- How bad could a hundred year old chocolate really be?
- Let's talk about that.
(gentle upbeat music)
Good Mythical summer.
- Do you have any foods that you regularly eat
past the expiration date?
Like you don't even think twice about it?
- You think I'm that type of guy?
- No, I'm just asking
because it ties in with what we're doing today.
- Oh, I know.
I know where you're going with this.
- I'm just trying to set a theme here.
- Actually, I didn't think I was that type of guy
except for this episode and, but last week,
I ate a Reese's peanut butter chocolate Christmas light.
- You're sure it was food?
Christmas light?
- Well, it's-
- It's a Christmas tree.
- No, it's Christmas light.
Lily got it from Christmas
and like it fell out the stocking or something.
- How big is it?
- It's basically like an Easter egg,
but they say it's a Christmas light and it's really good
and it was still great, you know?
- Yeah, I mean-
- The peanut butter wasn't powdery or anything.
I think that- - So I'm very open to it.
- I think that's safe and I also think
that with everything that we've eaten on this show
and we've never gotten food borne illness,
we've probably built some kind of like resistance to it.
- Oh. - You know?
- And so our stomachs are only getting stronger today.
It's time for "To Be Discontinued
More, More, More, More, More, More,
More, More, More, More, More, More Snacks Edition"!
- Now we would never encourage any sort of drug use
or drug manufacturing on this show, but we do encourage you
to watch us eat some chocolate
based on a show all about drugs.
- Yeah. - That's right.
We got the Breaking Bad Heisenberg's Blue Sky
Popping Raspberry bar.
- I don't remember this existing.
- Well, interestingly.
Okay, so you know the show Breaking Bad-
- I do. - Went from 2008 to 2013,
but this didn't launch until 2018,
Five years after the show ended, and it only lasted a year.
It was discontinued in 2019.
This isn't the only product.
They also had Blue Sky Rock candy.
- That makes sense. - We've been there before.
- It's basically like eating Walter White's meth.
- And then Saul Goodman had some cinnamon bun chocolate.
Jesse Pinkman had a chili pepper dark chocolate bar.
- Okay.
- So, but there's no fried chicken from Pollos Hermanos,
which is- - That's a missed opportunity.
- That's the disappointing thing for me.
Oh, look at this. It's blue.
- Look and it's been a bit melted.
We paid $16 for this.
- It's been in the Albuquerque sun.
- Oh, goodness.
What? It has meth rocks in it.
My teeth are gonna fall out if I eat this?
- No, not if you just try it once.
- Come on, Rhett.
(Rhett laughing)
- You just don't want it to become a habit.
(Link sniffing)
That's not how you take it, though. You don't snort it.
- White chocolate. I know you.
I'm just saying smell at it. - You smoke it.
Right?
- Let's not keep giving details.
- I know. I wasn't trying to go there.
- It's a cool thematic candy that it makes sense.
It was sold exclusively at FYE,
which is like- - For Your Entertainment?
Is that what that means?
Didn't they have like a music store in the mall?
- It's kind like a, I don't know.
It gave off Hot Topic vibes to me.
- I was afraid it. Too much neon.
- It's not that old. Let's eat it.
White chocolate bar with popping raspberry candies.
- Oh, Walter White chocolate. I get it.
- Yeah, that was his actual last name.
Chocolate. - That's not bad.
I'm not gonna eat another bite of it, though.
- It tastes good.
I think because it's expired,
there's no actual popping happening.
- It's stopped popping.
- But I think this is a solid potential reentry
to the market because blue white chocolate is not.
I mean the show is still one
of the greatest shows of all time.
- That's never gonna go away.
I mean, the appreciation for the show's never gonna go away.
I think they- - I like this a lot.
- I think Brian Cranston and...
- Jesse Pinkman. - Jesse Pinkman.
What's his real name?
All right. That's-
- Aaron Paul. - Aaron Paul. Yeah.
- They did like a mescal together.
Remember that?
- They should have done this, too.
Is that still happening?
- Maybe they can bring it back.
- Are they still pouring that mescal out?
- [Crew Member] Yeah.
- Probably.
- So you think we should bring this back?
- Yeah. I mean, there's nothing else on the market like it.
It's fun. It's tasty.
Heisenberg's Blue Sky Bar.
- [Both] Bring it back! (screen whooshing)
- You're familiar with Shaquille O'Neal?
- Yeah. Very.
- He was a legendary basketball player
that became even more legendary afterward
because he shows up on everything.
- Yeah.
