I think I will have the fish after all."
(both laughing)
Ow!
I think I just got stung by a wasp.
I thought you were going to take care of the wasp nest.
I was getting to it.
Will you check WebMD to see what I should put on this?
WebMD is going to convince you that you're dying.
We're checking with Dr. Granny.
Who?
Dr. Granny!
It's this new website that gives you strictly old-school Southern remedies.
So we just type in "wasp sting" and...yep!
Got a sting?
Put some chewing tobacco on it.
And don't forget to put it in your mouth for a few minutes first.
Chewing tobacco? Blegh.
We don't have any of that lying around.
I had a feeling she was going to say that.
So, open up!
Why do I have to chew it?!
(Granny) You could also put some Vicks VapoRub on it, too.
Can we just do that?
Yeah.
Kevin!
What happened??
I stepped on a piece of glass!
Okay. Let me check with Dr. Granny.
(Granny) You cut your foot on broken glass??
I knew you should have swept up after you dropped that wine last night.
I did.
(Granny) Just soak it in a bucket of kerosene for about an hour.
You shouldn't need stitches after that.
Wait!
Why would I need stitches?
It was a tiny piece of glass.
(Granny) Or you could just put a lil dab of Vicks VapoRub on it.
Ugh, how come the really deep ones hurt so much more?
Help me, Granny.
(Granny) Don't touch that pimple!
It'll only make it worse!
Put a raw potato on it.
It'll bring it to a head.
In the meantime, cut back on the greasy fast food.
How long am I supposed to do this for?
(Granny) You know what else is good for acne?
Vicks VapoRub!
Of course.
(hiccup)
Are you sure this is going to work?
Yeah. I looked it up.
Drink water from the opposite side of the glass upside down.
That'll cure your hiccups.
Can I just wait it out?
You've had hiccups for three days.
(Granny) The alternative is taking a little dab of Vicks VapoRub
and rubbing it on the lining of your nostrils.
Again with the Vicks.
(big hiccup)
Give me the towel.
Yeah.
(baby crying)
Why's he being fussy?
I think he has an ear ache?
Okay, let me check with Dr. Granny.
Just soak a cotton ball in some urine and stick it in his ear.
That should clear it right up.
Absolutely not.
He could also be teething, in which case...
I am not sticking Vicks VapoRub in my baby's mouth.
(baby crying)
Yeah...
Okay, I'll get the Jack Daniels.
What??
(Kevin) It's for us!
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
(baby crying)
Will you check WebM...MDB?
No...
Check WebMD.
(off-screen) Action.
No, I'm not...I'm not there.
I'm not there.
(big sigh and laughing)
(Ryan off-camera) You, like, look so sad!
Gross.
(gagging)
Yeah, now you're addicted to it.
Eww, people put this in their mouth?!
(off-screen) Action.
(laughing)
Did you see his face?
Okay.
He was communing with...something.
Bow.
(laugh praising?)
That'll bring it to a head.
And I don't remember the rest of it.
Sheesh!
Fast food!
Cut back on it.
Greasy fast food.
Dah!
That'll take care of it--and I don't remember!
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