(dramatic music)
- 17 (beep) years Sarah!
Are you serious?
What the (beep) is that?
(upbeat music)
- [Woman] You need to clean up your ass.
- [Narrator] On this episode of How Far is Tattoo Far?
Best friends Kenny and Sarah are ready to
air each other's dirty laundry.
They both love to turn up.
- How's the relationship?
Are you guys like, party animals?
- He's the craziest. - I love to (mumbles).
I love to go out.
Except it sucks 'cause like when we go out,
I feel like we just like get kicked out all the time
because I'm so drunk or something.
- Oh my god my life.
- I know right. (chuckles)
- [Narrator] When they're dow to get freaky.
- Is Kenny a freak?
- Oh my god, yes.
- We've had threesomes before.
- [Nico And Snooki] - Oh!
- [Nico] Hot, hot!
- So, let's talk about it.
- A guy hit me up and he was like let's hang out.
- We were like, let's do it in the car.
- In the car?
- In his truck and we were both
(beep) him (beep).
- And you're a virgin.
- Yes.
- How did you a (beep) job and you not want to do it?
- I'm just saving myself for the right person.
- [Narrator] Kenny wants Sarah to loosen up a little more.
- Sarah acts the (beep) Virgin Mary,
but then she'll go and like
(beep) someone's (beep).
- [Narrator] While Sarah wants Kenny to tighten up.
- Kenny needs to learn to get his (beep) together
and make better decisions.
- [Narrator] All right now that we know
so much about these two,
it's tattoo time!
(techno music)
- Son of a bitch.
(upbeat music)
- [Kenny] Ow.
(tattoo machine buzzing)
(exhaling)
- I'm in so much (bleeping) pain.
This hurts so (beep) bad.
- [Woman] You'll be fine.
- And, done.
How do you feel?
- I don't know if I'm ready for the reveal.
- [Narrator] Let's what these BFFs put on each other.
- There's nothing positive about any of these tattoos.
- [Narrator] Come on girl.
- Don't take the shades off until we tell you to.
- [Snooki] Sarah, how you're feeling?
- I'm so nervous right now,
I can cry.
- You should be nervous.
- I mean is this gonna be the things that y'all can just
like get (beep) and laugh about it in the future.
- No.
- Obviously, both of these tattoos
are going to majorly effect,
your sex lives.
- I haven't even had sex,
so forever a virgin, I guess.
(dramatic music)
- Are you (beep) serious?
(dramatic music)
- D?
Are you (beep) kidding me?
- Do you know what that is dripping down?
- [Sarah] No, what is it?
- That's (beep).
- [Sarah] Really!
- Obviously, it's on you.
- I'm just so confused, I don't get it actually.
- You--
- It's just means that you know,
she's on the lowest scale of the virgin's scale.
I mean, you always like preach and say that,
"You're a virgin and stuff."
Finally gonna get some (beep).
- [Sarah] Anyone that gonna see that,
I'm not gonna get (beep).
- Yeah you're are.
- [Sarah] Their gonna see D.
- Who cares.
- I do.
(dramatic music)
- Sarah.
After what you've seen on your back,
are you regretting what you put onto Kenny's body?
- Honestly,
Yes.
- Are you (beep) kidding me?
- No, I'm being serious.
- Oh my god.
- I hate this tattoo more than anything
that we've done on the show.
- How are you feeling about it?
- Like Sarah I can't
I'm so like, oh my god.
- [Sarah] It might be worse than, my tattoo.
- I don't see how it can be (beep) worst than that.
- It's definitely
so much worse. - Yeah.
- Sarah, final words.
- Final words...
I'm sorry.
Oh.
- I can't even (beep) look.
(dramatic music)
- 17 (beep) years Sarah!
- Are you serious?
- What the (beep) is that?
- [Sarah] Stained poo wit toilet paper.
You need to clean up your ass.
(upbeat music)
- Explain the full story here.
- All right.
Me and Kenny were hooking up with this guy
in the back of his truck.
Kenny leaves, he took a (beep).
Did not wipe, all of a sudden the guy (beep).
(bleep)
There was (beep) dripping into his hand.
That's why I gave you that tattoo.
You need to clean your (beep) up.
- I'm (beep) leaving here dude.
(beep) god.
How do I get out of here?
- [Man] Well you don't have pants on.
- I don't care.
I have this (beep) that
has toilet paper on it.
- I wish I knew the right thing to say right
now to make this better.
- My heart's racing.
- I feel really bad.
- I just don't care why she think things like that of me.
- I think that she was making a metaphor,
to calling your (beep) out.
- [Sarah] I think I might even cry for him.
- Can we go back out. - Yeah.
(dramatic music)
- Oh my god.
- There's a fly right by my (beep).
(laughing)
- [Man] Where do we go from here?
- I mean, I guess it has a good font to it.
(laughing) Yes!
- I think I like the (beep) parts.
Stop. (chuckles)
- Put like a huge band-aid over it.
I think it'll be fine.
- Yeah, now that I think about it,
that is cute.
- Y'all are stupid, I hate it.
Y'all are dumb.
- So stupid. - Oh my god!
- [Man] Y'all are meant for each other.
- All right, go have a threesome.
Get the (beep) outta here.
- [Narrator] So, are these two still cool wit their tattoos?
- So with this tattoo, I am no longer a virgin.
- [Kenny] Oh well good for you because now
I can even get a (beep) man to come around me.
There so (beep) disgusted by my tattoo.
So thanks a lot you stupid (beep).