- Like commercials, products,
including this Arizona iced tea.
- [Rhett] Soda Shaq!
- Introduced in 2013, discontinued in 2016.
We paid $22 for this thing.
- Well, it's big. There's a lot.
(can popping)
Oh, it's still got a little pop.
- It had the tagline, "A big can for the big man".
- Even though it basically is the exact same size
as a normal Arizona can.
Isn't it?
- I believe it is because once they discontinued it,
there was a lot of confusion around the fact
that they had some, I guess they had so many
of these Shaq faced cans that they defaced it
by putting other Arizona packaging on it
and then people would start drinking it and they'd be like,
whoa, what? - Shaq!
- Look at this picture.
They would peel off the Arizona label
and they're Shaq again!
You can't get away from this guy.
- That seems like a really clever marketing campaign though.
It doesn't seem like they're trying to cover something else.
Like you, oh, did I what did I win? A free visit from Shaq?
Like, you know?
Like when Shaq shows up under the wrapping,
you gotta feel like that's intentional.
- But it just meant that it was in,
they overestimated the demand.
- Right.
Shaq spread himself a little too thin,
but that's a lot of man to spread, so.
- That's a good point.
- I think he can probably get away with it.
But I did wanna talk to you about,
I've been thinking about Shaq and you, actually.
- Shaq and me?
- Yeah. Shaq and you.
- You see the Shaq in me? - I see the Shaq.
Literally I do see the Shaq in you
because you know Shaq is quite the DJ
and he's always showing up.
He's always in front of a crowd of teens going.
I mean, I follow him on Instagram.
I see these things.
- Oh. - And you are an aspiring DJ.
- What's he call himself?
- A Shaq. (laughs)
He's just, he doesn't need to call himself anything else.
But what I'm getting at is like-
- Not like DJ poolboi?
- This might be, you might need to make a connection
because you could be like, you could be Shaq's sidekick.
- DJs don't have sidekicks.
- Well- - Do they?
- They don't until now. I'm just saying.
- That's how I'm gonna move up into the DJ world.
- Dink it. - DJ Shaq's Sidekick.
Still looking for our name.
- Oh. What flavor is that?
Blueberry cream soda.
That's why it smells weird.
- It's also available in vanilla cream,
orange cream, other cream flavors.
- I feel like there's something legitimately off putting
about blueberry cream soda and then tea.
I mean, there's a tea flavor in there too, right?
Or am I just thinking that because it's from Arizona?
- I think it's just because of that.
Every time I see Shaq somewhere,
I don't have a problem with it, but I just, I don't know.
I don't, I can't think of any reason.
- I don't care how good this is.
Shaq doesn't need to be on one more product.
I mean, he cycles through them.
You don't need to, he doesn't need to go back to them.
- Yeah. He's moved on.
So should we. Arizona Soda Shaq.
- [Both] No, that's whack! (screen whooshing)
- Tater chips.
They've exploded into all kinds of flavors over the years.
Sweet, spicy tangy, you know,
but only one big brand dared to dive
into the bitter deep end.
Lay's with cappuccino flavored chips.
- Look at these, but do you want to eat these?
(machine buzzing)
- Okay. When am I now?
- This is episode 2226.
- End of the summer? Okay, that's not right.
Come on, come on! (machine buzzing)
- Well, looks like he's having fun. (chuckles)
- Yeah. Kind of jealous.
All right. Let's open these things up.
- Cappuccino chips.
Okay. We've had these before on the show.
Believe it or not, 2014.
We've been doing this show for a long time.
We don't remember.
We were guessing flavors of something.
- (gasping and laughing) Oh, smell that.
(Rhett yelling)
Oh, God! - Man! What is happening?
- It's freaking Boggs.
- But it's Boggs without the chocolate to take the edge off.
(Link sighing loudly)
Yeah, think. Boggs is better than that.
Boggs smell sweet compared to that.
- Oh, gosh.
Why? Why, why, why?
- I kind of match. Can I?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.
- I look like I'm a spokes. We don't need Shaq for these.
- Oh, man. - We need me.
- Instant headache.
Your head hurting? Just think about it.
It probably is.
- Don't give me that. Okay.
- We paid $20 for this bag, dude.
- Yeah. And these were-
- You shoulda just kept the bag from 2014.
- You know Lay's does that, like they did this
do us a flavor thing where they get people to-
- Yeah. - Submit different flavors-
- It's on the back of this.
- They make them and then people vote on them.
Well, this was one of the flavors that it did not win.
- Cheddar bacon mac and cheese was another one.
