Private Snafu
Fighting Tools
BATTLE REPORTS PROVE U.S. SOLDIER
BEST ARMED IN WORLD!
U.S. RIFLE PROVEN DEADLY
OUR FIGHTING TOOLS UNBEATABLE
IF GIVEN THE PROPER CARE
♪ Oh, I'll be the war's greatest hero, ♪
♪ With these guns I have nothing to fear-o. ♪
♪My guns are the best, ♪
♪ They can meet any test, ♪
♪ Oh I'll be the war's greatest hero! ♪
♪ Oh, I'm the world's best damn fightin' machine-o, ♪
♪ Them Nazis will learn what I mean-o. ♪
♪ My wonderful guns, ♪
♪ Will murder them bums, ♪
♪ And I'll bury them in the latrine-o! ♪
[wordless singing]
Stick 'em up or I'll blow your brains out!
Ach! What a rifle! Comrade!
Hmmm. ♪ That rifle looks just a bit gooey, ♪
♪ If you think I am scared, you're plumb screwy. ♪
♪ Go on fire away, buck, ♪
♪ You're damn gun's full of muck, ♪
♪ Where nothing comes out but just hooey. ♪
♪ Oh, ach! What a gun, I'm defeated. ♪
♪ Such a gun just can't be beated. ♪
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
♪ That gun was neglected, ♪
♪ No water connected, ♪
♪ No wonder it got overheated! ♪
Now in the German army, mein leiber herr,
our weapons work fine,
'cause we give them great care.
Yipe!
♪ Oh, ach! Now I'm sunk, I am tanking! ♪
Oh you're perfectly safe, I am thinking.
It's musty and dusty,
And mighty damn rusty.
♪ Conditions inside are just stinking! ♪
Really they are.
What a dumb cop, what a clown!
Just the kind of boob
who lets his battery run down!
♪ Oh, like all careless gents, ♪
♪ He winds up behind fence! ♪
♪ SNAFU is the war's greatest zero! ♪
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