- Hey we're doing something different today
- Yup.
- We're trying to make videos for you more,
which means we're not scripting this
and we're just gonna talk.
- Yay.
- We're gonna play Will You Press The Button?
(applause)
- I will press the button.
- You don't even know what it is-
- I'm pushing it.
- Don't! - Push push push push push
- There are consequences for your actions.
(explosive bang)
You can see your future but you can't change it.
- Yes I will push the button
- What?
Why would you do that?
- Because.
- Why did you do that?
You can't change your future.
- Chaos.
- You can change your future, it's too late.
- [David] I make my own future anime.
- But what if, listen what if by pressing that button
you took away your ability to make your own future?
- Then friendship solves everything.
- No.
- That's what anime taught me.
Anime for the win.
- No, anime is a lie.
- How dare you?
- (laughs)
- Finally be better than that person you know at everything.
You have to admit that naturally they were born
more talented than you and that's the only reason
you became better is because you pushed the button.
- Okay so basically in layman's terms,
there's a person who you know who's good at everything
and you get to be better at them
but you have to verbally acknowledge
that they're better than you.
- Oh yeah sure I don't care, I'll push the button.
- I mean, but there's nobody like that (laughs).
- I could look up someone who is the best at everything.
Right, like the best and then I push a button
and I'm better than them?
Like I'm just really, really fucking good now?
You were better than me so now I'm better
than you 'cause I pushed the button.
Aren't you angry?
- (laughs) That tape with the ultimate troll.
- Aren't you so, I would be so angry.
- Aren't you just so angry, I would be really mad
I'm not gonna lie.
If that was me, if I was the person.
- Yeah, who knows how many years they, you know,
worked hard to learn that and I push a button
and I'm better than them and I just have to say,
oh my God, I pushed this button so I'm better than you.
Bump pride.
- David has no pride, no shame.
- Now it comes to that?
- Will take your spotlight.
- Hell yeah.
- Push you, get out of here.
- I don't even need to be in the spotlight
I just need to be good at stuff.
Let me be good at stuff.
(sigh)
- You get a $100 but you have to spend it on video games.
- Yep, I'm pushing that button.
- (gasps, laughs)
- Give me money, give me games.
- I mean I guess I would take it.
I don't know what I would buy.
I would probably just buy you games.
- Push the button
- (laughs)
- You can instantly draw anything perfectly
and bring that art to life.
I'm not sure if that's like bring it to life
like oh my God this is really good or-
- I think it means like off the paper.
- But the downside is that you sleep-draw
whatever you're dreaming about.
Which often are nightmares.
- Yes, I'm gonna say that that means it comes off the paper.
- That changes things, I was gonna say yeah, you know.
- Like who doesn't want that?
But even so I don't know if I want that.
I want like no doodle Bob.
(mimics strange voice)
- No.
- I don't want to doodle Bob.
I'm no, even if we didn't draw nightmares,
I'm not sure how I'd feel about it.
- I'm talking about nightmares, like.
I dream about some pretty scary stuff.
- The Cukaloos?
- The Cukaloos!
- (laughs)
- The Cukaloos are one of them.
- Okay so this one time David wakes up,
he's like I had a fever dream,
he had the flu.
- It was literally a fever dream.
- And he was like the Cukaloos, they're gonna get me.
They're gonna get me, the Cukaloos!
Apparently they were half chicken, half lizzard?
- Half chicken, half crocodile.
- Oh, and they had sharp teeth.
- They had sharp teeth.
- And glowing red eyes, and what did they do?
- They ran after you really really fast and said,
"Cukaloo!"
- Cukaloo!
- Now that is terrifying (laughs)
- It is terrifying.
- Well now you can do that.
You press the button.
Yep, you pressed the button and now you have Cukaloos.
What are you gonna do?
- I think I'm going to not press the button.
- You already pressed it, it's too late.
- I never said I would.
- You did it, yo it's too late - That's not how this works.
- And now you have Cukaloos, David what are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna throw you at them.
- You become the most talented musician of your generation
but you have stage fright and can't perform or record.
- Yeah, - What?
- I would push the button.
- What's the point then?
- Well the point is- - Fame, money.
- I have, well yeah sure but I have
stage fright anyway and can't perform or record
in front of anyone anyway so it's fine.
- You're recording in front of me right now.
- Well we're not performing anything.
- We're performing this show.
- Oh my God.
- (laughs) YouTube is your stage and you're here
looking at thousands and thousands, if not
tens of thousands of people right now.
And they're staring at you.
Can you take the pressure?
- I can't take the pressure!
- Take the pressure!
- I can't take the pressu-
(beep)
You can go back in time whenever you want
but if you get within 100 miles of your past self you die?
Yeah, I'd push the button.
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah.
- I'm not going back to 1990.
I don't give a crap about the 90s.
I'm going way back kiddos.
- Way back.
- I'm going way back.
Come, fucking Marti, no that's another show.
Come Morty let's, I only saw Rick and Morty once.
But you get the idea, we're time traveling
and I have a sidekick, you're my sidekick.
That's you.
- That me.
- We're traveling.
- Traveling.
Get the flux capacitor.
- You gotta get shwifty ...
- Time traveling, we're adventuring, you and me.
We have a show now.
- Push that button.
- Let's go back in (sings)
♪ Time is of the Earth problems and- ♪
- I don't know about that.
- Oh we'll have some tea.
(beep)
- You're invincible but every time you try to survive
a normally fatal incident, your IQ drops by one.
- No.
- That sounds like you're gonna be dumb real fast.
- How often do you die and then not die?
- Every day.
- You've died never.
- Every day.
- You die every day.
- I'm dying right now.
- That's such a big mood, but that doesn't count.
- It doesn't say what counts as not?
- I mean, a normally fatal incident.
Are you in a normally fatal incident?
- Could be.
- No, you stop that.
- You don't know.
- Don't go outside ever again.
- (laughs)
- I need you, yeah, I'm gonna press the button
for you because you need erm, I don't even know if you're
a dumb boy, you can't go.
- I am smart.
- Don't leave me.
- I'm the
- (cries)
- All right well, that was it for would you push the button.
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because nobody told us to talk about this button
but that's what were talking about.
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