Wavy mango, salsa and kettle cooked wasabi ginger.
- Which won't? The wasabi ginger became a flavor.
- How many things have actually worked coffee flavored?
- Ice cream.
- Well, first of all, there's coffee,
then there's ice cream, then there's what?
The enema? - Nothing else.
- I can't think of much else.
- Yogurt, but that's kind of like ice cream.
- There's coffee flavored yogurt?
Yeah.
- So just sniffing this gave me a headache.
You want to eat it?
- You can put espresso into a chocolate, like a brownie.
I don't want to eat this, man.
I might lick daddy it.
Why is it burning?
Should it burn?
(crew laughing) (Link spitting)
That doesn't feel right.
It doesn't seem like it should burn.
- These things do not hold up.
- They set a new standard for stink.
- I think what I've learned is that chips are something
that you should never eat past the expiration date.
I mean, it contains milk ingredients.
It says that.
- I think that's it. I think that-
- Does not contain caffeine.
That was the other thing. Is there anything to celebrate?
- If you were to get regular Lay's chip
that are eight years old, they wouldn't smell like this.
They smell like this because of the cappuccino flavoring
that's been added.
And as an experiment, can we take a bag of Lay's chips
and begin saving them now and eight years from now,
we'll look back on this moment.
We'll smell them and I will be proven right.
- I've already pushed it over here.
I don't want to have anything to do with it.
- Lay's cappuccino chips.
- [Both] No, that's whack! (screen whooshing)
- What do you do when the going gets tough?
Well, the toughest of the tough
put a positive spin on things.
- Oh.
- And we have taken that principle,
partnered with Spin Master to make a card game
that laughs in the face of disaster.
(Link laughing extravagantly)
- That's creepy.
- We're calling it, "We're Still Good".
- It's the game where you and your friends
create ridiculous disastrous scenarios and then compete
to put the most entertaining, positive spin
on those scenarios to make sure everybody knows
hey, we're still good!
- We are still good.
- Pick up our game, "We're Still Good", at walmart.com
and select Walmart stores to get in on the fun.
It's fun, y'all. Play it.
- Oh, yeah. It's all in here and then you take it all out.
- There's actually a game in there.
It's not just a box.
- Okay.
You know, we're all familiar with animals.
- Yeah.
- And I'm familiar with animal crackers.
- Yeah.
- Animal cookies, animal gummies.
- Right.
- But ever since the 80s, we've been deprived
of the greatest animal thing, which is animal candy.
- Yeah. - Question mark.
- [Rhett] I wonder why these were discontinued.
Maybe because there's caged animals
on the outside of the package.
- I only eat cage free animals.
We paid $7.85 for this so it actually comes cheap,
even though it was discontinued back in the 80s.
- I mean, besides that caged animal.
The fact that you can stack them
a couple of different ways is pretty cool.
- All right. See, that's a positive spin.
- Take one. - We're still good.
- That one's got the lion on it. This one's got the.
This one is like, a very teddy bear- like bear
trapped in a cage.
- This is made by World Candies Inc., established in 1952,
but changed to World Confections Inc. later on.
Family owned business that proudly makes candy cigarettes.
- Oh, okay. All right.
So we know they got their- - Cigarette sticks.
- They got their priorities in order.
- Just call them candy sticks now.
- Okay. Look at this.
- And when people complain, they just don't respond.
- All it is- - It's only one?
- Is one just stick with an imprint of an animal
and then, once, again I match.
Look, I mean, it's just like, there's just.
Am I holding candy? I don't think so.
Yes, I am.
- Is that shirt? Is this shirt Boggs-ed?
- Hold on. Is it the same color as you?
- Is it the same color as me?
- Almost the same color as you.
Almost the same color as me.
- What is yours? Mine's a penguin.
- Mine's a bear.
Oh, and there's another one.
Let's see what else they got.
So they didn't match the packaging with the inside.
They didn't go that far.
Oh, gosh.
I thought that was a jellyfish at first,
but it's just a lion.
- Just taste it, man.
- I'm gonna lick it.
- Lick daddy.
- Doesn't taste poisonous.
- Sugar, corn starch, corn syrup, gun-
- Gun powder?
(crew laughing)
- Gelatin, artificial color and artificial flavor.
- I just swallowed some.
It actually isn't bad.
I mean-
- The world doesn't need these.
- We don't need it.
We've gotten sugar given to us
in so many more creative ways than this.
I mean, this is just stamping a stick.
Kids don't want this.
