- I mean look, my philosophy is gym at seven
chocolate at eight.
(whooshes) (squeaks)
(fun music)
- I am so excited .
- I (beeps)ing love chocolate.
- Look I am a big fan of dark dark chocolate.
- This is literally my most favorite thing
I've ever done, in this office.
- This is literally, my worst nightmare.
(record scratches)
- What do you mean?
- I hate chocolate.
(moans)
- You're an adult, deal with it.
(dramatic music)
- I hate it.
- You joking?
- No.
Honestly, the thought of having to eat
all the different kinds of chocolate products
is literally like flipping my stomach.
(upbeat music)
- I'm so boring, I'm like the vanilla person.
I always go for chocolate.
- This one is definitely budget.
- Mmhmm.
- It's got like a lot of icicles in it.
(hums)
- I'm shaking, I'm like, nervous.
- Mmm.
- That's delicious.
- That's really nice. - That's really good.
(groans)
- Oh, that's bougie, hundred percent.
- That's bougie for sure.
- I want to try this one now,
'cause I feel like that's the bougie one.
- So watery.
- That one masks the chocolate flavor a little bit more.
But the texture is different.
- It's like when you take like your parents vodka
and then you fill it up with water.
- Yeah yeah yeah. - That's what's happened.
- This is the budget one. - I'm going with bougie
and budget.
- All right, bougie.
- Budget.
- [Producer] You guys are right.
(cheers)
- That was easy, I think we're gonna (beeps)ing nail this.
- Yay.
- Too easy. - Oh yeah, easy.
(dramatic music)
- Oh yeah, - too easy.
(dramatic music)
- This just actually looks like poo.
(record scratches)
- This is a bunch of chocolate combos.
(tense music)
- We've got to guess what the combos are?
- Yeah.
- Great, I love this game.
- Yeah.
- I love this game.
- Okay there we go,
nice roundish squishy one.
- Oh my god, oh my god it moved when I touched it.
Is this serious, like the small, Australian.
- Yeah I don't want to eat this, put it over there.
- I would like you to notice what this one does.
Oh my god. - Ah.
- Oh my god.
Oh my god,
oh my god.
- [Producer] I think yours was Weet-Bix dipped in mustard.
- Oh my god, that's it.
- [Producer] Dipped in mustard.
- Why.
I love this game. - yeah.
- Oh god, it's a (beeps)ing olive isn't it?
- Oh that's an olive.
(dings)
I'm gonna leave that one.
(laughs)
- Come back to it later.
- Oh my god an olive?
- It's a (beeps)ing olive.
- Oh my god this is so good.
- Uh-uh, (mumbles) milk.
(laughs)
- Yuck.
(playful music)
- Like what?
- This looks disgusting.
- That is separating, it looks awful.
- [Woman] Yuck,
- [Tester] It looks like milk vomit.
- Let's drink it, let's get it over with.
- Okay.
(gags)
- Yuck.
- Ah yuck.
- It just tastes like milk.
- Yeah it tastes like milk.
(moans)
- Thanks you, next.
- I'm keen for this one.
- This is what you would expect
when you think hot chocolate, you know?
- No that tastes like chocolate.
- That smells like my childhood when we used to just buy
mass cheap stuff so maybe that one is budget.
Boug. - Okay, budget.
(dings) (moans)
- Are you actually kidding me?
- What?
- Okay, I've got a question,
- Oh please Sohan, ask me a question,
- Sorry, but why are we eating this with a knife and fork?
Do you even know how to eat chocolate?
- Because then we can't see the brand on the other side.
- This is a wild concept, this is not how you eat chocolate.
- But doesn't it like take you back to your childhood
where you like play the chocolate game,
or I stood on the sidelines and watched everyone else
play the chocolate game.
- Hang on what?
What's the chocolate game?
- Oh there we go.
Oh, there we go, actually that's not that difficult.
- Oh crap, I'm gonna go this one first.
- Okay.
Oh. - Oh.
- It's not bougie but it's actually not bad.
- I won't waste my,
uh-uh.
- I just know that what's happening right now
my mouth says it's not very good.
- This is bloody delicious so you got to get
yourself some of that.
- Cheers.
What are you doing?
(laughs)
Is that the game?
- No.
(laughs)
- That, I don't know, I didn't enjoy that very much.
- There was no flavor to that chocolate at all.
- Yeah.
- Mostly because that was just mostly a raisin.
(laughs)
- Just looking at it, I feel like this is definitely bougie.
- Budget.
- Boug.
(dings)
- We're on fire.
- Boom.
- Oh yeah. - We killed this.
- Perfect score.
Are we surprised, not really.
- I think I need a new job,
I think that should be my job.
- Chocolate taster.
- Chocolate connoisseur really,
oh chocolate connoisseur ice cream, ah.
- That actually is good. - That's pretty good.
- Literally my mind hasn't changed at all,
chocolate is the best in it's original form.
Don't try and make it something it's not,
don't try and mix it with things
that it shouldn't be mixed with.
- [Producer] Weet-Bix dipped in mustard.
- And then you'll be fine, you'll enjoy it.
Unless you're her, because then you'll hate everything.
- I'll hate it, forever.
- I just haven't enjoyed really like a huge part of today.
- Mmhmm.
- Like the olive particularly was,
- Oh god, that's disgusting dude.
- Was not, (laughs) don't judge me.
- The more expensive chocolate,
or the more bougie chocolate
was a little bit better.
- Here here.
(playful music)