Hey, what's up? How's it going?
Yeah, it's us.
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Alright, everybody out!
Right now!
Customers and employees.
We have official business with Thumb Buddies.
So, goodbye.
That's right, one foot in front of the other.
Nacho balls and tacos...
You can walk and murmur at the same time.
- Here you go. - Please.
- Take your time. - You ain't gotta go home.
But you can't stay here.
Now.
You two.
We don't know where you came from.
We don't wanna know.
But I'm gonna tell you something, right now.
[laughing]
Okay, why are you smiling at us like that?
Joey. Joey, I... I think I'm gonna faint.
Just, just hold on to me.
I'm gonna faint.
Just live in the moment, okay?
Just breathe and to live this moment
[sighing]
Okay.
Oh, God, we love you so much!
I can't believe this is real life!
Okay, what is going on?
[gasping]
It's just... the only reason...
we ever even decided to be crime fighters...
Is ‘cause we wanted to be exactly like you two.
We humble ourselves... before you.
These guys are alright.
Yeah. I'm starting like these guys.
I mean, fellas, uh...
You may rise before us.
Look, guys.
You know the whole superhero thing...
it's sort of like-- oh.
- Emergency. - Yeah.
They're getting a real emergency!
I know! I know! Shh! Shh! Shhh!
I should probably take this. If you'll excuse me?
Oh, yeah. No problem.
Where you goin?
I don't know these-- I don't know what to say. Don't leave--
So...
the Thumb Buddies.
Cool name.
Nah.
It's stupid
Well.
Well uh...
How'd you guys come up with it?
Well, Mark and I used to be dance instructors.
We taught the elderly to dance.
But we never really felt fulfilled. You know?
We felt like a couple of nobodies.
Yeah. But then one night we were having dinner with my sister
and she says, "You guys!"
- She talks with the lisp. - She does.
She says, "You guys! You don't have to be nobodies."
You can be thumb buddy.
And we were like...
Thumb buddies?
Which sounded like thumb buddies.
- So, now that's who we are. -The Thumb Buddies.
[squeaking]
So...
I'm guessing you two aren't married?
Nah. Just waiting for the right girl.
- That special someone. - Where is she?
Oh, keep lookin'.
Kid! Kid.
Stainless Steve is on the loose.
What? Thought the cops had him.
They did, but he got away, and now we gotta go get him again.
Alright. Okay. Alright. I'm sorry, guys.
No, no, no! Can we go with you?
Please! Please! Let us come with you!
You gotta let us come with you!
I don't think that's a good idea.
I'll rub your shoulders on the way!
What? No, I'm sorry, guys.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- You'll rub my shoulders? - Sure!
You got good hands?
Yeah!
- Alright, let's go. - What?
Kid, you see anything?
No, nothing.
You sure Stainless Steve ran this way?
Yeah, that's what the cop in the police helicopter said.
Maybe he ahh...
Oh, this guy's hands are like magic.
Thank you very much.
Hey, hey, hey.
Look.
Footprints.
Leading up to the shed.
Oh, hey.
Do you guys think Stainless Steve is hiding in there?
- Yes. - Probably.
Cool.
Let us go in there and get him.
- Yeah, to let us do it. - No, no, no.
That is not a good idea, guys. That is not a good--
Oh come on you guys, please.
If you guys will just let us do this.
That'll make us feel like we really did something.
Like...
like our lives have meaning.
Well... alright.
Okay, you guys can go and get him.
- Seriously! - For real?
- Shhh! - Be careful.
I don't want those fabulous hands gettin' hurt.
- Totally get it! - We promise!
Okay, man.
This is it.
I love you.
Yeah.
Who are we?
Thumb Buddies!
Ahh!
Well, that's weird.
Hey!
What's happening?
Uh...
We don't... we don't know.
You seem to be in a rocket.
But, uh, don't worry!
Activate main engine.
Prepare for launch.
Or...
Ignition.
Goodbye.
[screaming]
Well, I'll be darned.