- It's nice to know that it existed
and it's comforting to know that it doesn't anymore.
World's Greatest animal candy.
- [Both] No, that's whack! (screen whooshing)
- All right, we've had a lot of old and smelly chocolate
on this show, but we've never gotten close
to what's about to happen.
We have 100 year old chocolate!
Presenting Pan Confection's chocolate shreds!
- Chocolate shreds? - Shreds.
- I mean, looks like a cigar.
- Or dookie log.
- Yeah. Throw this in the pool and see what happens.
Let's just, okay. It's, I mean-
- How about throw it in your mouth?
- How much?
We paid $5.50 for this over 100 year old chocolate.
- It really hasn't appreciated much.
- Nobody wants it.
Nobody wants it.
Why would anybody buy this for this reason?
- [Rhett] I like to imagine
this is what Wade Bogg's turds look like.
- Yeah. It's starting to open.
Let me bring this paper towel out for contrast here.
- So basically, the reason it was called pan
and the name is, okay, so there's a panning process
in which a center for the candy is selected,
like nuts or sugar grains, and then corn syrup
or other ingredients are added, which cling to the center
and the mixture is rolled.
So it's basically- - Like a cigar.
- Yeah. It's like candy that's kind of rolled up.
- [Link] I can't tell if this is,
if I'm still removing packaging
or if it's like, got some sort of skin.
- [Rhett] I don't even think it matters.
- Should we light it?
Okay. - Stick your tongue in there.
- It's getting some Boggs.
After you smell it or before?
- (laughs) Let me smell it first.
Whoa. This is- - Boggs-ed.
- That- - It's that chocolate Boggs.
- That actually smells like when a Disney ride breaks down
and you're stuck inside it for a while.
- Right. There's like a leak.
There's like a hydraulic leak thing.
- What's the one with the raft that they're changing?
(crew chattering)
Yeah, that's if Splash Mountain breaks down
and you're like, stuck back there,
that smells like Splash Mountain.
You know what I'm saying?
Just like the smell of plastic and insides of animatronics.
- Yes. I do know what you're saying.
I'll give you that.
- Can I have a piece of the log?
- I mean.
It is a-
- Look at that.
- A dookie diameter.
It really, you know?
- I think this is a good, a healthy sized dookie.
Like, if your dookie is this big around
and about that long, you've made good decisions.
Wade Boggs, you've made good decisions.
- And never once have I wanted to fish it out
and take a bite out of it, but here goes.
- It feels like it does need to be soaked in water
before we- (laughs) - Shreds, man, let's shred it.
- I'm just gonna lick it.
- It's a privilege to be able to do this.
(crew laughing)
You know, this is a privilege!
Few people get to lick hundred dollar,
I mean, $5, a hundred year old-
- Hundred dollar- - Chocolate cigar dookie logs.
- If you told me I was licking wood, I'd believe you.
- No, man.
It's I'm licking the Boggs.
- How intact is it? - I'm getting Bogged out.
- If I drop it from this height.
No, nothing.
Nothing.
- Yeah. Stays intact.
- Nothing happens.
- I mean, the only thing I can think of to use this for
is sidewalk chalk at this point.
- Oh, it's softer than I thought.
- No reason to bring it back, though.
No, right?
- Oh, no.
Maybe just as like, a building material for something.
- I mean, you could put it in a glass case in a museum
and call it like, a dinosaur turd.
- I feel like you could drop it.
It'll fit right in the top of Boggs.
Just drop one. Just drop it in.
- Well, no, don't do it!
We'll never get it out and then we'll be smelling that
and this and there's not a control!
- But I mean, but this is. That's Boggs squared, man.
If it fits, put it in there.
If it doesn't fit, then fate.
Yeah. There you go.
(crew laughing)
- Fate has spoken.
- Boggs cannot rest with his logs.
(crew laughing)
- Pan Confection's chocolate shreds.
Hundred year old.
- [Both] No, that's whack!
- Okay, so the only thing that we brought back today was-
- The Walter White chocolate.
- Yeah, which was pretty good
to have Breaking Bad chocolate.
Everything else was whack!
- Mr. Blue sky.
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- You know what time it is.
- This is John.
- I'm PJ.
- We at Cooperstown and this is Wade Bogg's jersey.
(both smelling)
And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- Was there a hole in it?
- Yeah. - To sniff it?
- You gotta carve a little hole in there, guys.
(Link laughing)
Do that and see if you get away with it.
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- And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality
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- [Rhett] Pick up our game, "We're Still Good",
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